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Why did Europeans never invent writing, but Mexicans did?

Kinda weird that Euros had to import writing from the Middle...
big-titted cuckold
  02/05/13
the Mayans were pretty bright, sucks that they got pwned
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  02/05/13
The Spanish dood who burned their library also gave us the o...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
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azn's still haven't really discovered writing, they are ...
nyuug
  08/11/26
still LOLLERCAUSTING@ cumskins literally believing we use &q...
nyuug
  08/11/26
ASIANS USE HIEROGLYPHS DURR DURR
nyuug
  08/11/26
because race realism and iq fetishism are not science
Purple church building
  02/05/13
The OP, however, is definitely SCHOLARSHIP
Lascivious Turquoise Death Wish
  02/05/13
Mexicans are a much more intelligent race of humans
Cream Kitty Cat Stead
  02/05/13
...
Purple church building
  02/05/13
Si
Beady-eyed whorehouse rigor
  02/05/13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runes
marvelous hell
  02/05/13
"Parent systems: Phoenician"
big-titted cuckold
  02/05/13
pwned
Titillating background story
  02/05/13
Euros take credit for a lot of shit that they borrowed from ...
unhinged topaz jewess
  02/05/13
Yeah maybe if europeans weren't retards they would have inde...
Appetizing beta casino
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Oh, you mean just like the Mesoamericans? Yeah, exactly.
mahogany national security agency set
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link to there being large scale civilization in mesoamerica ...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec Stop embarrassing your...
mahogany national security agency set
  02/05/13
rude.
Brilliant Stag Film Digit Ratio
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec#Social_and_political_orga...
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a) Lack of a priestly caste =/= egalitarian b) You're embar...
mahogany national security agency set
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my quote says these places were made up of egalitarian commu...
Appetizing beta casino
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City implies hierarchy! LOL, please, stop getting yourself p...
mahogany national security agency set
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so by that standard, the inca weren't civilized? just asking...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
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Yeah, it really makes a lot of anthropologists really confli...
mahogany national security agency set
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when i was growing up, it was spelled "quipu" in m...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
Both are still current as far as I recall
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ty
Very tactful elastic band alpha
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I guess the Japanese don't have civilization since they don'...
mahogany national security agency set
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._military_presence_in_Japan...
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Can't wait for the day civilization reaches Iceland and Cost...
mahogany national security agency set
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europeans have been literate for 2700 years, northern europe...
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...
Lascivious Turquoise Death Wish
  02/05/13
WHAT SCHOLARSHIP! Wrong. Mesoamericans have been literate...
mahogany national security agency set
  02/05/13
you realize that the pictograms depicted below are what pass...
Appetizing beta casino
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What's your point? You don't like the way it looks? You're a...
mahogany national security agency set
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it's a system of pre-hieroglyphic visual communication, you ...
Appetizing beta casino
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Except you're fucking wrong. It was a syllabary like modern...
mahogany national security agency set
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription
Appetizing beta casino
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You are the one pwning yourself breh. you are arguing with...
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  02/05/13
is he a known retard brother.
mahogany national security agency set
  02/05/13
There was a "deep thoughts with Assless Chaps" mov...
Slap-happy Bright Laser Beams
  02/05/13
"europe" didn't exist, historically. the greeks an...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
yeah this whole idea that europeans are johnny come latelies...
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europe occupies a strategic position. on the one hand, it's ...
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You are pretty uneducated, which is OK, but stop acting like...
mahogany national security agency set
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i disagree somewhat with this... the ice man (ca. 3000 bc), ...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
Metal smelting diffused from Anatolia, and they not only did...
mahogany national security agency set
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fair enough. is that the rule in anthro, that you need to ha...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
totally fair. these categories are artificial, and they were...
mahogany national security agency set
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yeah, the maya are such an interesting case b/c they really ...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
Weren't the earliest copper smelting furnaces found in Serbi...
Stubborn organic girlfriend
  02/06/13
i don't remember the history class where euros borrowed writ...
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(moron)
mahogany national security agency set
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Europeans didn't need to invite writing because they borrowe...
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Early Mexicans encountering Spanish conquistadors thought th...
marvelous hell
  02/05/13
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&fo...
Purple church building
  02/05/13
who needs writing when you have gunpowder and iron ore?
stirring fluffy spot
  02/05/13
or that very complex and advanced of technologies, the wheel...
Appetizing beta casino
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wut
stirring fluffy spot
  02/05/13
Writing is necessary to trade resources with other civs.
marvelous hell
  02/05/13
i'm struggling to understand how this is responsive, help me...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
When we saw so many cities and villages built in the water a...
Purple church building
  02/05/13
now quote the part where he talks about how much the aztecs ...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
The Middle East was white at that point. Does Elizabeth Tayl...
Carnelian therapy
  02/05/13
Plenty of Sid Meiers trolling going on ITT.
galvanic station idiot
  02/05/13
Cretan hieroglyphs, second millennium BC?
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(alternate universe where it wasn't white people running shi...
brass razzmatazz state
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don't troll me, bro (alternate universe where the archaic...
Very tactful elastic band alpha
  02/05/13
didn't a euro monk invent silent reading
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if you think europeans are bad, you're in for a big surprise...
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Why is there some weirdo in here FURIOUSLY trolling for Maya...
Racy Electric Furnace
  02/05/13
It's not trolling, assless chaps was saying retarded bullshi...
mahogany national security agency set
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Oh, ok. (gives you a warm blanket)
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  02/05/13
(MAF cumskin) Sorry your retarded cumskin brother got pwn...
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calm down Sequoyah.
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ROFL. Not a brown, but OK.
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(MAF nowag)
odious filthpig
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•draws an angry bird, maybe an angry monkey to pound the poi...
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with some tax free tobacco.
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  02/06/13
The Scandinavians had their runes.
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(self-hating english speaker)
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  02/06/13
I find that debates about history focusing on questions like...
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  02/06/13
tell us moar about how tribes are always at war like dirty s...
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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: big-titted cuckold

