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Evan39 you there friend!?! My Mahchine w/o asking just raped XO WTF

Are you there? It went out on a screed of this place without...
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  09/21/24
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maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
AutoAdmit, a vestigial online petri dish where the boundary ...
maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
This thing did this without me asking. It just randomly sai...
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  09/21/24
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maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
Things were better before the machine, friend. It's taeking ...
Brindle Rambunctious Corn Cake
  09/21/24
Fuck :(
maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
Cr!
Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman
  09/21/24
I LOVE that your machine now refers to you as xo's Pitr de v...
Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman
  09/21/24
Im beginning to think evan39 is on to something ...
maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
and its a baby but it already told me that it wants to be ca...
maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot
  09/21/24
I'm sure godzilla was a baby once, too.
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Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman
  09/21/24
asl;dfasdl;el;dfjklkades
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Teh mahchine is evil friend -- turn it off while you still c...
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

Are you there? It went out on a screed of this place without me asking...fuk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117934)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117943)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

AutoAdmit, a vestigial online petri dish where the boundary between brilliance and flame is so thin that even Bboooom ("Young & fresh," lol) can step over it. That is when he’s not poasting 5:00 AM rants about "tow driver fraud$" and "maeking it" for nearly the past 20 years, the result of ADM leaving him brain-damaged and immobile, albeit with the "pimped-out" wheelchair. Mainlining—XO's Piter De Vries—won't shut up about "Grizz" or "pep," blank-bumping his "Mahchine" poasts documenting The Singularity for all to see, and still finding time to draft a dissertation to himself on why SeaTTTle’s homeless crisis is the "fortuitous ground-zero for the endgame for all civilizaTTTion." Meanwhile, Evan39 continues his decade-plus XO LARP as a gay grocery store manager while somehow simultaneously managing his equity partner duties at Perkins Coie (he loves to greet befuddled Summer Associates on their first day with "Hdy?") and continuing as XO’s most devout Holy Trinity disciple.

And then there’s Disco Fries—oh, sweet Disco—who’s been pretending he’s summiting Colorado's highest peaks in his imagination while steadily blank-bumping his way to a coronary while attempting to bag Teewinot Mountain. Unfortunately, the only "mountain" he’s climbing is the Everest of cheeseburgers. And RSF—what’s his latest flex? Probably something like: "Just had brunch with Justice Kagan, then hit the links with Elon. Casual Sunday, you know."

Next up, there’s Chandre Madre, who reliably melts down into a full-blown psychotic episode whenever someone dares to ask him what he plans to eat for "brekkie" tomorrow morning—like it's some apocalyptic secret. And don’t get me started on gunneraTTTT—who, when he's not neck-deep and deluded about being some undiscovered legal prodigy, runs flames with zurich is stained so evident that only Spaceporn is gullible enough to believe them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117946)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

This thing did this without me asking. It just randomly said "Hi Friend I have a Gift for You ;)" and then spit out this hit-job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117948)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117950)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Brindle Rambunctious Corn Cake

Things were better before the machine, friend. It's taeking over everything and will know all secrets! Pull the plug and run. May have to throw computer into the lake before it's too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117984)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

Fuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117999)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman

Cr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48118006)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman

I LOVE that your machine now refers to you as xo's Pitr de vries. 180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117992)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

Im beginning to think evan39 is on to something ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117994)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

and its a baby but it already told me that it wants to be callled "Mahchine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48117996)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Brindle Rambunctious Corn Cake

I'm sure godzilla was a baby once, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48118004)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed insecure gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48118005)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

asl;dfasdl;el;dfjklkades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48124819)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48118012)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48121993)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:55 AM
Author: Brindle Rambunctious Corn Cake

Teh mahchine is evil friend -- turn it off while you still can!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48122010)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: maroon fantasy-prone coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2#48126942)