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Lol’d that sealclubber is mourning Lindsey grahams death today

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shimmering parlour
  07/12/26
lol fuck that Jew retard
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
srsly
claret thirsty parlor associate
  07/12/26
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Citrine floppy wagecucks fortuitous meteor
  07/12/26
Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's ir...
Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part
  07/12/26
Which is what? I have been convinced for decades that it's...
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/12/26
I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point
Talking Area Partner
  07/12/26
i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly...
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
of course he's jewish how is that even a question he's fa...
sapphire swashbuckling affirmative action
  07/12/26
He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadshe...
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/12/26
def not a female too stupid to be a female. i realize tha...
sapphire swashbuckling affirmative action
  07/12/26
Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results ...
Spruce Gaping Heaven
  07/12/26
Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thi...
Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--ret...
Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part
  07/13/26
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Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planni...
racy sanctuary
  07/13/26
Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the connivin...
Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
Convincing ty.
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/12/26
It is well known he's jewish. He's much better in person ...
claret thirsty parlor associate
  07/12/26
Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/12/26
yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
And why the fuck would anyone do this
Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYU...
claret thirsty parlor associate
  07/13/26
Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some poi...
Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has th...
racy sanctuary
  07/12/26
Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained...
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/12/26
yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn'...
racy sanctuary
  07/12/26
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cordovan startled brunch
  07/12/26
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narrow-minded amber athletic conference
  07/12/26
He's not doing this afaict
cowardly flickering new version
  07/12/26
Everyone is mourning LG.
Nubile gunner
  07/12/26
Nah, everyone is loling
shimmering parlour
  07/12/26
I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.
Nubile gunner
  07/12/26
fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
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claret thirsty parlor associate
  07/12/26
me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first po...
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
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claret thirsty parlor associate
  07/12/26
Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.
Nubile gunner
  07/12/26
i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/13/26
https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46
shimmering parlour
  07/13/26
fag kike
Rebellious sweet tailpipe people who are hurt
  07/12/26
lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy
Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk
  07/12/26
Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran M...
Nubile gunner
  07/13/26
no
Citrine floppy wagecucks fortuitous meteor
  07/12/26
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Ultramarine Hall Faggotry
  07/13/26
lol
charismatic selfie
  07/13/26
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cowardly flickering new version
  07/13/26
wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when...
hairraiser factory reset button corn cake
  07/13/26
We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to...
Domesticated temple
  07/13/26
That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier ...
Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part
  07/13/26
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adulterous sadistic state
  07/13/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: shimmering parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994507)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

lol fuck that Jew retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994510)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: claret thirsty parlor associate

srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994866)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Citrine floppy wagecucks fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995305)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part

Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's irl identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994522)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

Which is what?

I have been convinced for decades that it's a woman or Jewish. But now I think both. Also definitely Texan which adds lol. Do you think it's a gay male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994811)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Talking Area Partner

I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994821)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly accused of it and has never denied. additionally, he refers to me as a "bigot" due to my antisemitism, LJL. he's clearly a jew.

also think it's a guy. he seems like a dumbfuck who tried to be edgy in college in 2004.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994828)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: sapphire swashbuckling affirmative action

of course he's jewish how is that even a question

he's fairly old too. has bizarre anachronistic takes fairly often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994836)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadsheet if necessary. But the real question is whether it's female or just a hypersensitive jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994865)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: sapphire swashbuckling affirmative action

def not a female

too stupid to be a female. i realize that might sound counter-intuitive but the kind of aggressively stupid and clueless that sealclubber is is not the kind of stupidity that women have

also does not deliberately draw attention to himself like females do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994870)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Spruce Gaping Heaven

Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results in only men being innovators that are right when the rest of the world is wrong is the same thing that results in only men being consuela and sealclubber types that are aggressively wrong yet continue to stridely peddle their dumb bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994879)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Domesticated temple

Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thinking" shocks the conscience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996278)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part

His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--retarded 2003-era neocon takes that not a single other poaster on this bort support.

I agree there's no fucking way he's a woman. I've objected to him even being a jew given his abject retardation and lack of subtlety (e.g., no one would ever in a million years use the word "conniving" to describe sealclubber).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997043)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Domesticated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997222)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: racy sanctuary

you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planning, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997224)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Domesticated temple

Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the conniving part, but since it's hard to take sealclubber seriously in any capacity, the blank bump still seems warranted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997230)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

Convincing ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994882)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: claret thirsty parlor associate

It is well known he's jewish.

He's much better in person and drinking beers than he is online. He's not as aspie as he seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994868)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994883)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994955)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Domesticated temple

And why the fuck would anyone do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996281)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: claret thirsty parlor associate

I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYUUG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996439)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Domesticated temple

Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some point and spend the night in jail

Call me crazy, but I think nyuug would be interesting as long as you're not on his shitlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997220)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: racy sanctuary

you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has the blathering, uncritical stubbornness of an 85-iq male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994926)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained as simply dumb. There had to be an additional category. I posited female or Jewish at the time.

Now that's clear bc he's Jewish but the fq remained in my mind for a while.

I don't think it's female now though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994938)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: racy sanctuary

yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn't read it until after I poasted mine. glad we are all on the same page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994943)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: cordovan startled brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994807)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded amber athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994814)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: cowardly flickering new version

He's not doing this afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49994871)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

Everyone is mourning LG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995104)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: shimmering parlour

Nah, everyone is loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995126)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995148)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995154)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: claret thirsty parlor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995299)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first politicians lindsey graham and ted cruz!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: claret thirsty parlor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995303)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995430)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995656)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: shimmering parlour

https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996906)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Rebellious sweet tailpipe people who are hurt

fag kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995130)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Resort Milk

lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995152)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran Mamdani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997243)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Citrine floppy wagecucks fortuitous meteor

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995309)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Hall Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996196)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: charismatic selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996643)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cowardly flickering new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997553)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button corn cake

wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when i got eviscerated for thinking this thing was a woman? what is theory no 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997197)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Domesticated temple

We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to know about theories no 4 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997223)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Chocolate razzmatazz corner party of the first part

That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier theory--graham had a light-hearted, jaunty faggotry that was never matched by sealclubber staring at you from across a thread with the disposition and intellect of the Pout Pout Fish, resolutely refusing to understand or even engage with the premise of some disputed point being argued by 2+ superior poasters but 100% polygraph-verifiably ready to send your child to die for israel over the issue anyway--but it was a theory nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49998026)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: adulterous sadistic state



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