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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Cerebral doctorate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
razzmatazz honey-headed church building hairy legs
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Marvelous iridescent home toilet seat
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
peach misunderstood patrolman field
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
motley alpha house
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Godawful Mustard Native
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
brilliant theater stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Twisted kitty
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Spectacular violet station roast beef
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
fluffy property genital piercing
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
bearded therapy stage
  06/30/25
cr
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
boyish feces
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Spectacular violet station roast beef
  06/30/25
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Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
bearded therapy stage
  06/30/25
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vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park
  07/01/25
*bussy
histrionic school
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
violent balding indian lodge laser beams
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
plum painfully honest bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
fuck
swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
violent balding indian lodge laser beams
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Cerebral doctorate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
boyish feces
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
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cobalt provocative goal in life locus
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Curious wild locale
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
green cracking legal warrant
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bisexual aromatic double fault
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
green cracking legal warrant
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
green cracking legal warrant
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Citrine floppy jap
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Titillating aqua queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
sick crotch
  06/30/25
tcr
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
just jump
Lascivious mewling pistol
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
...
appetizing aggressive market giraffe
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Pink thirsty chapel headpube
  06/30/25
wow
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
carmine insecure church partner
  06/30/25
JFC man
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
brilliant theater stage
  06/30/25
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Lascivious mewling pistol
  06/30/25
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swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
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Spectacular violet station roast beef
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Talented nursing home gaping
  06/30/25
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Titillating aqua queen of the night
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
sick crotch
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Curious wild locale
  06/30/25
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Hideous juggernaut
  07/01/25
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vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Maniacal massive stead
  07/01/25
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Marvelous iridescent home toilet seat
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
motley alpha house
  06/30/25
bro
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
...
sick crotch
  06/30/25
lol
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
slippery set place of business
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
aphrodisiac pungent gay wizard gunner
  06/30/25
jfc
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
insanely creepy volcanic crater school cafeteria
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Talented nursing home gaping
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
aphrodisiac pungent gay wizard gunner
  07/01/25
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Bisexual aromatic double fault
  07/01/25
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Talented nursing home gaping
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Maniacal massive stead
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Vigorous scarlet wagecucks meetinghouse
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
boyish feces
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
swollen whorehouse
  06/30/25
...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/01/25
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bateful state
  07/01/25
lol
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
Lascivious mewling pistol
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
disgusting thriller really tough guy friendly grandma
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
white sexy psychic
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Razzle-dazzle Umber Dog Poop
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Laughsome piazza
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bateful state
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Stirring fantasy-prone dilemma
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park
  07/01/25
😟
Pale alcoholic affirmative action fanboi
  07/01/25
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Lavender cowardly digit ratio box office
  07/01/25
holy shit
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bateful state
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
orange naked stock car plaza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Maniacal massive stead
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo
  07/01/25
...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Maniacal massive stead
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Maniacal massive stead
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Pink thirsty chapel headpube
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
odious cuckold menage
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Costumed shitlib
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/06/25
...
Pink thirsty chapel headpube
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Saffron dashing theater
  07/06/25
...
Talented nursing home gaping
  07/06/25
lol
Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe
  07/07/25
wow
Slate old irish cottage corner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral doctorate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz honey-headed church building hairy legs

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent home toilet seat

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: peach misunderstood patrolman field

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: motley alpha house

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Godawful Mustard Native

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Twisted kitty

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Spectacular violet station roast beef

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fluffy property genital piercing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bearded therapy stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: boyish feces

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Spectacular violet station roast beef

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bearded therapy stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic school

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: violent balding indian lodge laser beams

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: plum painfully honest bawdyhouse

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: violent balding indian lodge laser beams

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cerebral doctorate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: boyish feces

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cobalt provocative goal in life locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Curious wild locale

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: green cracking legal warrant

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bisexual aromatic double fault

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: green cracking legal warrant

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: green cracking legal warrant

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Citrine floppy jap

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating aqua queen of the night

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: sick crotch

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious mewling pistol

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: appetizing aggressive market giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Pink thirsty chapel headpube

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: carmine insecure church partner

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious mewling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular violet station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy volcanic crater school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Talented nursing home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Titillating aqua queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: sick crotch

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Curious wild locale

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Hideous juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: exciting sadistic selfie mood

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Maniacal massive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent home toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: motley alpha house

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: sick crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: slippery set place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pungent gay wizard gunner

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: self-centered racy masturbator skinny woman

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy volcanic crater school cafeteria

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Talented nursing home gaping

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pungent gay wizard gunner

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bisexual aromatic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Talented nursing home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Maniacal massive stead

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vigorous scarlet wagecucks meetinghouse

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: boyish feces

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bateful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious mewling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: disgusting thriller really tough guy friendly grandma

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: white sexy psychic

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: glittery olive abode tattoo

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Dog Poop

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Laughsome piazza

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful state

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stirring fantasy-prone dilemma

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pale alcoholic affirmative action fanboi

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lavender cowardly digit ratio box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful state

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: orange naked stock car plaza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Maniacal massive stead

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Maniacal massive stead

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Maniacal massive stead

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Pink thirsty chapel headpube

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Purple Adventurous Institution Ceo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: odious cuckold menage

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: vibrant ungodly jewess trailer park

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Costumed shitlib

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Pink thirsty chapel headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Saffron dashing theater

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Talented nursing home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious sticky filthpig sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Slate old irish cottage corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)