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Emilio how much money did you lose on your JAP ex?

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Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick f...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent f...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
You're still in love with her
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white...
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  08/20/26
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aryan marvel superhero
  08/20/26
literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (...
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Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
So, to be clear, no more art hos?
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostl...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoo...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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  08/20/26
Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰
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  08/20/26
I can fix her.
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
987654323456789876543234567898765432345678987
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
180
The Scrotum
  08/20/26
The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right ...
The Scrotum
  08/20/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories i...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think an...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/20/26
Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once mar...
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/20/26
Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" f...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/20/26
it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i c...
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/20/26
I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginn...
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/21/26
After all these poasts Forget about all the troubled (1)s.....
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  08/21/26
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aryan marvel superhero
  08/21/26
aryan marvel diorama tp
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Date: August 20th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick for pleasantly nostalgic memories as it turns out 😋

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Date: August 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she was willing to date a goy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081033)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent fields where pay doesn't matter because parents are rich and supportive, still looks great in her early 30s other than a few bizarre tattoo choices obviously, no interest in non-fur baby kids it also goes without saying given her demographic) with a white dad and JAP mom = 100% golden retriever-ish, somehow 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081499)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

You're still in love with her

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white Los Feliz art hoe) was even more 180 in all the nostalgic senses and followed a similar life trajectory minus the tattoos, but I'll always have a soft spot for discussing my gorgeous (semi? demi? hemi?)JAP next door in particular here at ZoZo.com for obvious reasons, lmao

(it's also funny looking back that I found the art hoe outlook so endearing in my teens but then lost all interest in that lifestyle after high school even though I genuinely like my exes from those years, genuinely sweet people who were always gracious and composed - far more than I was at that age - no matter what crazy situations came our way... and yes I'm gay in case all my previous poasting didn't make that obvious) 😝

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081573)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: aryan marvel superhero



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (retriever) age memory palace... 🐾

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

So, to be clear, no more art hos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081637)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostly online these days!) though for better or worse not any more experiences re: that ethereal poast-modern demographic, and not even any temptation in that direction thankfully. What about you? Do you have a certain type at this point you gravitate to or just certain undefinable individuals you like, or both?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081641)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoos. I would say most of my gfs fall into similar patterns. I wouldn't say there's a mold but definitely a genre. All my exes came from intact families and had a good relationship with their fathers. Aside from that not sure if artho or not artho. I think as long as they're educated and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081646)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081655)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

I can fix her.

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

987654323456789876543234567898765432345678987

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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

180

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right before I arrived Torn came on perfectly queued to end the moment it was time to park, and I exited my car thinking of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081591)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories is how my dad loved when Torn came on either on the Y2K era radio or my older sister's CD, and you could tell he was otherwise indifferent to most of the current thing culturally (he was one of those lovable 1950s-born and raised SoCal boomers who thought Beach Boys and CCR were basically the only pop music worth listening to, and it's hard to argue because I love so many things from so many eras and centuries but could still be okay with those 2 only if need be) 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081611)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)

Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think any music exists after 1989. He is almost 70 and has never heard of Nirvana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081701)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081723)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once married to daniel johns of silverchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081674)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" for real and fumbled starting a family with her relatively young together? Unironic musical genius but it broke my heart to read that in what seemed like a credible discussion (but obviously I'm an outsider to their life so who the Eff really knows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081686)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i can say that he's always seemed very unserious and cloaked in sarcasm and doublespeak. very cobain-esque in the way he derided fame while simultaneously seeking attention and being outlandish.

their bassist had his restaurant burn up and battled cancer and daniel didn't even reach out. that's pretty cold.

i guess what i'm getting at is that his one true love, other than himself, is men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081856)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginning to end, tyvmft - reads like the experience of listening to a classic Silverchair song come to think of it 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50082090)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

After all these poasts

Forget about all the troubled (1)s...

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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: aryan marvel superhero



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

aryan marvel diorama tp

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