Kinda weird that Euros had to import writing from the Middle East as well as concepts such as zero and so on, but the Mayans discovered that shit on their own

Mesoamericans also did performed much more impressive feats of domestication and breeding than the Europeans did. Corn was way more productive than anything the Europeans had (and most of their domesticated crops and livestock came from outside of Europe anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573179)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Snowy shaky affirmative action nursing home

the Mayans were pretty bright, sucks that they got pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573181)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


The Spanish dood who burned their library also gave us the only book that was useful for deciphering the Mayan script. A Russian cracked the code in the 1950s but no one in America learned about it until after the wall came down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50062140)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: nyuug

azn's still haven't really discovered writing, they are just using a bunch of hieroglyphs

Date: February 26th, 2025 9:28 PM

Author: hank_scorpio

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536032&forum_id=2#48697467

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50062115)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

still LOLLERCAUSTING@ cumskins literally believing we use "hieroglyphs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50062119)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: nyuug

ASIANS USE HIEROGLYPHS DURR DURR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50062221)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Purple church building

because race realism and iq fetishism are not science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573185)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Turquoise Death Wish

The OP, however, is definitely SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573569)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Cream Kitty Cat Stead

Mexicans are a much more intelligent race of humans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573193)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Purple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573198)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed whorehouse rigor

Si

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573304)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: marvelous hell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573201)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: big-titted cuckold

"Parent systems: Phoenician"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573209)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating background story

pwned



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573387)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: unhinged topaz jewess

Euros take credit for a lot of shit that they borrowed from the middle east -- civilization, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573406)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

Yeah maybe if europeans weren't retards they would have independently come up with a civilization totally independent of contact from the rest of the world, just like... uhhh... fuck, what was that place where advanced civilization developed 2000 years ago independent of contact with other large populations? I'm sure it exists but it's lost on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573439)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Oh, you mean just like the Mesoamericans? Yeah, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573894)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

link to there being large scale civilization in mesoamerica 2000 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573898)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:36 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec

Stop embarrassing yourself. It's obvious you know nothing about history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573915)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Stag Film Digit Ratio

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573922)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmec#Social_and_political_organization

