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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
UhOh
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
~~(> ' ' )>
  07/06/26
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....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  07/06/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
that buzz, that bling, that smile
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
cucumbers
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
gaetan dugas
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
gaetan dugas
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
luke the drifter
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
steffan miller
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  07/06/26
any employer would
steffan miller
  07/06/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
chandler (retired)
  07/06/26
180 brother
steffan miller
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner
  07/06/26
...
gaetan dugas
  07/06/26
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total lawyer genocide
  07/06/26
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....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Richard Ames
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
cowgod
  07/06/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: UhOh

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983208)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: cucumbers

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: steffan miller

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: steffan miller

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983157)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983196)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: steffan miller

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: gaetan dugas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: cowgod

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2#49983130)