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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can f...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
(Guy who does not live in tristate area)
Talented yellow private investor
  10/18/25
why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggo...
laughsome hunting ground
  10/18/25
what?
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
(dickless cocksucker)
laughsome hunting ground
  10/18/25
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Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard
  10/18/25
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brindle locus party of the first part
  10/19/25
Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete...
Vibrant Ruby Legend
  10/18/25
name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its calle...
Vibrant Ruby Legend
  10/18/25
lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only conside...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
Try connies fag.
Vibrant Ruby Legend
  10/18/25
need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductiv...
Odious yarmulke generalized bond
  10/18/25
what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my poi...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a...
Odious yarmulke generalized bond
  10/18/25
I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, ...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
180 tyft
laughsome hunting ground
  10/18/25
what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza" ...
abusive stirring native liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is tha...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. c...
abusive stirring native liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
godawful, just godawful
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enou...
multi-colored aqua macaca really tough guy
  10/19/25
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Razzmatazz tan pit
  10/19/25
Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minu...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/04/26
table 87
Amber Very Tactful National Security Agency
  10/18/25
never heard of it
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
you can find slices at whole foods
Amber Very Tactful National Security Agency
  10/19/25
ran into this old thread to post this
Razzle blue elastic band windowlicker
  04/03/26
i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker cr...
drunken home persian
  10/18/25
Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice
Burgundy sweet tailpipe point
  10/18/25
I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is ...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the ...
Poppy spot stain
  10/18/25
thus my OP, duh
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellen...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a wh...
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I hea...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
Wow that’s awesome man.
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be fr...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
No. You are next-level obtuse.
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purpo...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what&rsqu...
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics....
Orchid halford locale
  10/18/25
I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from d...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
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laughsome hunting ground
  10/18/25
He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tom...
Soul-stirring cheese-eating whorehouse
  10/19/25
finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the q...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn so...
Excitant frisky tanning salon corn cake
  10/18/25
my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate...
Poppy spot stain
  10/18/25
this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the c...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, ...
Anal coldplay fan mexican
  10/18/25
I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough ...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/18/25
Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can th...
Poppy spot stain
  10/19/25
“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.&rdq...
indigo lay
  10/19/25
Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni Hack: you can buy pizzeria p...
concupiscible swollen plaza
  10/19/25
Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in y...
Crimson glittery antidepressant drug
  10/19/25
Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid ...
concupiscible swollen plaza
  10/19/25
Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaura...
Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm
  10/19/25
(alfred sysco circa 1952)
Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard
  10/19/25
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Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm
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indigo lay
  10/19/25
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dashing crackhouse
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Razzle blue elastic band windowlicker
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a rich inner world
  08/04/26
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indigo lay
  10/19/25
costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are ...
Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard
  10/19/25
Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies ...
concupiscible swollen plaza
  10/19/25
"tavern style" outed as chicagoan and pizza opi...
Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard
  10/19/25
Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmad...
Alcoholic national
  10/19/25
Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine
brindle locus party of the first part
  10/19/25
Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat &q...
Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm
  10/19/25
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indigo lay
  10/19/25
The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their s...
Pontificating bisexual parlour cuckold
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experien...
aphrodisiac crystalline corner
  10/19/25
Digiorno etc aren't even that bad. Anyway some of it is ...
apoplectic copper indian lodge idea he suggested
  10/19/25
OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with thi...
Ruddy galvanic clown friendly grandma
  10/19/25
and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP...
Chartreuse jap useless brakes
  10/19/25
Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply a...
Ruddy galvanic clown friendly grandma
  10/19/25
update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
*flaps arms* Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50 *bl...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  08/04/26
it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Yeah these are pretty good
The Penis
  08/04/26
Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre produc...
The Penis
  08/04/26
and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moist...
The Penis
  08/04/26
See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the se...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026
potluck
  08/05/26


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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358606)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Talented yellow private investor

(Guy who does not live in tristate area)

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: laughsome hunting ground

why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358612)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358613)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: laughsome hunting ground

(dickless cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358614)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: brindle locus party of the first part



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Legend

Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358617)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358633)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Legend

Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358688)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358694)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Legend

Try connies fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358705)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke generalized bond

need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.

these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358619)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358637)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke generalized bond

"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.

zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358653)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358656)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: laughsome hunting ground

180 tyft

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: abusive stirring native liquid oxygen

what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"

ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358663)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: abusive stirring native liquid oxygen

the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style

i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358671)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

godawful, just godawful

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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: multi-colored aqua macaca really tough guy

ran here to poast this

home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359226)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan pit



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minutes to get it 550 to 600. Then crack the door just barely enough for the element to stay red hot for another 10 minutes it will really get up there if the rack is in the highest setting. I can cook homemade pizzas in 4 minutes flat this way, and it's better than most restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046207)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Amber Very Tactful National Security Agency

table 87

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

never heard of it

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Amber Very Tactful National Security Agency

you can find slices at whole foods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360549)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle blue elastic band windowlicker

ran into this old thread to post this

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: drunken home persian

i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358693)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Burgundy sweet tailpipe point

Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358713)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358718)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Poppy spot stain

if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol

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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

thus my OP, duh

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that?

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

Wow that’s awesome man.

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358764)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

No. You are next-level obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358772)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358774)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358779)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358782)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Orchid halford locale

You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358793)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358794)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: laughsome hunting ground



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cheese-eating whorehouse

He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.

If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358997)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359010)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant frisky tanning salon corn cake

Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.

Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358817)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358827)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Poppy spot stain

It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).

With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358789)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358792)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Anal coldplay fan mexican

once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358815)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358829)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Poppy spot stain

Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359257)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: indigo lay

“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”

Let me stop you right there hoss lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359267)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: concupiscible swollen plaza

Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni

Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359105)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Crimson glittery antidepressant drug

Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360405)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: concupiscible swollen plaza

Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360428)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm

Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359106)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard

(alfred sysco circa 1952)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359121)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: indigo lay



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360394)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Clear wonderful trump supporter



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Razzle blue elastic band windowlicker



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: indigo lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359269)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard

costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359123)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: concupiscible swollen plaza

Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served

400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359135)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Pearl bearded space haunted graveyard

"tavern style"

outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359142)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic national

Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359124)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: brindle locus party of the first part

Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359145)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Pink Underhanded Pisswyrm

Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359148)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: indigo lay



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Pontificating bisexual parlour cuckold

The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?

The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359217)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crystalline corner

Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360102)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: apoplectic copper indian lodge idea he suggested

Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.

Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360388)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic clown friendly grandma

OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360397)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse jap useless brakes

and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360432)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic clown friendly grandma

Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360451)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these wops have cracked it, the crust was legitimately pretty good and the sauce and cheese tasted normal, finally someone listened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046146)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

*flaps arms*

Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046184)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my area, but marked at only 9 full price, that's like a 2 dollar premium on a digiorno and I don't have to throw most of it away, I'm calling this a win for the kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046189)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah these are pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046206)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre products that happen to be frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046204)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have heard my pleas and decided to make some money, the American impulse to make everything cheaper and bigger no matter how much it sucks is a cultural disease that must be wiped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046229)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: The Penis

Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moisture in the sauce, cheese and crust all having to survive freezing then cooking. But this is still secondary to the main issue of companies just selling cheap slop that wouldn't be good even if it were never frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046239)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the second. Texturally plenty of shit frozen pizzas are good enough, I'm not expecting miracles here, but the absolute slop they make them with is unacceptable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046266)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: potluck

wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046296)