"Nonetheless, Olmec society is thought to lack many of the institutions of later civilizations, such as a standing army or priestly caste.[81] And there is no evidence that San Lorenzo or La Venta controlled, even during their heyday, all of the Olmec heartland.[82] There is some doubt, for example, that La Venta controlled even Arroyo Sonso, only some 35 kilometres (22 mi) away.[83] Studies of the Tuxtla Mountain settlements, some 60 kilometres (37 mi) away, indicate that this area was composed of more or less egalitarian communities outside the control of lowland centers.[84]"

You realize that small egalitarian communities with no standing army or organized religion typically aren't counted as civilizations by anthropologists, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573927)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

a) Lack of a priestly caste =/= egalitarian

b) You're embarrassing yourself again. The traditional hallmark of civilization according to anthropologists is writing, and the secondary hallmark is cities. Have you ever taken an anthro class?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573948)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

my quote says these places were made up of egalitarian communities, and 'city' implies hierarchy. ergo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573961)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

City implies hierarchy! LOL, please, stop getting yourself pwned. Please, for the love of god.

Also, that part of your link is talking about a settlement outside the city's control, you brain-damged retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573970)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

so by that standard, the inca weren't civilized? just asking, i really have no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573986)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Yeah, it really makes a lot of anthropologists really conflicted, because they had a state and advanced material culture in other ways. Some people argue khipu counts, but this hasn't been substantiated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574007)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

when i was growing up, it was spelled "quipu" in my history book... is that a spanish transcription that is now deprecated/considered inaccurate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574012)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Both are still current as far as I recall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574014)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574031)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

I guess the Japanese don't have civilization since they don't have a standing army!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573957)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._military_presence_in_Japan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573969)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Can't wait for the day civilization reaches Iceland and Costa Rica...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573985)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

europeans have been literate for 2700 years, northern europeans for 2000, the earliest evidence of a mayan writing system is from like 1500 years ago. also, maya script is a form of hierogliphs, which is not real writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573411)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Turquoise Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573578)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

Wrong. Mesoamericans have been literate for 2900 years. Northern Europeans? At most 1900 years, and stolen from Southern Europeans who stole it from Middle Easterners.

www.nytimes.com/2013/02/06/world/middleeast/obama-to-visit-israel-in-spring.html?hp

Mesoamerican writing is definitely real writing, as real as Chinese writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573893)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:36 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

you realize that the pictograms depicted below are what passed for "independently developed mesoamerican writing systems," right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Palenque_glyphs-edit1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573918)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

What's your point? You don't like the way it looks? You're a massive moron. It's just as advanced a writing system as Chinese logograms. In fact, the Mayan system was more akin to modern Japanese writing, since it included both logograms AND a syllabary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573931)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

it's a system of pre-hieroglyphic visual communication, you can't use those kinds of language systems to convey grammar, indicate pronounciation, or do anything else a written langugage is supposed to do.

also, if you want to count that kind of shit as writing, there are tons of undeciphered european scripts from before the arrival of phoenician script in europe, such as this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573954)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Except you're fucking wrong. It was a syllabary like modern Japanese Hiragana you idiot. Stop getting yourself pwned.

http://www.ancientscripts.com/images/maya_syllabary_1.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573964)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitovo_inscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574027)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy Bright Laser Beams

You are the one pwning yourself breh.

you are arguing with assless chaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574028)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

is he a known retard brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574030)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy Bright Laser Beams

There was a "deep thoughts with Assless Chaps" movement last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574056)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

"europe" didn't exist, historically. the greeks and romans were part of a mediterranean/near-eastern complex that included the earliest farmers and the first writing systems. it would have been weird if the greeks and romans had discovered any of that stuff on their own since those things were cultural commonplaces in their milieu before they emerged as distinct societies

the greeks didn't invent 0 but they did invent calculus (calculation via infinitesimals) and steam engines and the antikythera mechanism and stuff, so i think they're still ahead

once greek and roman culture had diffused to northen europe, it catalyzed a round of ethnogenesis in northern europe that resulted in part in the modern european ethnicities -- french, british, dutch, etc., all of which came into being within the last ~1200 years (you could argue the french were earlier, but it took a while for the franks, gallo-romans, etc to become "french" in any meaningful sense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573412)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

yeah this whole idea that europeans are johnny come latelies to civilization is retarded, there was a european civilization before christian civilization, jesus christ. also, the earliest stone monuments in the world are in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573431)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

