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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358606) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: awkward spot pisswyrm (Guy who does not live in tristate area) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358716) |
Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: blue nibblets why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358612) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358613) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: blue nibblets (dickless cocksucker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358614) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM Author: Maroon sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358889) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM Author: sable stirring forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359140) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: wonderful temple Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358617) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358633) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: wonderful temple Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358688) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358694) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: wonderful temple Try connies fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358705) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: racy trump supporter need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.
these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection. |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358637) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: racy trump supporter "convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.
zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358656) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: blue nibblets 180 tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358682) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Saffron vivacious space main people what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"
ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358663) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: Saffron vivacious space main people the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style
i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line godawful, just godawful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358675) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: salmon potus ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: soul-stirring brindle library stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360406) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minutes to get it 550 to 600. Then crack the door just barely enough for the element to stay red hot for another 10 minutes it will really get up there if the rack is in the highest setting. I can cook homemade pizzas in 4 minutes flat this way, and it's better than most restaurants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046207) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: 180 kitchen table 87 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358664) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line never heard of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358676) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: 180 kitchen you can find slices at whole foods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360549) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:22 AM Author: cocky turdskin haunted graveyard ran into this old thread to post this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49790588) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Spectacular Orchid Locus Idiot i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358693) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: Flushed piazza hunting ground Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358713) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358718) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Jap if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358780) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line thus my OP, duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358890) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358739) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358747) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358749) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358753) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt Wow that’s awesome man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358755) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358764) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt No. You are next-level obtuse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358772) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358774) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358779) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358782) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: At-the-ready abode people who are hurt You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358793) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358794) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: blue nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358816) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: erotic walnut puppy He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.
If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359010) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Violent slate police squad whorehouse Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.
Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave. |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358827) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Jap It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).
With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever. |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358792) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: jet-lagged patrolman once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358815) |
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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49358829) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Jap Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359257) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: amethyst mewling nowag kitty cat “Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”
Let me stop you right there hoss lmao |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM Author: hairless depressive chad Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni
Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Bateful violet set background story Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360405) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: hairless depressive chad Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360428) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM Author: Medicated rusted property Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359106) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM Author: Maroon sanctuary (alfred sysco circa 1952) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359121) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM Author: Medicated rusted property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359132) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: amethyst mewling nowag kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359272) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: histrionic coldplay fan location . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360394) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: a rich inner world (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046246) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: amethyst mewling nowag kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359269) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM Author: Maroon sanctuary costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359123) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: hairless depressive chad Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served
400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM Author: Maroon sanctuary "tavern style"
outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: geriatric vigorous travel guidebook gay wizard Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359124) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM Author: sable stirring forum Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Medicated rusted property Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359148) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: amethyst mewling nowag kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49359273) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: soggy rebellious goal in life The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?
The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: turquoise sound barrier Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360102) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: irradiated up-to-no-good corner Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.
Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: adventurous ebony center OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360397) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: electric impertinent rehab personal credit line and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360432) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: adventurous ebony center Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49360451) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: hank_scorpio update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these wops have cracked it, the crust was legitimately pretty good and the sauce and cheese tasted normal, finally someone listened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046146) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further *flaps arms* Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50 *blank stare* |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:32 PM Author: hank_scorpio it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my area, but marked at only 9 full price, that's like a 2 dollar premium on a digiorno and I don't have to throw most of it away, I'm calling this a win for the kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046189) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: The Penis Yeah these are pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046206) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: The Penis Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre products that happen to be frozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046204) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: hank_scorpio and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have heard my pleas and decided to make some money, the American impulse to make everything cheaper and bigger no matter how much it sucks is a cultural disease that must be wiped out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046229) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: The Penis Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moisture in the sauce, cheese and crust all having to survive freezing then cooking. But this is still secondary to the main issue of companies just selling cheap slop that wouldn't be good even if it were never frozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046239) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: hank_scorpio See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the second. Texturally plenty of shit frozen pizzas are good enough, I'm not expecting miracles here, but the absolute slop they make them with is unacceptable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046266) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: potluck wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50046296) |