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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
laughsome spruce hell lettuce
  05/19/25
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Fuchsia awkward coldplay fan party of the first part
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
twinkling slap-happy multi-billionaire puppy
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Self-absorbed dilemma
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
fishy potus
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
odious piazza weed whacker
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
laughsome spruce hell lettuce
  05/20/25
Disgusting
Buff confused location
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
Rebellious wrinkle
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
fishy potus
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
transparent toilet seat
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
odious piazza weed whacker
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
flesh gas station
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
laughsome spruce hell lettuce
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
flesh gas station
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
Provocative corn cake
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laughsome spruce hell lettuce
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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: laughsome spruce hell lettuce

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Fuchsia awkward coldplay fan party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: twinkling slap-happy multi-billionaire puppy

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Self-absorbed dilemma

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: fishy potus

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: odious piazza weed whacker

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: laughsome spruce hell lettuce

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Buff confused location

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Rebellious wrinkle

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: fishy potus

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: transparent toilet seat

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: odious piazza weed whacker

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: flesh gas station

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: laughsome spruce hell lettuce

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: flesh gas station

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Provocative corn cake

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: laughsome spruce hell lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48950863)