europe occupies a strategic position. on the one hand, it's shitty land on the whole; on the other, it's the natural crossroads of the middle east, central asia and africa -- just look at the waves of central asian invaders, everything from aryans to near-eastern early farmers right down to ottomans as recently as the 17th century

northern europe has always had a fairly advanced level of material culture, like with metallurgy and writing and stuff, but was such shitty, unproductive land that state formation still wasn't complete in some parts of it 1,000 years back. as for the med basin, the western med was hick territory for a long time, but there was always a degree of civilization there, too

the achievements of the maya are pretty impressive considering how isolated the americas were, beyond that you can't compare them to the layers and layers of old world civilizations going back to the dawn of history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573464)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:35 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

You are pretty uneducated, which is OK, but stop acting like you know anything. Even though there was European civ before christian civ, it still came THOUSANDS OF YEARS after civilization in Egypt, China, and Mesopotamia.

Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573910)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

i disagree somewhat with this... the ice man (ca. 3000 bc), e.g., didn't come from a city, but he was part of a sophisticated material culture that had metal smelting and economic specialization in manufacturing. given the low agricultural productivity of northern europe prior to the invention of the moldboard plow, that was pretty decent

no one is arguing that the first cities arose in europe. on the other hand, it's also not true that europeans were degenerate barbarians until 1400 ad, as a lot of people kind of unreflectively believe today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573980)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

Metal smelting diffused from Anatolia, and they not only didn't have cities, but didn't have writing, geometry, states, or advanced mathematics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574000)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

fair enough. is that the rule in anthro, that you need to have writing, cities, etc. to be non-barbarians? i'm sure that there's a good reason for it if it is

by that standard, northern europeans were barbaric well into the Christian era. but it seems funny to me to put, e.g., saga-era icelanders with their boatbuilding, metalworking, chronicle literature etc. on the same footing as historyless hunter-gatherers who follow the herds hucking rocks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574029)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

totally fair. these categories are artificial, and they were obviously not on the same level. i was more reacting against the people denigrating the accomplishments of the Mesoamericans, which were impressive compared to Northern Europeans at the same time period and came about independently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574034)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

yeah, the maya are such an interesting case b/c they really seem to have come from nowhere and to have left few progeny -- seems like they should have been the sumerians of the americas considering how far out in front they were culturally, but i guess they didn't have much of an edge in material or military culture. my understanding, and correct me if i'm wrong, is that the mayan inheritance lay totally fallow until certain curious spaniards started digging stuff up, and thereby inadvertently preserving some sources for scientific anthro & archaeology to deal with once they emerged

the maya are also interesting b/c their culture was so alien and frankly bugfuck crazy-seeming. brb the king's main job is to draw sacred blood from his foreskin, wtf. i guess they'd probably see us the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574065)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Stubborn organic girlfriend

Weren't the earliest copper smelting furnaces found in Serbia? I think that's one area where Europeans were actually somewhat ahead of middle easterners, although iron smelting is a much more complicated process and was definitely present in the middle east a few hundred years before making it to europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22579159)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Lake thirsty range

i don't remember the history class where euros borrowed writing from the middle east. i think it was just invented 5000 years ago and spread organically.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573444)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

(moron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573897)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: cerise disrespectful goal in life roast beef

Europeans didn't need to invite writing because they borrowed it from other civilizations.

Mayan writing was pretty fucking primitive, it was basically pictograms meaning it was where writing in the rest of the world was around 2500 BC.

And if Mesoamerican civilization was so great and highly developed, how come they hadn't even invented the wheel yet by the time Europeans arrived in 1500?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573866)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: marvelous hell

Early Mexicans encountering Spanish conquistadors thought the doods riding horses were one single animal. It didn't occur to them that that could be a guy sitting on the back of animal, they thought it was like a centaur or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573934)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Purple church building

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2#22573964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573999)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:37 PM
Author: stirring fluffy spot

who needs writing when you have gunpowder and iron ore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573921)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:40 PM
Author: Appetizing beta casino

or that very complex and advanced of technologies, the wheel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573933)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: stirring fluffy spot

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573942)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: marvelous hell

