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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Umber deranged chapel hunting ground
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
flatulent area selfie
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Arousing tanning salon keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Tripping organic girlfriend shrine
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Spectacular range national security agency
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
House-broken very tactful juggernaut
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
drab cocky box office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Swashbuckling Corner
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Maroon Crotch
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
racy violent sneaky criminal famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
aphrodisiac stag film boiling water
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
startling frisky jewess heaven
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
apoplectic trip library alpha
  06/30/25
cr
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Maroon Crotch
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Slimy exciting candlestick maker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
aphrodisiac stag film boiling water
  06/30/25
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abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
apoplectic trip library alpha
  06/30/25
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Excitant dark casino
  07/01/25
*bussy
Indigo unhinged hospital
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
House-broken very tactful juggernaut
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Appetizing address
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Ultramarine electric mad cow disease
  06/30/25
fuck
Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Appetizing address
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Umber deranged chapel hunting ground
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Slimy exciting candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
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domesticated volcanic crater pit
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Sinister Location
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
carnelian stage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Sickened Boyish Dog Poop Newt
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
carnelian stage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
carnelian stage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Orange Erotic Station Double Fault
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Blue razzle-dazzle main people
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Dashing space antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
tcr
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
just jump
exhilarant red fanboi
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
...
vigorous sound barrier
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Provocative faggotry church
  06/30/25
wow
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
jet razzmatazz temple
  06/30/25
JFC man
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Swashbuckling Corner
  06/30/25
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exhilarant red fanboi
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac stag film boiling water
  06/30/25
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ocher stage
  06/30/25
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Stubborn theater hairy legs
  06/30/25
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Blue razzle-dazzle main people
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Dashing space antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Sinister Location
  06/30/25
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White buck-toothed bawdyhouse karate
  07/01/25
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Excitant dark casino
  07/01/25
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onyx hall knife
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Lilac office
  07/01/25
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canary bearded haunted graveyard forum
  07/01/25
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Arousing tanning salon keepsake machete
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Spectacular range national security agency
  06/30/25
bro
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
...
Dashing space antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
...
Titillating skinny woman persian
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
ruddy stirring weed whacker
  06/30/25
jfc
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Maroon Crotch
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
ocher stage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Stubborn theater hairy legs
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
ruddy stirring weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Sickened Boyish Dog Poop Newt
  07/01/25
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Stubborn theater hairy legs
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
canary bearded haunted graveyard forum
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
crystalline patrolman fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Slimy exciting candlestick maker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
180 trump supporter trust fund
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim
  06/30/25
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180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/01/25
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irradiated jade azn native
  07/01/25
lol
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
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exhilarant red fanboi
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
soul-stirring snowy psychic nibblets
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Puce dead gas station therapy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Wonderful market
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bronze internet-worthy black woman
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Tantric laughsome macaca foreskin
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
irradiated jade azn native
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Opaque razzle business firm puppy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
abusive greedy stead
  07/01/25
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180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Excitant dark casino
  07/01/25
😟
Multi-colored whorehouse
  07/01/25
...
Cracking meetinghouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
irradiated jade azn native
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
thriller olive ticket booth
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
canary bearded haunted graveyard forum
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
House-broken very tactful juggernaut
  07/01/25
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180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
canary bearded haunted graveyard forum
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
canary bearded haunted graveyard forum
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Provocative faggotry church
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
House-broken very tactful juggernaut
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
at-the-ready boltzmann national
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Excitant dark casino
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
concupiscible state depressive
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/06/25
...
Provocative faggotry church
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
elite hissy fit corn cake
  07/06/25
...
Stubborn theater hairy legs
  07/06/25
lol
abusive greedy stead
  07/07/25
wow
180 trump supporter trust fund
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Umber deranged chapel hunting ground

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: flatulent area selfie

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Arousing tanning salon keepsake machete

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Tripping organic girlfriend shrine

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular range national security agency

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: House-broken very tactful juggernaut

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: drab cocky box office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corner

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Maroon Crotch

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: racy violent sneaky criminal famous landscape painting

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film boiling water

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: startling frisky jewess heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic trip library alpha

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Maroon Crotch

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slimy exciting candlestick maker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film boiling water

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: apoplectic trip library alpha

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Excitant dark casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Indigo unhinged hospital

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: House-broken very tactful juggernaut

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing address

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine electric mad cow disease

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Appetizing address

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Umber deranged chapel hunting ground

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Slimy exciting candlestick maker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: domesticated volcanic crater pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Sinister Location

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: carnelian stage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sickened Boyish Dog Poop Newt

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carnelian stage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: carnelian stage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Orange Erotic Station Double Fault

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Blue razzle-dazzle main people

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Dashing space antidepressant drug

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: exhilarant red fanboi

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Provocative faggotry church

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz temple

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corner

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant red fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: ocher stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Stubborn theater hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Blue razzle-dazzle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Dashing space antidepressant drug

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Sinister Location

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: White buck-toothed bawdyhouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Excitant dark casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: onyx hall knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Lilac office

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: canary bearded haunted graveyard forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Arousing tanning salon keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Spectacular range national security agency

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Dashing space antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating skinny woman persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ruddy stirring weed whacker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Maroon Crotch

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: ocher stage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stubborn theater hairy legs

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ruddy stirring weed whacker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Sickened Boyish Dog Poop Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stubborn theater hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: canary bearded haunted graveyard forum

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: crystalline patrolman fortuitous meteor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Slimy exciting candlestick maker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Goyim

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: irradiated jade azn native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: exhilarant red fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy psychic nibblets

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Puce dead gas station therapy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Wonderful market

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bronze internet-worthy black woman

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Tantric laughsome macaca foreskin

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: irradiated jade azn native

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Opaque razzle business firm puppy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Excitant dark casino

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: irradiated jade azn native

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: thriller olive ticket booth

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: canary bearded haunted graveyard forum

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: House-broken very tactful juggernaut

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: canary bearded haunted graveyard forum

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: canary bearded haunted graveyard forum

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Provocative faggotry church

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: House-broken very tactful juggernaut

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready boltzmann national

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Excitant dark casino

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: concupiscible state depressive

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Provocative faggotry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: elite hissy fit corn cake

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn theater hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: abusive greedy stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: 180 trump supporter trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)