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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Heady mental disorder
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
splenetic chocolate gaping
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Nofapping fortuitous meteor
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Nofapping fortuitous meteor
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
massive orchid bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
185.
massive orchid bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
A+
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Pontificating stirring milk
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
slate supple death wish
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Pontificating stirring milk
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
provocative macaca dopamine
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
titillating chestnut tank
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
titillating chestnut tank
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
translucent internet-worthy organic girlfriend
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Nofapping fortuitous meteor
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Nofapping fortuitous meteor
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Thriller amber tanning salon
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
abusive aromatic stain center
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Nofapping fortuitous meteor
  04/09/04
...
razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Yapping autistic mood parlor
  03/07/07
pfft
pale heaven becky
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
indecent irradiated temple
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Pontificating stirring milk
  04/09/04
...
Pontificating stirring milk
  05/09/04
bump
brilliant flatulent parlour
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Pontificating stirring milk
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
haunting sadistic deer antler
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Swollen Angry Knife
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
Concupiscible hyperactive laser beams piazza
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
slate supple death wish
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Pontificating stirring milk
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
slate supple death wish
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
slate supple death wish
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo
  02/23/05
Bump
vibrant philosopher-king friendly grandma
  05/26/05
...
hairraiser insanely creepy locale
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
confused sepia address hunting ground
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
Salmon Spot Cuckold
  06/03/05
bump
Godawful burgundy trust fund corner
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
Passionate foreskin
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Pontificating stirring milk
  06/29/05
bump
Curious aquamarine market
  10/20/05
babump
big roommate
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
razzle claret police squad yarmulke
  12/21/05
...
indecent irradiated temple
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
vivacious genital piercing
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
misanthropic wrinkle
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Marvelous Red Nursing Home
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Tan Pea-brained Abode
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab
  06/18/06
bump
Seedy library
  09/16/06
rebump
Yapping autistic mood parlor
  01/15/07
...
hairraiser insanely creepy locale
  10/08/06
titcb
razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
lavender station jap
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Carnelian Background Story Resort
  11/09/06
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indecent irradiated temple
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
lavender station jap
  12/24/06
...
beady-eyed codepig stead
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
snowy windowlicker
  01/15/07
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free-loading new version property
  03/07/07
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indecent irradiated temple
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Charismatic theater ceo
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Soggy Alpha
  07/07/07
...
glittery crimson pit rigor
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
spruce exhilarant sandwich point
  02/12/08
titcr.
Primrose nowag
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
Racy theater stage
  04/22/08
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frank rizzo
  11/03/26


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Heady mental disorder

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: splenetic chocolate gaping

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Nofapping fortuitous meteor

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Nofapping fortuitous meteor

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: massive orchid bawdyhouse

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: massive orchid bawdyhouse

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: slate supple death wish

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: provocative macaca dopamine

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: titillating chestnut tank

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: titillating chestnut tank

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: translucent internet-worthy organic girlfriend

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Nofapping fortuitous meteor

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Nofapping fortuitous meteor

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: chest-beating shimmering old irish cottage cruise ship

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Thriller amber tanning salon

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: abusive aromatic stain center

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Nofapping fortuitous meteor

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Yapping autistic mood parlor

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: pale heaven becky

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: indecent irradiated temple

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: brilliant flatulent parlour

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: haunting sadistic deer antler

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Swollen Angry Knife

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible hyperactive laser beams piazza

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: slate supple death wish

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: slate supple death wish

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: slate supple death wish

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Mahogany diverse menage water buffalo

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king friendly grandma

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: hairraiser insanely creepy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: confused sepia address hunting ground

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Salmon Spot Cuckold

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Godawful burgundy trust fund corner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Passionate foreskin

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring milk

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Curious aquamarine market

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: big roommate

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: razzle claret police squad yarmulke

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: indecent irradiated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: vivacious genital piercing

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: misanthropic wrinkle

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous Red Nursing Home

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Tan Pea-brained Abode

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Seedy library

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Yapping autistic mood parlor

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: hairraiser insanely creepy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz fiercely-loyal rehab

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: lavender station jap

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Carnelian Background Story Resort

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: indecent irradiated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: lavender station jap

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed codepig stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: snowy windowlicker

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: free-loading new version property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: indecent irradiated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Charismatic theater ceo

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Soggy Alpha

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: glittery crimson pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: spruce exhilarant sandwich point

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Primrose nowag

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Racy theater stage

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#50226825)