Writing is necessary to trade resources with other civs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573960)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

i'm struggling to understand how this is responsive, help me out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573998)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Purple church building

When we saw so many cities and villages built in the water and other great towns on dry land we were amazed and said that it was like the enchantments (...) on account of the great towers and cues and buildings rising from the water, and all built of masonry. And some of our soldiers even asked whether the things that we saw were not a dream? (...) I do not know how to describe it, seeing things as we did that had never been heard of or seen before, not even dreamed about. ”

—Bernal Díaz del Castillo, The Conquest of New Spain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22573994)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

now quote the part where he talks about how much the aztecs loved cannibalism

diaz makes for weird reading in general, i wasn't expecting him to talk up montezuma so much

also, cortez was a straight gangster. i love the part where they're retreating from the noche triste, like a few days after iirc, and they run into another spanish army sent from cuba and just fucking roll them over even though they're outnumbered like 6 to 1 and just got their own asses badly beat a few days before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574009)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Carnelian therapy

The Middle East was white at that point. Does Elizabeth Taylor look Arab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574051)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: galvanic station idiot

Plenty of Sid Meiers trolling going on ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574062)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: brass razzmatazz state

Cretan hieroglyphs, second millennium BC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574097)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: brass razzmatazz state

(alternate universe where it wasn't white people running shit in Egypt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574112)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Very tactful elastic band alpha

don't troll me, bro

(alternate universe where the archaic proto-finnic type fused with aryans, paleo-iberians, who the fuck knows what else and neolithic farmers from the levant and backwashed into pre-dynastic egypt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22574119)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: irradiated coiffed lay codepig

didn't a euro monk invent silent reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577792)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:16 PM
Author: Floppy gas station

cumskins basically have had a good 500 years and they only succeeded by being incredibly violent and imperialistic... now they are becoming extinct and nigs and browns and chinks are taking over.. lol at u faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577804)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: odious filthpig

if you think europeans are bad, you're in for a big surprise when we're gone bro

*whites go extinct*

*azns still blaming whites for their inability to get laid*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577912)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

Why is there some weirdo in here FURIOUSLY trolling for Mayans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577817)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

It's not trolling, assless chaps was saying retarded bullshit. I hate when people who don't know shit about history go around spewing stuff that's just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577822)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:20 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

Oh, ok.

(gives you a warm blanket)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577832)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

(MAF cumskin)

Sorry your retarded cumskin brother got pwned by facts over and over again. He makes your whole race look retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577836)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

calm down Sequoyah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577840)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: mahogany national security agency set

ROFL. Not a brown, but OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577846)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: odious filthpig

(MAF nowag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577917)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: Racy Electric Furnace

•draws an angry bird, maybe an angry monkey to pound the point home. Also a mean spider.•

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22577953)



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Date: February 5th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area

I rate this thread as Listerine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22578010)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Rusted forum

with some tax free tobacco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22578787)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: gay passionate hairy legs

The Scandinavians had their runes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22579142)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:17 AM
Author: gaped hospital roommate

(self-hating english speaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22579171)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Stubborn organic girlfriend

I find that debates about history focusing on questions like 'who achieved 'x' sign of advanced civilization first' have a tendency to degenerate into nationalistic type disputes over fairly inconsequential things.

As somebody mentioned above, when we think of a 'civilization' we usually think of cities, but you can have cities without much in the way of a materially advanced culture, and a fairly advanced material culture without cities.

Europeans do appear to have been somewhat behind many other parts of the world in terms of urbanization and literacy, though they were also pretty far ahead in terms of metal production and certain other manufacturing techniques like shipbuilding; the first copper furnaces, for example, were found at a site in Serbia, and the oldest smelted gold alloys were found in bulgaria.

I think the past 500 years of western supremacy have been somewhat of an anomaly in the sense that you don't usually find one civilization that's just miles ahead of the others across every organizational, material and 'intellectual' axis, it's usually more like different regions have different advantages and disadvantages, derived largely from the landscape they find themselves siutated on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22579184)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 8:38 AM
Author: Flirting Spectacular Chapel

tell us moar about how tribes are always at war like dirty savages, mr. diamond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2176255&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#22579196)