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Wife found my second phone today, I'm cooked

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency al...
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  07/15/26
“using it for what you think” Arranging hiking ...
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you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn ...
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no no no no details "idk what that phone is." ...
Sickened Wagecucks
  07/15/26
no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible...
Exhilarant Theater Stage
  07/15/26
found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?
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lol, fully charged, btw
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idiotic
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explain
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Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recogn...
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say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to r...
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"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to...
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You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. ...
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This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or somethi...
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I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it...
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idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't sy...
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Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise o...
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This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbas...
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Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do f...
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could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to g...
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This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard
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Trying to recover crypto
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Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times ...
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Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if wor...
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Can’t you wipe it remotely?
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lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it aroun...
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ctrl-f "grow a beard" jfc this place is retarde...
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What if you have a beard already?
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Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense
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Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe...
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he's doing great
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Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit...
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under no circumstances can he unlock it
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Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes hi...
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This works with Androids too.
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Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"
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OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto ...
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Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages...
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If you have kids: Wipe it remotely then say: “I&rs...
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text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it'...
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Never let'em know your next move!
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turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers
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This could actually work
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OP is currently sleeping on the couch
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He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.
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Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstan...
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what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to...
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You forgot to tell him to seek god
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002437)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: thriller canary hunting ground filthpig

“using it for what you think”

Arranging hiking dates with AHGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002518)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: onyx public bath regret

say it wasn’t you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002440)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Bearded cerebral gaming laptop range

The Shaggy Defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002515)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: magical ape



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: onyx public bath regret



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002441)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sickened Wagecucks

no no no

no details

"idk what that phone is."

"idk how it got there"

"idk the password"

"idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean"

etc etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002445)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002471)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: arousing bright jewess piazza

found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002798)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

lol, fully charged, btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002809)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Pungent at-the-ready site crotch

idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002824)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Sickened Wagecucks

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006238)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.

I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002468)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002479)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Sickened Wagecucks

"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002484)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: comical house

You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002496)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: thriller canary hunting ground filthpig

This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002512)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: comical house

I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002553)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002575)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug juggernaut

Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003257)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002525)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: comical house

Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002566)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002576)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: thriller canary hunting ground filthpig

This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002606)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: comical house

Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002786)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: lascivious plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Pungent at-the-ready site crotch



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: high-end macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Curious Unhinged Son Of Senegal Bbw



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Ruby space



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater Stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002535)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Adulterous Harsh Feces

lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002618)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead

Trying to recover crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002777)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone voyeur



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: excitant sweet tailpipe temple

you're chopped, unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002444)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: saffron hairraiser library

does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002458)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: sexy brass haunted graveyard

Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002465)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: comical house

This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002470)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: carmine fat ankles office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50004585)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Overrated jet orchestra pit milk

Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002500)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed Razzle-dazzle Dog Poop Jew

Can’t you wipe it remotely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002505)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Adulterous Harsh Feces

lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002752)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Metal ivory abode

Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002778)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: lascivious plaza

THANK YOU!

Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003845)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Free-loading School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

ctrl-f "grow a beard"

jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002514)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: lime weed whacker cruise ship

What if you have a beard already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003688)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: trip trust fund

marry a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006596)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: passionate kitchen idiot

Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002779)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead

Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002803)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Free-loading School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002826)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: carmine fat ankles office



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?

You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002806)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Pungent at-the-ready site crotch

under no circumstances can he unlock it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002833)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002834)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: magical ape

This works with Androids too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002926)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: vivacious swollen scourge upon the earth parlor

Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002808)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Pungent at-the-ready site crotch

OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002829)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: magical ape

Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"

Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.

You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002932)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: carmine fat ankles office



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: boyish market international law enforcement agency

If you have kids:

Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)

If you don’t have kids:

Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002972)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: magical ape

This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50002987)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: thirsty hospital police squad

text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers

throw her off balance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003009)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: lascivious plaza

Never let'em know your next move!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003853)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: aromatic avocado stage toilet seat

turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003017)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

This could actually work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003062)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: comical house

Fucking love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003120)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Free-loading School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: marvelous home



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: vibrant mustard forum becky

darvomaxxing tp

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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Disrespectful vigorous sanctuary

Bird Brain Masterman

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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: carmine fat ankles office



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Sickened Wagecucks



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: irradiated glassy telephone casino



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: vivacious swollen scourge upon the earth parlor

*clears throat*

*raises hand*

haha u r fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003018)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: lascivious plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: saffron hairraiser library

Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003138)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: odious senate



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: rebellious primrose step-uncle's house

Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.

It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003224)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead

Need update OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003229)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Vermilion provocative tanning salon tattoo

Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003261)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: rebellious primrose step-uncle's house

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Curious Unhinged Son Of Senegal Bbw

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003308)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: nighttime contagious rehab dopamine



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Free-loading School Cafeteria Keepsake Machete

even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003335)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: lascivious plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Ruby space

thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003321)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: magical ape

OP is currently sleeping on the couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003418)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: rebellious primrose step-uncle's house

He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003420)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Crimson dilemma digit ratio

I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003431)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: stubborn native pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003615)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Metal ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: stubborn native pozpig

"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003618)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: comical house

He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003679)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

Wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003684)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003681)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: comical house

Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court

That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003692)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003746)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: comical house

You forgot to tell him to seek god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003749)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003753)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Bisexual cumskin

You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003768)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

well when you put it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003780)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005896)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: 180 azure menage boltzmann

DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50003793)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead

WHAT would she have found if given full access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50004413)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Curious Unhinged Son Of Senegal Bbw

She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50004604)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50004605)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: comical house

Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50004621)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005117)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Ruby space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: magical ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005552)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Razzle Cuckold Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005738)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: mentally impaired bateful garrison circlehead

It was his poasting phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005748)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Chocolate Wonderful Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005817)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: well-lubricated dead main people stock car

because the whole thing is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005849)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: comical house

Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005863)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender

Pumos love to throw cold water on everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005895)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated dead main people stock car

(literal blackpilled drug addict)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005960)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."

and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006008)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender

Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006014)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006017)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender

Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006076)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: carmine fat ankles office

we WANT to BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006032)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: fuchsia headpube theatre

i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006040)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender

The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006069)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Spectacular maniacal institution background story

Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005956)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: comical house

People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50005992)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Titillating puppy sex offender

Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006006)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: electric base cuckoldry

Hard-core black pill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50008059)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Disrespectful vigorous sanctuary

Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006070)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Cracking Point Famous Landscape Painting

tell her its for your SWMFM side gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50006018)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: comical house

This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros

We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50008051)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Disrespectful vigorous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50008094)