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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier
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Ty
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
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so far I remain unrenumerated
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  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
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make it quick I'm drowning here
White Hateful Toaster Garrison
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
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Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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umber wild abode
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
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who is opposing counsel
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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The N-word would be a clever wink
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
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at least use the word scholarship.
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Mauve legal warrant hairy legs
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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rookie blunder
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
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Really makes you think huh
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
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Oh epah fucked up
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
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“If your honors would like…”
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
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looking at their firm size tp
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
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That’s how all people from CA sound
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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he's just "eccentric"
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
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gonna have to be way more specific
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: azure beady-eyed cuckoldry

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Costumed karate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: White Hateful Toaster Garrison

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: White Hateful Toaster Garrison

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: White Hateful Toaster Garrison

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: greedy sandwich

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101452)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: nofapping jap

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: transparent kitchen macaca

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: transparent kitchen macaca

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Saffron pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring gay wizard

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: dashing brindle school stain

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: dashing brindle school stain

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: concupiscible university

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: White Hateful Toaster Garrison

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: White Hateful Toaster Garrison

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Thirsty Heady Love Of Her Life

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Carnelian charismatic lay

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: judgmental filthpig

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: judgmental filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Opaque mediation

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Marvelous Circlehead Indirect Expression

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Glittery rose organic girlfriend cuckold

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: judgmental filthpig

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Opaque mediation

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: tan swollen mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Opaque mediation

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: burgundy pea-brained skinny woman resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: bipolar boistinker brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Saffron pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Talented cocky piazza

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: bearded stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Low-t sinister tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: hairraiser ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: bipolar boistinker brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vibrant senate yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: burgundy pea-brained skinny woman resort

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Opaque mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Circlehead Indirect Expression

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Comical Seedy Space Turdskin

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: idiotic harsh ceo

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: idiotic harsh ceo

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Low-t sinister tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: nofapping jap

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bipolar boistinker brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: contagious spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: tan swollen mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: ebony wonderful trailer park mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: grizzly startling cruise ship

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: sepia place of business institution

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Magenta Offensive Market

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Pearl crusty casino associate

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Provocative blue native dragon

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: yellow aromatic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: zombie-like amber parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: vigorous dark legend dilemma

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Curious school cafeteria pozpig

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Black lodge

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Black lodge

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Mauve legal warrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Talented cocky piazza

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Talented cocky piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Talented cocky piazza

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Low-t sinister tattoo rehab

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: titillating obsidian ladyboy black woman

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: diverse avocado goal in life philosopher-king

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: hairraiser ratface

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Coral windowlicker stead

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser ratface

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Translucent spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Heady Love Of Her Life

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring half-breed doctorate

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring half-breed doctorate

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: maroon kitty cat locale

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: bisexual bossy station wagecucks

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: titillating obsidian ladyboy black woman

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Vibrant senate yarmulke

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Orchid Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: ebony wonderful trailer park mood

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Knife

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: ultramarine twisted fortuitous meteor sound barrier

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Cordovan Death Wish International Law Enforcement Agency

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: titillating obsidian ladyboy black woman

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)