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I got a lymphatic drainage massage and my diseased toenail fell off
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: umber windowlicker true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toenail in college and it was never the same after that; it was thick and gross and yellow. it started to get loose early this year, and I got a lymphatic drainage massage in March and it fell off an hour later. it's half grown back now. soon I can have sexy feet, I think. not really sure what that entails actually, maybe there's some other issue that I never noticed because of the rotten toenail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995239) |
Date: July 12th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Exhilarant Turdskin Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995244) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:50 PM Author: umber windowlicker hot, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995268) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: honey-headed set digit ratio Is your penis still attached? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995251) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: umber windowlicker I have a clitdick, not a "penis" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995254) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:51 PM Author: Exhilarant Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995271) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: umber windowlicker bumping this much better content than nyuug spam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995390) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Talking Awkward Mental Disorder Kitty heights of everyone involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995431) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: umber windowlicker I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is currently $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995442) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: honey-headed set digit ratio Explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995444) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: umber windowlicker female, Between Jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995446) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: honey-headed set digit ratio Husband's income? Cans/panties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995448) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: umber windowlicker bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of mine when I was employed, not sure exactly
big T&A but currently (temporarily) chubby. but when I'm not chubby I still have substantial T&A. I am a textbook hourglass. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: honey-headed set digit ratio If flame, I call flame.
If not, I can host. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: umber windowlicker you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo
we're wgwag btw not flame |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:29 AM Author: Free-loading church building quadroon Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a tryst. I don't necessarily need you long term but I desperately want you right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995752) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: umber windowlicker 1am poasts tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996215) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Free-loading church building quadroon At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our indomitable psycho-sexual connection imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996243) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:27 AM Author: Free-loading church building quadroon Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were shorter. I thought you were like 5'3" lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995750) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: umber windowlicker lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when I take off my shoes/boots? I'm just under 5'5 but I'm like 5'8 in most of the shoes I wear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996213) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Free-loading church building quadroon 😮 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996235) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: sepia liquid oxygen main people This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996306) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Cheese-eating duck-like gaming laptop coincidence or do you think there's some connection?
i wonder if you could monetize with a subset of footmos also into disease and disfigurement?
toenails are 120. i nailed my big toe with a ball and jacked it up. it won't grow out because it just continues to work back towards the cuticle. oh well. i'll never be a foot model now. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:59 PM Author: umber windowlicker so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails were fucky, and right after I lost the first one and before I lost my health insurance, I went to a podiatrist to get the second removed. I told him about the massage and he said that's almost certainly what did it. he said that he had a different patient that he'd been trying to convince to get a lymphatic drainage massage and that he'd tell him my story as inspiration.
too late to monetize because they're beautiful now! but not too late for you!
but also could be worth consulting with a doctor to get the fucked up one dug out if he thinks it might grow in normal. I have medium pain tolerance afaict and it wasn't bad at all. the injections hurt a bit and then there were two times when he started DIGGING and I was like "MOAR anesthetic please." and it was enough of a Legit Procedure to have an excuse to take the day off work and just rest and keep it elevated. would do again. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: pea-brained territorial prole love of her life how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a specialist or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995530) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: umber windowlicker they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I just wore polish if I was wearing shoes that showed my toes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995534) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: pea-brained territorial prole love of her life ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body surely it hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995650) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: umber windowlicker causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is pain" person when it comes to my feet... I always squeeze em in heels and platforms. doing that consistently caused trauma such that the nails never healed even when the fungus was long gone (which took like two weeks of meds). but the fucked up nails didn't make them hurt more or anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: pea-brained territorial prole love of her life just realized this is a bird brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995670) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: umber windowlicker either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995671) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: grizzly garrison wrinkle Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped around and moved it may have been all you need to remove your old injury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995517) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: umber windowlicker exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation to my extremities in general (low BP) so the massage was a bigger boost than it might have been for some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995522) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:17 PM Author: grizzly garrison wrinkle Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amazing results from lymph drainage. Literally walking out without their complaints and problems. Another one is cranial sacral. There are others too... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995561) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:18 PM Author: umber windowlicker cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg
I'm a pretty low-stress person in general but my body carries tension for sure |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Cheese-eating duck-like gaming laptop https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&mc=7&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995621) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: umber windowlicker holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995641) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:00 AM Author: grizzly garrison wrinkle Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you aren't a stressed out bro. It leaves you in quite a relaxed and what I imagine is a zen state. I'm not really hoodoo guru but it feels like I'd imagine zen feels like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49995724) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: umber windowlicker when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I can find a cheap Groupon. it's relaxing even just watching YouTube videos of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996228) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: titillating messiness Was expecting a disco fries thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996245) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: umber windowlicker 180 tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996250) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Overrated Mahogany Heaven Juggernaut He would have eaten the toenail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996269) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: umber windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996291) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Maniacal trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996966) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: sepia liquid oxygen main people I thought this would be scholarship tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49996309) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: Trip Stag Film Jew STFU Doobs
Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let it walk |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: umber windowlicker cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49997203) |