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is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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gross, dude. have some self-respect
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: godawful foreskin

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: irradiated useless brakes

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: godawful foreskin



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn center telephone



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: 180 mediation



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: dark jew

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: godawful foreskin

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn center telephone

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: godawful foreskin



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: angry senate



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Date: September 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Rampart ( )

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Date: September 11th, 2026 3:04 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: vigorous stubborn center telephone

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: godawful foreskin



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: 180 mediation



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Poppy talented becky fanboi



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: wild degenerate brunch



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Sepia Parlour

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: frum public bath



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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Snowy wonderful party of the first part lay

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Poppy talented becky fanboi

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Snowy wonderful party of the first part lay

lol cq

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: godawful foreskin

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: passionate base

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Violent harsh water buffalo fat ankles

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: godawful foreskin



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Date: September 11th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: SNOOP ZOGGY ZOG



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: jade cerebral tanning salon lettuce

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: sick hall

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: lascivious sooty area

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: godawful foreskin

The law is 180

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: Snowy wonderful party of the first part lay

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed narrow-minded house patrolman

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Snowy wonderful party of the first part lay



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Lilac Associate Church Building

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: electric dull voyeur hominid

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: 180 mediation

gross, dude. have some self-respect

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: godawful foreskin



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Carnelian office cuckoldry



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: galvanic windowlicker

This is going viral

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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: 180 mediation



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed narrow-minded house patrolman



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Bright Incel



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: godawful foreskin

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: passionate base



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: contagious rusted space prole



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Date: September 11th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



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Date: September 11th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: pumpkin spice latte autumn enjoyer

Lol was this the origination of the adult woman meme? I already can't remember

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Date: September 11th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Yes

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