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Blathering brunch really tough guy
  07/10/25
he's raging here 24/7
razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate
  07/10/25
would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and no...
Magical Market
  07/10/25
(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getti...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
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Magical Market
  07/10/25
he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh
Irate hunting ground
  07/10/25
(cho-tier gookcel)
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do an...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
hegemon is a short jew welfare queen
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon wo...
Magical Market
  07/10/25
hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are...
Magical Market
  07/10/25
you're a short gay jew don't be mad at me about it go be ...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
"scrumprole methheads are scrappy" this is 100%...
tripping ratface set
  07/10/25
its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his famil...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and wo...
Magical Market
  07/10/25
"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass a...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted tu...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. x...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
simp
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have...
Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
"rinkedin?"
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
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Bat shit crazy hospital telephone
  07/10/25
ride or die dickrider
Orange Lodge
  07/11/25
? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack
pearly thirsty persian
  07/10/25
Job interviewers hate him!
mauve chad native
  07/10/25
Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police ...
razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate
  07/10/25
indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with thei...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI
razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate
  07/10/25
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Magical Market
  07/10/25
cool browncope man
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y
Blathering brunch really tough guy
  07/10/25
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razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate
  07/10/25
LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this d...
Magical Market
  07/10/25
wait. isnt he a cop?
fantasy-prone hairless place of business gas station
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federal lascivious sex offender
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Orange Lodge
  07/10/25
GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok
fragrant striped hyena center
  07/10/25
do you think BP gets an allowance? probably lives with h...
Irate hunting ground
  07/10/25
“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.” ...
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
I have a chill 180 life. Literally went on a hike in the...
Irate hunting ground
  07/10/25
I hope you get over being korean one day
vibrant university clown
  07/10/25
1) phenotype 2) stupidity 3) mental illness 4) and ...
violet naked community account water buffalo
  07/10/25
That Tufts shit is too funny lmao
Olive state
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Magical Market
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razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate
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violet naked community account water buffalo
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Blathering brunch really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089636)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate

he's raging here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089640)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Magical Market

would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and not just on here.

if he got a job, he'd probably keep it for 3-4 weeks tops. his supervisor would notice something was off within a day or two but try to stick with it and rehabilitate him, to no avail. luckily for the business, the job he holds can be filled with an unskilled retard in 30 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089641)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getting fucked by trannies instead of doing work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089649)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Magical Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089655)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Irate hunting ground

he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089664)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

(cho-tier gookcel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089679)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do anything. for example bp is raging at mpa here even though he could confront him irl.

all the actual tough guys i know dont act like it online. hegemon is a good example. he might comment calmly he'd destroy someone irl but theres no rage or emotion behind it. only people that are weak losers online seek tough guy validation online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089686)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

hegemon is a short jew welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089692)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Magical Market

i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon would beat you worse than that former NHL player did that guy on the golf course a few days ago.

you'd have trouble beating benzo up, and that's if you didn't immediately try to back down and diffuse the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089704)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after about 30 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089711)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Magical Market

you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are irl or what your physique is but you are clearly a bitchmade fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089715)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

you're a short gay jew

don't be mad at me about it go be mad at God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089732)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are scrappy and he's 2-0 against his grandmom and sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: tripping ratface set

"scrumprole methheads are scrappy"

this is 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089786)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089800)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Magical Market

bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and would probably cower like a bitch if someone got in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089699)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass and listens to gay music"

well put zurich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089706)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted turn out to be weak and non-threatening irl like spaceporn and bp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089712)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. xo is an outlet for his rage because he's so cucked, i doubt hes like this outwardly irl.

he's an indolent potato nigger and would get fired for getting drunk on the clock and not completing his work. then he'd go online and rage about indians taking jobs (i.e. the ones that actually do the work he is unable to do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089666)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089677)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Orange Lodge

do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have any shame that your parents invested and sacrificed so much for you and just for you to turn out this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089696)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

"rinkedin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089703)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hospital telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49091717)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Orange Lodge

ride or die dickrider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49093229)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: pearly thirsty persian

? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089652)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: mauve chad native

Job interviewers hate him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089653)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate

Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police

Setting: A small office in a tech company. Ravi, a calm and professional Indian manager, sits across from Boner Police (BP), a red-faced, fuming white supremacist in a camouflage cap, here for a job interview.

