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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
soul-stirring henna philosopher-king
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Spectacular Cruel-hearted Fanboi
  07/06/26
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Amber Talented Toilet Seat Public Bath
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Cowardly masturbator
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
purple brunch
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
zippy iridescent address
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
zippy iridescent address
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
rough-skinned razzle pistol
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
zippy iridescent address
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
razzmatazz brilliant senate mood
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Supple persian
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
excitant really tough guy
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
maroon adventurous dilemma
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Supple persian
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
blathering haunting blood rage indian lodge
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
maroon adventurous dilemma
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
green federal deer antler stag film
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Aqua unholy piazza
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
fuchsia hilarious hall
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
green federal deer antler stag film
  07/06/26
any employer would
fuchsia hilarious hall
  07/06/26
...
Mildly autistic big set
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
startling psychic pisswyrm
  07/06/26
*reins
domesticated lemon ratface brethren
  07/08/26
180 brother
fuchsia hilarious hall
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
rough-skinned razzle pistol
  07/06/26
...
maroon adventurous dilemma
  07/06/26
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Disrespectful milk therapy
  07/06/26
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Amber Talented Toilet Seat Public Bath
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Slippery ocher resort
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
laughsome church building mediation
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
angry digit ratio sanctuary
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
domesticated lemon ratface brethren
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
zippy iridescent address
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Burgundy trailer park
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
rough-skinned razzle pistol
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
salmon contagious library
  07/07/26
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excitant really tough guy
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
salmon contagious library
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring henna philosopher-king

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Cruel-hearted Fanboi

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Amber Talented Toilet Seat Public Bath



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Cowardly masturbator

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: purple brunch

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: zippy iridescent address

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: zippy iridescent address

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle pistol

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: zippy iridescent address

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz brilliant senate mood

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Supple persian

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: maroon adventurous dilemma

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Supple persian

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: blathering haunting blood rage indian lodge

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: maroon adventurous dilemma

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: green federal deer antler stag film

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Aqua unholy piazza

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fuchsia hilarious hall

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: green federal deer antler stag film

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: fuchsia hilarious hall

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic big set



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: startling psychic pisswyrm

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: domesticated lemon ratface brethren

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fuchsia hilarious hall

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle pistol

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: maroon adventurous dilemma



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful milk therapy



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Amber Talented Toilet Seat Public Bath



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Slippery ocher resort

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: laughsome church building mediation

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: angry digit ratio sanctuary

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: domesticated lemon ratface brethren

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: zippy iridescent address

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Burgundy trailer park

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned razzle pistol

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: salmon contagious library

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: salmon contagious library

I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49998433)