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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: diverse degenerate Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966729) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: nudist base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50097786) |
Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: concupiscible french chef church building hahaha fucking niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966740) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM Author: Vibrant boltzmann university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966744) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Talented bistre juggernaut Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966749) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: diverse degenerate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966750) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM Author: marvelous gaming laptop clearly from op they've gone to unlimited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966774) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM Author: Maize multi-billionaire Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48966853) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: very tactful lascivious round eye brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48967515) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48968392) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48991564) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48993793) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Cerebral dead tattoo I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#48993801) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49033594) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49180928) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: diverse degenerate Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49186821) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM Author: nudist base Friend...........
Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.
The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.
This is its "reasonable accommodation."
It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.
The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.
Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: diverse degenerate This is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49196210) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM Author: nudist base Yes, friend :). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49196217) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: nudist base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49210394) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM Author: Insane spectacular gaping sanctuary lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49208496) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM Author: nudist base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49210396) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: nudist base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49208481) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: diverse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49208499) |