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Of course STOOKS are tanking after I buy $1m+ worth
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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:38 AM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit I'm such a furking moron jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005684) |
Date: July 17th, 2026 3:44 AM Author: Green native wrinkle why aren't you 100% btc
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:05 AM Author: Chest-beating Piazza Pisswyrm You can sell covered calls on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:22 AM Author: puce brethren water buffalo You should adopt a "two ahead" strategy. Whenever you have a compulsion to do something, you should spend a week pretending you did that thing and it went to complete shit and then whatever you feel like doing in response to that, is what you should actually do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005691) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Sienna territorial resort This will just result in him delaying doing the wrong thing by a week. He just needs to do the opposite of what seems like a good idea to him at any given moment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007898) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:16 AM Author: Pearl stirring plaza didn't buy enough TrumpCoin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005713) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:37 AM Author: Bonkers ruddy meetinghouse I was actually up 1.4% yesterday, and expect to be up some more today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005731) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:13 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version I was up too, but only a few thousand. Probably the same today
Tommy, I'm up about 15% on the basket of high yield dividends I told you about (GIS, KHC, CAG) on stock price alone. Plus they pay a blended yield near around 6.5% even after CAG cut its dividend in half this week
Also up about 10% on PFE since then |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: Bonkers ruddy meetinghouse GIS was up like 4% yesterday, lol. Wednesday I rolled my $37.5 call (profitably) to next month at $40 and am probably getting blown out oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005771) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version Nice! I wanted to buy ETD but held out for $20. Looks like I missed a good opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005799) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: odious turdskin dysfunction How did you select those three?
They look like they’re at or near 5 year lows, good dividends, and they’re real companies that make things people want (fat fucks like to eat).
Is there a catch? Seems like they’d be ripe to bounce back and even if they don’t, it’s a nice dividend. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version I found these because I've been rebalancing my dividend sleeve, which has led me to check yields on shit and then scoop things that I think look to have some deep value
If I didn't buy CAG earlier in the year, I'd have gone with CPB when it crossed into the 7%+ dividend range
I almost scooped a little ETD (was only going to get 10 - 20k since it's a microcap) at 21 like a week ago, but decided to hold out for 20. Looks like I missed out. This one is more cyclical, so buy a bunch when you feel like we're on the lower end of a cycle and then hold
I have a list on my other computer of things I'm checking periodically for when they fall far enough. Things like AMCR, MO, etc. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: odious turdskin dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006275) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Bonkers ruddy meetinghouse Pretty much every food brand stock is way down because of food stamp cutbacks and restrictions combined with ingredient cost inflation which is making branded dorito too expensive for fat proles. If you really think the sector will bounce back there is also PEP, SJM, MKC pretty much whatever you want. But watch out some of these companies are doing pretty badly, CAG actually poasted a loss in their latest report. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006264) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: odious turdskin dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006276) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version I need passive income for retirement visa purposes, so I'm looking for things with a high yield that I think, over an 8 - 12 year period will likely preserve capital while paying high yield
PEP, SJM, MKC are too close to something like SCHD in yield that I would rather buy SCHD for diversification, but the food picks themselves do have a lot of principle appreciation opportunity if/when dynamics change. Potentially really good buys for people with different needs than mine |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit I actually bought GIS cause of u but only 2.5k, it's totally counter cyclical though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007122) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:25 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version Nice, that means you bought it around $32 and are up handsomely. It's one where you should hold it for the dividend even if it reverses into a loss. On a longer timeline, it will recover, and you'll have nice income the whole time
There's a decent chance it will hold gains even now and stay near or move in to the 40s |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:12 AM Author: provocative rebellious gas station What did I miss? I thought you were doing Treasury Bonds again. What inspired you to buy high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005752) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit Probably losing 150k plus on SOXS and SoXL puts I figured I can make back my losses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007125) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: Orange haunted graveyard sanctuary You need Jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005755) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit No I need a nigga to shove his BBC in my brains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007128) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: Marvelous french base fanboi I pray to furking Allah that you'll have to go back to work some day please sweet baby jeebus make this happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005765) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version I think he'd really just killself rather than move back or take a $5/day job gakking chickens in Cambodia or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005767) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: Marvelous french base fanboi He'd fold like a cheap suit and go right back to wageslaving for his masters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: odious turdskin dysfunction I don’t think so. Tommy is out of the game for life. I’ve been FIRE-ing for a while and I understand now. Once you get off the treadmill there’s no going back. I’d do DoorDash or killself before I’d work a regular job again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006306) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Marvelous french base fanboi The way he "invests" it makes me think he has a death wish for his fire lifestyle.
Tommy lacks the constitution for killself |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit Nigga im closer to 50 than 40 so don't have many years left it's over for me but I don't see how I can lose more than 50% if that happens we all are fueked and many will kill self
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Marvelous french base fanboi You need to generate some income you wastrel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007344) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:30 AM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit Stfu like, if all else falls I can live in a $300 apt in Danang or Yangon. I'm old and my best days are past and there's nothing money can do to change that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007910) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version If only people would realize this in their 30s, the world might be a better place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50008035) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: insane gaped dog poop "So can you explain the twenty year gap in your resume?"
"I was in NIGGA-STAN, kike." |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006286) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit Rofl once after I traveled 2 years I had to explain to Jews why I took a sabbatical , I don't think they liked it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007134) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: cracking orchid office nibblets you applied to BIGLOL jobs after 2 years? what did they say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007553) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit It was more MIDLOL I got some interviews but nothing but I recall having to explain to 62yo kike partners my 2 year gap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007872) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: Vigorous Naked Azn Locale ur done here but you can still help the bort if you go back to shorting all the goat tech stocks and stuff. Buy 3x INVERSE AI/tech/megamooners and hold until further notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005776) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit No more options or 3x at least for the next month or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007137) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version Summon TT to explain his next moves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006013) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit I only have like 100k in bonds to invest and then 200k in VTV I guess I cld move to qqq
Every down day I just buy 3 to 5k of MRVL INTC SNDK to bring down my cost basis |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: floppy bipolar institution candlestick maker DOW is down 0.07% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006031) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: razzle fortuitous meteor new version I'm currently up .22% on the day. Mostly on oil and recent value purchases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006169) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit Following the dow is so retarded u must have sex with niggas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007149) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Aquamarine Self-absorbed Theater Tank Put like 50 grand in nokia asap. Inside info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006239) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: slimy purple macaca milk (guy poasting from 1995) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006240) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Aquamarine Self-absorbed Theater Tank https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nokias-new-act-supplying-the-ai-data-center-boom-e03045c0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006253) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: mischievous amber idiot pit On XO advice I bought BB and was up bigly but now I think I lost all of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50007152) |