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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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Theotokos is based
  07/28/25
taking Qs
potluck
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
Theotokos is based
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
potluck
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
100% confirmed Han Chinese
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
cowshit
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
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cowshit
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
Theotokos is based
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
brutal
100% confirmed Han Chinese
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
cock of michael obama
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
cowshit
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
100% confirmed Han Chinese
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
potluck
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
Senior Ethics Official
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
potluck
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
potluck
  07/28/25
based if true
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
correct
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
  07/29/25
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.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
toll job
  07/28/25
Great neg
Theotokos is based
  07/28/25
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100% confirmed Han Chinese
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
100% confirmed Han Chinese
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Theotokos is based



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: potluck

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: potluck

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: 100% confirmed Han Chinese

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: cowshit

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/EWp3mJ3.jpeg


(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cowshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: 100% confirmed Han Chinese

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cowshit

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: 100% confirmed Han Chinese

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: potluck

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: potluck

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: potluck

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139197)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: toll job

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: 100% confirmed Han Chinese



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: 100% confirmed Han Chinese

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139919)