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What's CSLG's net worth poast divorce? Is he still an UHNW? Why was he bragging

about his new house etc
cerebral nighttime organic girlfriend casino
  07/10/26
I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this Assume ...
Slimy associate office
  07/10/26
minimal child support? you want to rethink that? he makes $...
Bonkers Forum
  07/10/26
minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially mo...
Slimy associate office
  07/10/26
unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child...
Bonkers Forum
  07/10/26
way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.
Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry
  07/10/26
i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misr...
Slimy associate office
  07/10/26
Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.
Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry
  07/10/26
on the public docket?
mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma
  07/10/26
on the public docket
Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry
  07/10/26
that's a lot of nw!
mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma
  07/10/26
...
crawly crystalline becky brethren
  07/10/26
Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for ...
metal alcoholic resort
  07/10/26
too high whatever it is
bistre pervert senate
  07/10/26
He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipelin...
Sexy stage
  07/10/26
it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible sys...
avocado foreskin
  07/10/26
I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsens...
rose disturbing theater stage
  07/10/26
Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi res...
Fear-inspiring saffron business firm
  07/10/26
Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry
rose disturbing theater stage
  07/10/26
in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for...
crawly crystalline becky brethren
  07/10/26
without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw ...
Twinkling native background story
  07/10/26
amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly...
misunderstood incel
  07/11/26
WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN F...
misunderstood incel
  07/11/26
his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiro...
mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma
  07/10/26
TT has a higher NW now
metal alcoholic resort
  07/10/26
Thank god the world is finally back to making sense
Comical newt deer antler
  07/10/26
All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSL...
Offensive prole
  07/10/26
didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?
rose disturbing theater stage
  07/11/26
I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and c...
Offensive prole
  07/11/26
Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heart...
glittery coldplay fan
  07/10/26
nah
rose disturbing theater stage
  07/11/26
### This has been a message from United States Secretary of...
Overrated stage
  07/11/26
Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's...
razzle-dazzle school
  07/11/26
Lol
crawly crystalline becky brethren
  07/11/26
I enjoy being 5'11
metal alcoholic resort
  07/11/26
lolllllllllllll
misunderstood incel
  07/11/26
Trust me, he's fine.
Magenta insanely creepy chapel
  07/11/26
He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not e...
Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry
  07/11/26
He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil t...
vibrant boltzmann abode
  07/11/26
are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hooveri...
curious yellow gas station internal respiration
  07/11/26
That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4...
Slimy associate office
  07/11/26
your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split w...
Bonkers Forum
  07/12/26
Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he boug...
Slimy associate office
  07/11/26
because he is a bottom tier prole?
razzle-dazzle school
  07/11/26
I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very n...
vibrant boltzmann abode
  07/12/26
why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have m...
Slimy associate office
  07/12/26
It’s not for sale
vibrant boltzmann abode
  07/12/26
everything's for sale for the right price if its worth 2 ...
Slimy associate office
  07/12/26
Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?
rose disturbing theater stage
  07/12/26
what are you clearing this year
cruel-hearted temple pistol
  07/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral nighttime organic girlfriend casino

about his new house etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49990989)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this

Assume cslg nw was $30 million (cash, stock market, homes, real estate) and he is taking $15 million profit from the business a year now. Let’s assign a 2x multiplier to value of the business so $30 million = $60 million nw

He would want to keep the business with her out over all else. She gets the home. Minimal child support as 50/50 custody even though he gets kids more. Probably arranged a 5-10 year payout. I think there was a prenup but they were together so long it was probably garbage, he also got a restraining order against her (lol)

lets assume $300k/year child support + $20 million payout over 10 years = $2,300,000/year. not too bad if he's making $15 mil/year pretax

So a substantial hit but one he will recover from from the business income



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Bonkers Forum

minimal child support? you want to rethink that?

he makes $5m per year, she makes $50k



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially more than 50% custody in practice

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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Bonkers Forum

unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child support. yes, he'll live, but child support is often minimal in comparison to net worth and it still pisses off the payers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991195)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry

way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991112)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misread - i wrote 60mm nw

lets see your analysis then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991129)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry

Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991165)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma

on the public docket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991229)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry

on the public docket

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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma

that's a lot of nw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991840)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: crawly crystalline becky brethren



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: metal alcoholic resort

Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for 10 y lol. Furk amerikkka

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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: bistre pervert senate

too high whatever it is

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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Sexy stage

He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipeline currently to make it up

That’s how it was when I had my law firm partnership split. Kids etc might skew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991117)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible system would assume that, absent a specific showing, her outcome without him would've been solidly median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991224)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: rose disturbing theater stage

I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsense. Things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991245)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring saffron business firm

Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991333)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: rose disturbing theater stage

Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry

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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: crawly crystalline becky brethren

in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for years on end about how he couldn't have done it without her and blah blah blah blah he deserves to get raped for every penny possible and there are the poasts to prove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991846)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Twinkling native background story

without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw partner.



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: misunderstood incel

amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly small and pampered kike life U FUCKING FAGGIT FREAK KILL URSELF

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: misunderstood incel

WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN FAGGIT

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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: mewling chartreuse toaster dilemma

his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiropractor - it's crazy she gets any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991234)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: metal alcoholic resort

TT has a higher NW now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49991337)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Comical newt deer antler

Thank god the world is finally back to making sense

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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Offensive prole

All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSLG.

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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: rose disturbing theater stage

didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49992754)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Offensive prole

I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and climb Teewinot for him. My life for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49992759)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: glittery coldplay fan

Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heartbeat.

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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: rose disturbing theater stage

nah

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Overrated stage

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school

Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's def under 20 now. 180 that the money obsessed rat kike jew lost the only thing he valued. Obviously the $ was more important to him than his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49992772)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: crawly crystalline becky brethren

Lol

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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: metal alcoholic resort

I enjoy being 5'11

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: misunderstood incel

lolllllllllllll

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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Magenta insanely creepy chapel

Trust me, he's fine.

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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Free-loading plum heaven dingle berry

He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not effect his life in any way whatsoever. Lol at the penny pinchers counting his money itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49993183)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann abode

He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49993206)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: curious yellow gas station internal respiration

are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hoovering up every case and getting insrnc co's to pay out 60 mil + to profit 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49993304)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4/hour illegal alone had a 50 mil verdict

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Date: July 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Bonkers Forum

your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split with a trial attorney

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he bought and remodeled next to you is cookie cutter man

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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle school

because he is a bottom tier prole?

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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann abode

I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very nostalgic towards his childhood (this is less than 10 houses from his childhood home) and wants a home that recreates that. I believe this is the same model as the home he lived in as a kid.

If I had his money I’d live in hidden hills (if local) or a beach city.

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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have multiple homes?

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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann abode

It’s not for sale

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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Slimy associate office

everything's for sale for the right price

if its worth 2 he could offer 4 and it's his

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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: rose disturbing theater stage

Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted temple pistol

what are you clearing this year

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