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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
pearly brunch coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Adulterous Menage Filthpig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Buff Drunken Roast Beef
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
hairraiser frozen theater stage
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
high-end kitchen community account
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Rose stage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
odious school really tough guy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
frum plum psychic base
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
heady violet center
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
180 pit
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
bronze irradiated organic girlfriend garrison
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Well-lubricated stead athletic conference
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
heady violet center
  06/30/25
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turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
bronze irradiated organic girlfriend garrison
  06/30/25
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contagious love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
Deep saffron dingle berry
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
cerebral at-the-ready sex offender mad cow disease
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Rambunctious Disturbing Field
  06/30/25
fuck
Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
cerebral at-the-ready sex offender mad cow disease
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
pearly brunch coldplay fan
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Well-lubricated stead athletic conference
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
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spruce thirsty tanning salon
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
canary cruise ship
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
blue vibrant property
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
jet mind-boggling philosopher-king
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
blue vibrant property
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
blue vibrant property
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
anal sinister corn cake church building
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Aromatic crimson parlor keepsake machete
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Diverse pea-brained new version casino
  06/30/25
tcr
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
just jump
Boyish dead gaping
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
...
Pearl Elite Dilemma
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Marvelous Ebony Ratface
  06/30/25
wow
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vivacious white school cafeteria patrolman
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
odious school really tough guy
  06/30/25
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Boyish dead gaping
  06/30/25
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Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
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heady violet center
  06/30/25
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citrine crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Curious house
  06/30/25
...
Aromatic crimson parlor keepsake machete
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Diverse pea-brained new version casino
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
canary cruise ship
  06/30/25
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Brass Nibblets
  07/01/25
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contagious love of her life
  07/01/25
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nudist free-loading pervert lettuce
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Beady-eyed plaza
  07/01/25
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house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor
  07/01/25
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Buff Drunken Roast Beef
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
high-end kitchen community account
  06/30/25
bro
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
...
Diverse pea-brained new version casino
  06/30/25
lol
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Exciting self-centered black woman
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Narrow-minded Potus
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
citrine crackhouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Curious house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Narrow-minded Potus
  07/01/25
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jet mind-boggling philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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Curious house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
lavender library mental disorder
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Well-lubricated stead athletic conference
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
...
French Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
lol
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Boyish dead gaping
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
laughsome crystalline box office
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
zombie-like space regret
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
provocative aqua internal respiration
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
hyperventilating confused temple
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Exhilarant location faggotry
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
French Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Lemon point telephone
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
contagious love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
Galvanic church messiness
  07/01/25
...
Godawful comical trailer park dragon
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
French Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
amber vigorous orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  07/01/25
...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Marvelous Ebony Ratface
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Passionate university
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
contagious love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
mahogany fanboi spot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
...
Marvelous Ebony Ratface
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
titillating fat ankles hairy legs
  07/06/25
...
Curious house
  07/06/25
lol
turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund
  07/07/25
wow
Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: pearly brunch coldplay fan

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Menage Filthpig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Buff Drunken Roast Beef

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hairraiser frozen theater stage

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: high-end kitchen community account

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Rose stage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: odious school really tough guy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: frum plum psychic base

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady violet center

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bronze irradiated organic girlfriend garrison

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stead athletic conference

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady violet center

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bronze irradiated organic girlfriend garrison

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Deep saffron dingle berry

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready sex offender mad cow disease

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious Disturbing Field

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready sex offender mad cow disease

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: pearly brunch coldplay fan

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stead athletic conference

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: spruce thirsty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: canary cruise ship

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: blue vibrant property

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: jet mind-boggling philosopher-king

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: blue vibrant property

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: blue vibrant property

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: anal sinister corn cake church building

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Aromatic crimson parlor keepsake machete

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained new version casino

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish dead gaping

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Pearl Elite Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Ratface

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vivacious white school cafeteria patrolman

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: odious school really tough guy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish dead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: heady violet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Curious house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic crimson parlor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained new version casino

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: canary cruise ship

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Brass Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: nudist free-loading pervert lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed plaza

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Buff Drunken Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: high-end kitchen community account

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Diverse pea-brained new version casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Exciting self-centered black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Potus

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Costumed Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: citrine crackhouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Curious house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Potus

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: jet mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Curious house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: lavender library mental disorder

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stead athletic conference

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Degenerate

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: French Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Boyish dead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: laughsome crystalline box office

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: zombie-like space regret

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: provocative aqua internal respiration

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating confused temple

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant location faggotry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: French Old Irish Cottage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Lemon point telephone

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: contagious love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic church messiness

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Godawful comical trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: French Old Irish Cottage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: amber vigorous orchestra pit sneaky criminal

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: house-broken know-it-all son of senegal rigor

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Ratface

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Splenetic fiercely-loyal gaming laptop

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Passionate university

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: contagious love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mahogany fanboi spot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: titillating fat ankles hairy legs

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Curious house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: turquoise stimulating chapel trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Scourge Upon The Earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)