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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
wwop
orange federal office marketing idea
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
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Silver judgmental dopamine
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness tanning salon
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Comical Opaque Private Investor Meetinghouse
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Canary Exciting Garrison Toaster
  10/06/25
How old was she
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
19
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
mfcr
orange federal office marketing idea
  10/06/25
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Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Canary Exciting Garrison Toaster
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
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Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
lascivious dilemma rigpig
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Comical Opaque Private Investor Meetinghouse
  10/06/25
As if
Disrespectful parlour juggernaut
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Yes
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
fragrant theater stage
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
aromatic pungent selfie
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
me too
Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria
  10/06/25
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Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Zippy dun national security agency prole
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razzle base
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Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Adventurous Whorehouse Corn Cake
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
lascivious dilemma rigpig
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Multi-colored mother stage
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Stirring sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
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Floppy honey-headed lettuce
  10/06/25
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vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
cowardly at-the-ready box office weed whacker
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
Ok
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
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Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
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vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
Liar!
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
Light nubile trailer park ape
  10/06/25
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razzle base
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Metal Doctorate
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
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fragrant theater stage
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Fishy gaming laptop
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Black Hominid
  10/06/25
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abusive bipolar headpube
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
heady ultramarine kitty cat persian
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
painfully honest bateful market liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Tan boyish locus
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Chartreuse magical church
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
glittery reading party
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
abusive bipolar headpube
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
fragrant theater stage
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
glittery reading party
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
vigorous plum potus
  10/06/25
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Khaki Genital Piercing
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Primrose den
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
vigorous plum potus
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
razzle-dazzle lodge
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Pontificating Vivacious Background Story
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
vibrant pozpig half-breed
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
pink provocative piazza electric furnace
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
180 indecent corner
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Citrine fat ankles multi-billionaire
  10/06/25
pics?
razzle base
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
marvelous internal respiration location
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Violet diverse home
  10/07/25
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Stirring sneaky criminal
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Transparent library
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
aphrodisiac bossy foreskin menage
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

你這個騙子

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: orange federal office marketing idea

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Silver judgmental dopamine



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness tanning salon

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Comical Opaque Private Investor Meetinghouse

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Canary Exciting Garrison Toaster

guys in my high school did this all the time

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

Wow, how did you manage that

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: orange federal office marketing idea

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329013)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Canary Exciting Garrison Toaster

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329449)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma rigpig

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Comical Opaque Private Investor Meetinghouse

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlour juggernaut

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: aromatic pungent selfie

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating organic girlfriend school cafeteria

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Zippy dun national security agency prole

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: razzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Whorehouse Corn Cake

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma rigpig

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother stage

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Stirring sneaky criminal

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Floppy honey-headed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: cowardly at-the-ready box office weed whacker

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Light nubile trailer park ape

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: razzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fishy gaming laptop

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Black Hominid

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: abusive bipolar headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: heady ultramarine kitty cat persian

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful market liquid oxygen

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Tan boyish locus

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse magical church

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: glittery reading party

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: abusive bipolar headpube

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: glittery reading party

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous plum potus

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Khaki Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Primrose den

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: vigorous plum potus

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lodge

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Pontificating Vivacious Background Story

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig half-breed

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: pink provocative piazza electric furnace

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: 180 indecent corner

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Citrine fat ankles multi-billionaire

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: razzle base

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: marvelous internal respiration location

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: adulterous party of the first part step-uncle's house

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Violet diverse home

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Transparent library

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bossy foreskin menage

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50069362)