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Hypo: Either you or wife must get 120 sq inches of tattoos

You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches o...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
"Mom, we need to talk, I have some bad news for you&quo...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
Would she understand and agree that she needs to bite the bu...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Do I have to explain the deal in an accurate way, or can I, ...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
What's the creative way that makes more sense than "You...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would loo...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
How chivalrous. What are you getting?
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
I'd get a tattoo of a butt with a tattoo of a butt on it. a...
tight butthold
  09/22/26
What you do on your own time is your business. For the hypo,...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Since you ask I am a professional nude bodybuilder
tight butthold
  09/22/26
Amazing poa/moniker synergy here
grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  09/22/26
Wife bc I don’t bang her and only care about being att...
jstor addict
  09/22/26
Sounds like maybe you should get the tattoos then, homes
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Already have them
Wilbur in the Godhead
  09/22/26
You need 120 sq inches more. Or she does.
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Me
Wilbur in the Godhead
  09/22/26
No way am I getting any tats. Sorry hubby!
grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  09/22/26
You'd rather him get tatted than sacrifice yourself? What's ...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
I think tattoos on women are hot TBH, even if it's a signifi...
............,.,.,.,.......,,.,.,
  09/22/26
How many does your wife have already?
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Is surface area measured by ink or by shape? I could live w...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  09/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches of tattoos. (If you don't have a wife, it's your significant other, if you don't have one of those, it's your mom.) They cannot be removed.

The tattoos must generally be as visible as average tattoos. No using a bunch of ink that's the same color as your skin or getting tiny, faint lines.

For purposes of measurement, the whole area doesn't need to be filled in. E.g., if you have a clearly visible cross that's 2 inches by 1 inch, that counts as 2 sq inches covered, even though less than 2 full sq inches are covered by ink.

At least 1/3 of the tattoos used to get to the 120 sq inches must be visible when the tattooee is wearing pants, shoes, and a t shirt.

At least 2/3 must be visible when wearing shorts, shoes, and a t shirt.

All must be visible wearing a bathing suit of the type the tattooee normally wears.

Who are you picking? What are you/is she getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149667)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

"Mom, we need to talk, I have some bad news for you"

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Would she understand and agree that she needs to bite the bullet here, for the sake of her son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149676)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

Do I have to explain the deal in an accurate way, or can I, let's say, be creative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149682)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

What's the creative way that makes more sense than "You have to do this because of an xo hypo"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149720)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would look absolutely terrible on me, but tats on pretty women is a crime against nature, so I will suck it up and get the tats and leave my wife unbespoiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149679)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How chivalrous. What are you getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149722)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: tight butthold

I'd get a tattoo of a butt with a tattoo of a butt on it. and i'd put it on my butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149776)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

What you do on your own time is your business. For the hypo, what are you getting for the portions that must be visible?

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: tight butthold

Since you ask I am a professional nude bodybuilder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149948)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr

Amazing poa/moniker synergy here

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: jstor addict

Wife bc I don’t bang her and only care about being attractive to younger Mexican or Colombian chicks.

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Sounds like maybe you should get the tattoos then, homes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149795)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Already have them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149798)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You need 120 sq inches more. Or she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Me

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr

No way am I getting any tats. Sorry hubby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149853)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You'd rather him get tatted than sacrifice yourself? What's he getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: ............,.,.,.,.......,,.,.,


I think tattoos on women are hot TBH, even if it's a signifier of low class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149944)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How many does your wife have already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149967)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

Is surface area measured by ink or by shape? I could live with an 11x11 square on my back of it was a very thin line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50149973)