Ravi: (smiling warmly) Welcome, Mr… uh, Boner Police? Interesting name! I’m Ravi Sharma, HR manager. Let’s get started. Can you tell me about yourself?

BP: (scowling, arms crossed) Name’s Boner Police, and I ain’t here for your curry-slurpin’ nonsense. I’m a patriot, born and bred in the REAL America. I fix things, break things, and keep the riff-raff out. That’s all you need to know.

Ravi: (unfazed, jotting notes) Fascinating! So, you’re into… crowd control? Let’s talk skills. This is a software engineering role. Do you have experience with, say, Python or Java?

BP: (snorts) Python? Sounds like a snake, and I don’t trust snakes. Java? Ain’t that coffee? Look, I don’t need your fancy code. I got a computer once, deleted half the internet by accident. That’s power, Ravi. You hiring me or what?

Ravi: (chuckling lightly) Deleting the internet is… quite a feat! Let’s pivot. Can you describe a time you worked in a diverse team?

BP: (slamming fist on table) Diverse? I don’t do "diverse." I worked with my cousin Cletus and his dog, Freedom. Best team ever. No foreigners, no funny accents, just pure American muscle. You got a problem with that?

Ravi: (still smiling) No problem at all! Diversity can mean many things—like diverse skills. For example, our team loves spicy food Fridays. Do you enjoy a good biryani or perhaps some samosas?

BP: (eyes narrowing) Spicy food? That’s a globalist plot to burn out my taste buds! I eat hot dogs—American hot dogs—with ketchup only. None of your weird spices. You tryin’ to colonize my stomach?

Ravi: (laughing) Colonize? Oh, no, just trying to share the love of a good masala! Okay, let’s try this: how do you handle conflict in the workplace?

BP: (grinning menacingly) Conflict? I grab it by the throat and choke it out. Last guy who crossed me at the gas station got a face full of my patriotic fist. You got any snowflakes here need sortin’ out?

Ravi: (raising an eyebrow) We prefer… less physical solutions. Maybe a team meeting or a nice chai to cool tempers. Tell me, Boner Police, what motivates you to join our company?

BP: (leaning forward) I heard you got woke policies, and I’m here to fix that. I’ll make this place great again. No more of this “inclusive” garbage. Just hard work, guns, and glory. You with me, Ravi?

Ravi: (nodding thoughtfully) I see passion! We love passion. But our company values collaboration and respect. Maybe you could… channel that energy into, say, debugging code with a team?

BP: (sputtering) Debuggin’? Respect? I don’t respect nobody who ain’t from my zip code! And don’t you dare put me with some nerds who talk in binary. I’m Boner Police, not Boner Geek Squad!

Ravi: (grinning) Fair enough! One last question: where do you see yourself in five years?

BP: (puffing chest) Emperor of a pure, no-nonsense America. No offense, Ravi, but you’d probably be deported by then. Nothin’ personal.

Ravi: (laughing heartily) Oh, Boner Police, you’re a character! I think we’ll pass on the emperor vibe, but I’ll keep your resume for… crowd control openings. Thanks for coming in!

BP: (storming out) Your loss, Ravi! I’m takin’ my talents to the militia! mutters Curry-eatin’ corporate sellout…

Ravi: (calling after him) Best of luck! And try some naan—it’s life-changing!

End scene.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089721)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with their dad about stocking shelves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089744)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate

https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089745)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Magical Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089748)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: vibrant university clown

cool browncope man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089749)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Blathering brunch really tough guy

https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089756)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089762)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Magical Market

LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this dude. good god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089831)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hairless place of business gas station

wait. isnt he a cop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089788)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: federal lascivious sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089904)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Orange Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49090803)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: fragrant striped hyena center

GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49089880)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: Irate hunting ground

do you think BP gets an allowance?

probably lives with his parents, but where does he get his weed money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49090852)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: vibrant university clown

“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.”

Great poast gibberish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49090857)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Irate hunting ground

I have a chill 180 life.

Literally went on a hike in the alps today.

What did you do today besides angrily post all day you sad little man.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49090873)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant university clown

I hope you get over being korean one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49091731)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: violet naked community account water buffalo

1) phenotype

2) stupidity

3) mental illness

4) and most importantly, TUFTS degree stain on resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49091718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Olive state

That Tufts shit is too funny lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49092194)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Magical Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49092944)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed sanctuary karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49093162)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: violet naked community account water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2#49092120)