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RATE My Etrog (Citron Fruit) For Sukkot (PIC)

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Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
disrespectful stead dingle berry
  10/16/19
Does it fit?
electric gay tanning salon
  10/16/19
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ms rachel
  08/03/26
Looks like a lemon recovered from Peterman's rectum by an em...
contagious cordovan roast beef dilemma
  10/16/19
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red titillating masturbator
  10/17/19
Very nice.
Cracking Degenerate
  10/16/19
...
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
disrespectful stead dingle berry
  10/16/19
My estimate: >$95. Too much for a semi Baal Teshuva.
Histrionic Place Of Business Whorehouse
  10/16/19
tyty, but i got the whole set for $35. they're desperate ...
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&fo...
disrespectful stead dingle berry
  10/16/19
Wow looks like a steal. Was this in MFH or did you have to g...
Histrionic Place Of Business Whorehouse
  10/16/19
tyty. it's a good one. MFH!
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
What is the significance of this sand people nonsense?
wine razzle-dazzle ceo
  10/16/19
torah says: "But on the fifteenth day of the seventh mo...
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
You really should have picked one of the cooler near east go...
wine razzle-dazzle ceo
  10/16/19
"had" is the keyword. YHVH won out. l'chaim!
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
Thanks to your white benefactors
wine razzle-dazzle ceo
  10/16/19
180 what do you do with them after the holiday
Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot
  10/16/19
ty. ppl do all sorts of things. the vast majority of p...
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
ok, so it's not like against the rules to just eat it
Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot
  10/16/19
nothing in the rules prevents you from feeding it to your go...
Irate stage depressive
  10/16/19
it really is a prehistoric fruit, from an era before modern ...
Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot
  10/16/19
yeah, it's a cool fruit. are u familiar with this variety of...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
Oh weird how you did the aspie thing!
Thriller box office legend
  10/16/19
:)
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
If goys actually knew the ins and outs of this weird fucking...
spectacular house tattoo
  10/17/19
Huh It’s the compliance that makes the alliance
Dashing locale
  10/17/19
cr. this poaster's "undoubtedly CR" aspects of jud...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
(Chops off newborn's dick off; sucks on it)
spectacular house tattoo
  10/17/19
the sponge method is kosher.
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
...
Sepia confused feces pit
  06/13/20
It has the intact pitam, very nice.
Copper Anal Volcanic Crater
  10/17/19
l'chaim! i prefer an even bigger pitam (not ironside) but...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
Can you make margaritas with it when you're done?
red titillating masturbator
  10/17/19
yes. not sure whether that's a good use of them -- whether i...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
https://www.kosher.com/recipe/gittas-etrog-jam-recipe-3734
red titillating masturbator
  10/17/19
looks 180. just dont know how big the batch is gonna be a 1 ...
Irate stage depressive
  10/17/19
...
metal wonderful crackhouse queen of the night
  10/15/24


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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

https://i.imgur.com/3gHeoZi.jpg

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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: disrespectful stead dingle berry

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989176)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: electric gay tanning salon

Does it fit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38988832)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: ms rachel



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: contagious cordovan roast beef dilemma

Looks like a lemon recovered from Peterman's rectum by an emergency room doctor after it remained lodged there for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38988858)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: red titillating masturbator



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking Degenerate

Very nice.

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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: disrespectful stead dingle berry

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989179)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Place Of Business Whorehouse

My estimate: >$95. Too much for a semi Baal Teshuva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989023)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

tyty, but i got the whole set for $35.

they're desperate to unload those fuckers on erev sukkot (sunday). as you know, they're totally worthless once the chag starts and there are dozens of other sellers lined up one after another on the street. it's a total buyer's market. i found a nice guy who agreed to a price and then let me dig thru his entire box of them and pick out the best one.

prob could have negotiated it for even less, but i was happy with my etrog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989173)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: disrespectful stead dingle berry

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989180)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Place Of Business Whorehouse

Wow looks like a steal. Was this in MFH or did you have to go to Boro Park?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989478)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 2:00 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

tyty. it's a good one. MFH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38990096)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle ceo

What is the significance of this sand people nonsense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989187)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

torah says: "But on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when you gather in the produce of the land, you shall celebrate the festival of the Lord for a seven day period; the first day shall be a rest day, and the eighth day shall be a rest day. And you shall take for yourselves on the first day, the fruit of the hadar tree, date palm fronds, a branch of a braided tree, and willows of the brook, and you shall rejoice before the Lord your God for a seven day period."

so we have this now: https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2017/10/F171008YS14.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989209)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle ceo

You really should have picked one of the cooler near east gods. Babylon had some sweet ones as I recall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989244)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

"had" is the keyword.

YHVH won out. l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989250)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle ceo

Thanks to your white benefactors

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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot

180

what do you do with them after the holiday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989280)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

ty.

ppl do all sorts of things.

the vast majority of ppl just throw them away.

some people make jam or cookies with it.

i know a guy who asks everyone he knows for their etrogs and makes a homemade liquor with it (and invites ppl over to drink it).

aspie guys save them and watch them dry out and save them. they look kind of cool and prehistoric.

any ideas? last yr i did the 'aspie guys' thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989300)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot

ok, so it's not like against the rules to just eat it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989307)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Irate stage depressive

nothing in the rules prevents you from feeding it to your golden retriever.

tbf, people say that they're sprayed with all sorts of pesticides to make sure they look as good as possible (knowing that nobody is using them for food) and, as such, that it's not safe to eat them.

in iran, all the hotels had citron jam in little packages every morning. it was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989321)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Big Legal Warrant Coffee Pot

it really is a prehistoric fruit, from an era before modern citrus like lemons and oranges

I want to eat it one day, but apparently I married the wrong kind of Jew to ever get one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989385)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:58 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

yeah, it's a cool fruit. are u familiar with this variety of citron: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha's_hand . totally bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38990090)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Thriller box office legend

Oh weird how you did the aspie thing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38989473)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:55 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

:)

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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular house tattoo

If goys actually knew the ins and outs of this weird fucking cult they would string up Joos in the streets without a Hitlerian figure telling them to do it. There are undoubtedly CR aspects of the faith (Sabbath, community, etc.), which is probably why it has survived 5,000 years, but on the whole, your freakish cult is just weird, bro. The fact that you're allegedly not-retarded and you follow the rules to the letter even though you didn't grow up in an Orthodox household is even fucking weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991328)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Dashing locale

Huh

It’s the compliance that makes the alliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991370)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

cr. this poaster's "undoubtedly CR" aspects of judaism wouldnt exist without the bizarre rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991386)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular house tattoo

(Chops off newborn's dick off; sucks on it)

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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

the sponge method is kosher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991425)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Sepia confused feces pit



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: Copper Anal Volcanic Crater

It has the intact pitam, very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991339)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

l'chaim!

i prefer an even bigger pitam (not ironside) but it was a nice classy symmetrical pitam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991380)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: red titillating masturbator

Can you make margaritas with it when you're done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991384)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

yes. not sure whether that's a good use of them -- whether it'd just taste like a lemony margarita and get diluted out. ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991393)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: red titillating masturbator

https://www.kosher.com/recipe/gittas-etrog-jam-recipe-3734

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991412)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Irate stage depressive

looks 180. just dont know how big the batch is gonna be a 1 etrog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#38991421)



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Date: October 15th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: metal wonderful crackhouse queen of the night



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