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List of reasons why Gen X sucks
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:43 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal 1. Low incomes 2. Shorter lifespans than boomers 3. They pretend to go kayaking on weekend's 4. Sycophants 5. Social liberal/fiscal conservative zeitgeist 6. They barely even exist. No one had sex the years they were born because they knew the kid would come out sucky. 7. Worst phenotypes ever. All flannel-wearing twinks in the 90s with horrible haircuts. 8. Just as greedy as boomers except with nothing to show for it. 9. The generation that INVENTED the concept of having its late-30s women write controversial internet articles about how there are no good men. Half of these articles are copywritten by jews at advertising agencies and "edited" by a panel of late-30s women 10. They were stricken with AIDS by God because they suck 11. That "Gen X Loser" accent that their neckbeards have. No Boomer has this accent. SOME Gen Ys have it but only the older ones. e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvQEd-VvIfk 12. They did not appreciate FF7 enough. They had no control over the zeitgeist. You were still a faget in 1997 if you liked video games, even if you were a kid. Nowadays hot girls can play skyrim for 100 hours and no one gives a fuck. Gen Xers have puritanical shame in taking leisure in anything, instilled in them by their Boomer betters and never questioned by them 13. Smallest dicks 14. If you see a 1970s birth date you're just like, "oh god..." Come on, everyone does it! Kevin Smith was born August 1970, he was the first Gen X proper ever born. Because of his birthday and low IQ, he was probably held back a year and made to attend kindergarten again haha
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:45 PM Author: Excitant Flirting Deer Antler Ljl i just saw 2 cars parked at a bar that each had 2 kayaks on top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529438) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: Racy orchid yarmulke hominid the tragedy is that they ended up cucking so hard for the boomers after an initial pledge of rebellion.
but all the talk about "slacker culture" and overturning boomer norms in the early-90's was simply abandoned. gen-x became a generation of sycophants, begging the boomers to love them, and working double-overtime toward that end.
that's probably why a lot of gen-x'ers toward the top of the pile (like paul ryan) seem so soulless and empty - i'm sure he even DID listen to RATM back in the 90's, but what did it matter?
*blasts 'Bombtrack'* *song finishes* "Okay, time to cuck for my Boomer overlords!"
as faggy as millennials are, at least they are a bit more disrespectful and disdainful toward boomers. |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal Paul Ryan is like a joke to me. I can't take that bro seriously. Just look at his birthday, my god January 29, 1970 (age 47), Janesville, WI |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:52 PM Author: diverse french plaza blood rage He's also been a Congressman since fucking 1998. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529490) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal Yeah that's what happens with Gen X bros in the workplace. Except picture it like a Congressman makes $70k and a Senator Boomer makes $500k, and the Boomer became a Senator in 1980 when he was 33. A Congressman isn't really all that TTT, especially when he's gunning for speaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529506) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: hairraiser useless brakes preventive strike Sup? Agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529479) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal keep adding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529484) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: hairraiser useless brakes preventive strike graduated college in the pre-clinton tech boom Era and was broke / hit middle age during the Bush Jr ITE. Losers through and through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529514) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:00 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal please number this response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529546) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:52 PM Author: Impressive casino love of her life at least their music is good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529489) |
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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac khaki sneaky criminal haha they practically invented shitty music. Go listen to The Verve, or The Verve Pipe, you idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643971&forum_id=2#33529508) |