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Emilio how much money did you lose on your JAP ex?

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costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/23/26
We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick f...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she...
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent f...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
You're still in love with her
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
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salmon deranged idea he suggested
  08/20/26
literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
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costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
So, to be clear, no more art hos?
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostl...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoo...
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
I can fix her.
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
987654323456789876543234567898765432345678987
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
180
silver concupiscible yarmulke faggotry
  08/20/26
The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right ...
silver concupiscible yarmulke faggotry
  08/20/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories i...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think an...
costumed bateful toaster
  08/20/26
Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once mar...
violent crimson telephone center
  08/20/26
Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" f...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/20/26
it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i c...
violent crimson telephone center
  08/20/26
I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginn...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26
After all these poasts Forget about all the troubled (1)s.....
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26
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salmon deranged idea he suggested
  08/21/26
aryan marvel diorama tp
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26
I'm watching you poast below me And I've got the greatest r...
violent crimson telephone center
  08/21/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26
I can actually hear this melody + lyrics combo clearly in my...
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26
Great thread
Chocolate haunting hell idiot
  08/21/26
Took the words right out of my mouth my dear gibberish 🐶
Green Naked Rehab
  08/21/26


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Date: August 20th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50080538)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50087138)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick for pleasantly nostalgic memories as it turns out 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50080801)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she was willing to date a goy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081033)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent fields where pay doesn't matter because parents are rich and supportive, still looks great in her early 30s other than a few bizarre tattoo choices obviously, no interest in non-fur baby kids it also goes without saying given her demographic) with a white dad and JAP mom = 100% golden retriever-ish, somehow 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081499)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

You're still in love with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081551)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white Los Feliz art hoe) was even more 180 in all the nostalgic senses and followed a similar life trajectory minus the tattoos, but I'll always have a soft spot for discussing my gorgeous (semi? demi? hemi?)JAP next door in particular here at ZoZo.com for obvious reasons, lmao

(it's also funny looking back that I found the art hoe outlook so endearing in my teens but then lost all interest in that lifestyle after high school even though I genuinely like my exes from those years, genuinely sweet people who were always gracious and composed - far more than I was at that age - no matter what crazy situations came our way... and yes I'm gay in case all my previous poasting didn't make that obvious) 😝

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081573)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: salmon deranged idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081584)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (retriever) age memory palace... 🐾

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081594)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081633)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081635)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

So, to be clear, no more art hos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081637)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostly online these days!) though for better or worse not any more experiences re: that ethereal poast-modern demographic, and not even any temptation in that direction thankfully. What about you? Do you have a certain type at this point you gravitate to or just certain undefinable individuals you like, or both?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081641)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoos. I would say most of my gfs fall into similar patterns. I wouldn't say there's a mold but definitely a genre. All my exes came from intact families and had a good relationship with their fathers. Aside from that not sure if artho or not artho. I think as long as they're educated and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081646)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081654)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081655)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

I can fix her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081659)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081663)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081669)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

987654323456789876543234567898765432345678987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081680)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: silver concupiscible yarmulke faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081555)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081578)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: silver concupiscible yarmulke faggotry

Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right before I arrived Torn came on perfectly queued to end the moment it was time to park, and I exited my car thinking of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081591)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081603)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories is how my dad loved when Torn came on either on the Y2K era radio or my older sister's CD, and you could tell he was otherwise indifferent to most of the current thing culturally (he was one of those lovable 1950s-born and raised SoCal boomers who thought Beach Boys and CCR were basically the only pop music worth listening to, and it's hard to argue because I love so many things from so many eras and centuries but could still be okay with those 2 only if need be) 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081611)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: costumed bateful toaster

Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think any music exists after 1989. He is almost 70 and has never heard of Nirvana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081701)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081723)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: violent crimson telephone center

speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once married to daniel johns of silverchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081674)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" for real and fumbled starting a family with her relatively young together? Unironic musical genius but it broke my heart to read that in what seemed like a credible discussion (but obviously I'm an outsider to their life so who the Eff really knows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081686)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: violent crimson telephone center

it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i can say that he's always seemed very unserious and cloaked in sarcasm and doublespeak. very cobain-esque in the way he derided fame while simultaneously seeking attention and being outlandish.

their bassist had his restaurant burn up and battled cancer and daniel didn't even reach out. that's pretty cold.

i guess what i'm getting at is that his one true love, other than himself, is men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50081856)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginning to end, tyvmft - reads like the experience of listening to a classic Silverchair song come to think of it 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50082090)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

After all these poasts

Forget about all the troubled (1)s...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50082093)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: salmon deranged idea he suggested



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

aryan marvel diorama tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50082101)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: violent crimson telephone center

I'm watching you poast below me

And I've got the greatest reply of all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50083104)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50083385)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

I can actually hear this melody + lyrics combo clearly in my head, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50083421)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Chocolate haunting hell idiot

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50083453)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Green Naked Rehab

Took the words right out of my mouth my dear gibberish 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50084073)