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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Elite office
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Drab nighttime school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Ty
Elite office
  07/14/25
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Trust If Aryan
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Cracking Hall
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Elite office
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Cracking Hall
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Elite office
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Cracking Hall
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
grizzly big travel guidebook shrine
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Elite office
  07/14/25
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orange ticket booth
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Provocative Internet-worthy Elastic Band Ape
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Elite office
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/14/25
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Elite office
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aggressive range
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Apoplectic federal keepsake machete
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medicated brunch tank
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judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
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razzmatazz university
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Elite office
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Elite office
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Amethyst gas station
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Amethyst gas station
  07/14/25
...
passionate burgundy legend newt
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
aggressive range
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Hideous stage community account
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
useless chapel coffee pot
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
useless chapel coffee pot
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Nudist place of business
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Cracking Hall
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Elite office
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Cracking Hall
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
pale step-uncle's house
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Chocolate embarrassed to the bone mental disorder
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
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cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/15/25
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poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Where is the link
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
overrated goal in life
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
adventurous kitchen
  07/15/25
Here he comes
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
Curious new version
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
overrated goal in life
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...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
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aggressive range
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
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peach gaping twinkling uncleanness
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
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...
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
overrated goal in life
  07/15/25
...
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Elite office
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
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Appetizing set rigpig
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naked crimson coldplay fan mood
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baldmo judge tp
aggressive range
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maize laughsome hospital
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vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
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razzmatazz university
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passionate burgundy legend newt
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maize laughsome hospital
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needs legal advice
excitant confused friendly grandma lay
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
lake foreskin business firm
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Sienna State Jew
  07/15/25
Imagine?
aggressive range
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
aggressive range
  07/15/25
"I can turn him straight"
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
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cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
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lake foreskin business firm
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aggressive range
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maize laughsome hospital
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twisted sooty menage
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kink-friendly location
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razzmatazz university
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contagious obsidian church building
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Elite office
  07/15/25
...
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
aggressive range
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
naked crimson coldplay fan mood
  07/15/25
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overrated goal in life
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Elite office
  07/15/25
...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
adventurous kitchen
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
aggressive range
  07/15/25
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judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
Appetizing set rigpig
  07/15/25
forwent work
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Wonderful immigrant
  07/15/25
*gayer
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Wonderful immigrant
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
maize laughsome hospital
  07/15/25
...
twisted sooty menage
  07/15/25
kike
Provocative Internet-worthy Elastic Band Ape
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Elite office
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razzmatazz university
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Ivory swashbuckling mexican resort
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peach gaping twinkling uncleanness
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Hideous stage community account
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manic pixie dream litigator
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Avocado Masturbator Piazza
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
tls fox
maize laughsome hospital
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
maize laughsome hospital
  07/15/25
...
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
big-titted nowag
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Exciting giraffe
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
👋
Elite office
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
...
Elite office
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Elite office
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Elite office
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Elite office
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
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maize laughsome hospital
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fishy milk faggotry
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
medicated brunch tank
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Pink orchestra pit therapy
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Fragrant yarmulke
  07/15/25
stfu fag
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Fragrant yarmulke
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
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cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
excitant confused friendly grandma lay
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
excitant confused friendly grandma lay
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
excitant confused friendly grandma lay
  07/15/25
He’s really good
twisted sooty menage
  07/15/25
im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
chest-beating light sandwich
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
lake foreskin business firm
  07/15/25
as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
kink-friendly location
  07/15/25
jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
Emerald gunner personal credit line
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
kink-friendly location
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...
misunderstood stag film
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
pale step-uncle's house
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Dull Massive Dragon Box Office
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Dull Massive Dragon Box Office
  07/15/25
ty pumo
Elite office
  07/16/25
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Trust If Aryan
  07/16/25
this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/16/25
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columbo luis
  07/16/25
If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
contagious obsidian church building
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Appetizing set rigpig
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
dirigible behemothaur
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Summa
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
columbo luis
  07/16/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Elite office

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Drab nighttime school cafeteria

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Elite office

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Cracking Hall

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Elite office

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101429)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cracking Hall

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Elite office

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Cracking Hall

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: grizzly big travel guidebook shrine

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Elite office

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101452)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Provocative Internet-worthy Elastic Band Ape

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Elite office

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz university



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Elite office

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Elite office

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Amethyst gas station

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Amethyst gas station

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: aggressive range

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Hideous stage community account

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: useless chapel coffee pot

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: useless chapel coffee pot

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Nudist place of business

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Cracking Hall

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Elite office

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking Hall

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: pale step-uncle's house

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Chocolate embarrassed to the bone mental disorder

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: overrated goal in life

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: adventurous kitchen

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Curious new version

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: poppy buck-toothed area water buffalo

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: overrated goal in life

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: peach gaping twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: overrated goal in life

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Elite office

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: naked crimson coldplay fan mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive range

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: passionate burgundy legend newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: excitant confused friendly grandma lay

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Sienna State Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aggressive range

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: aggressive range

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: aggressive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: twisted sooty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: contagious obsidian church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Elite office

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: aggressive range

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: naked crimson coldplay fan mood

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: overrated goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Elite office

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: adventurous kitchen

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aggressive range

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Wonderful immigrant

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Wonderful immigrant

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: twisted sooty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Provocative Internet-worthy Elastic Band Ape

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Elite office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Ivory swashbuckling mexican resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: peach gaping twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Hideous stage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Avocado Masturbator Piazza

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: big-titted nowag

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Exciting giraffe

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Elite office

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Elite office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Elite office

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Elite office

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Elite office

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded meetinghouse crotch

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant multi-billionaire

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: maize laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: fishy milk faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: medicated brunch tank

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pink orchestra pit therapy

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Fragrant yarmulke

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Fragrant yarmulke

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral mad-dog skullcap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: excitant confused friendly grandma lay

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: excitant confused friendly grandma lay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: excitant confused friendly grandma lay

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: twisted sooty menage

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: chest-beating light sandwich

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lake foreskin business firm

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly location

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Emerald gunner personal credit line

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly location

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: misunderstood stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pale step-uncle's house

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: judgmental electric tattoo windowlicker

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Dull Massive Dragon Box Office

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Dull Massive Dragon Box Office

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Elite office

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: :;:;;;:;;:;;;:;;:;;:;

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: contagious obsidian church building

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing set rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Summa

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)