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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Mildly autistic federal milk
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
amber field
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
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  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
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  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
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  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
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  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
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  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
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  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
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  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
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  04/18/25
...
yapping stage
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
dashing purple halford
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
contagious slate abode voyeur
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
contagious slate abode voyeur
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
yapping stage
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
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  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
contagious slate abode voyeur
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
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  04/18/25
jfc goys
contagious slate abode voyeur
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
yapping stage
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
apoplectic church
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
yapping stage
  04/18/25
Ty friend
apoplectic church
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
cobalt multi-colored crackhouse
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
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  04/18/25
...
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  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
contagious slate abode voyeur
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
jade insane native generalized bond
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
apoplectic church
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Racy bbw water buffalo
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
turquoise arrogant pisswyrm
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Racy bbw water buffalo
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic federal milk

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: turquoise arrogant pisswyrm

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: amber field

Cr.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: exciting area marketing idea

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Ungodly Business Firm Athletic Conference

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: infuriating coiffed psychic public bath

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic institution cuckold

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Galvanic institution cuckold

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: dashing purple halford

Okay, i lol’d

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

who's a good boy?!

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: yapping stage

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant stag film ladyboy

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

jfc goys

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: yapping stage

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

wtf is fodip?

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: apoplectic church

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: yapping stage

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: apoplectic church

Ty friend

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored crackhouse

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: cobalt multi-colored crackhouse

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: exhilarant sneaky criminal indian lodge



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: contagious slate abode voyeur

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: jade insane native generalized bond

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: apoplectic church

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: turquoise arrogant pisswyrm

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Racy bbw water buffalo

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


ur dumb

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


idk wtf that even means

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

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