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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Bat shit crazy indigo public bath
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Khaki contagious senate
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pearly turdskin box office
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
floppy ratface
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
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  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
floppy ratface
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Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
coiffed antidepressant drug giraffe
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
floppy ratface
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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  06/27/25
It's both
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odious cream messiness old irish cottage
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Wonderful sanctuary
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
gay aggressive foreskin
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Khaki contagious senate
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
hairless boltzmann
  06/27/25
lmfao
coiffed antidepressant drug giraffe
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
aquamarine cheese-eating black woman voyeur
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
odious cream messiness old irish cottage
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
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  06/27/25
lmao
Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
floppy ratface
  06/27/25
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sepia pozpig university
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
territorial disgusting philosopher-king alpha
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
territorial disgusting philosopher-king alpha
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
odious cream messiness old irish cottage
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
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  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
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  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Glittery selfie
  06/27/25
TiTscR
stimulating violent idiot
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Bat shit crazy indigo public bath
  06/27/25
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Bat shit crazy indigo public bath
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Wonderful sanctuary
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
razzmatazz pink principal's office
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Bossy Menage Affirmative Action
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Fragrant underhanded place of business
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
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  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
razzmatazz pink principal's office
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
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  06/28/25
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It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Mind-boggling swollen locale personal credit line
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
razzmatazz pink principal's office
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy indigo public bath



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Khaki contagious senate

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: pearly turdskin box office



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: floppy ratface

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy indigo public bath

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: floppy ratface

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: ultramarine resort elastic band



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: odious cream messiness old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: amber address prole



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: coiffed antidepressant drug giraffe

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: floppy ratface

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: bateful vermilion half-breed



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Deranged Flatulent Legal Warrant Factory Reset Button

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: odious cream messiness old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: gay aggressive foreskin

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Khaki contagious senate

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: hairless boltzmann

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: coiffed antidepressant drug giraffe

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: aquamarine cheese-eating black woman voyeur

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: odious cream messiness old irish cottage

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: aquamarine cheese-eating black woman voyeur

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: floppy ratface

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: sepia pozpig university



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: territorial disgusting philosopher-king alpha

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: territorial disgusting philosopher-king alpha

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hateful toaster stead

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: odious cream messiness old irish cottage

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: aquamarine cheese-eating black woman voyeur

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: odious cream messiness old irish cottage

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Glittery selfie

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: stimulating violent idiot

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy indigo public bath

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy indigo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Wonderful sanctuary

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz pink principal's office

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bossy Menage Affirmative Action

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded place of business

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling swollen locale personal credit line

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz pink principal's office

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: passionate gas station boistinker

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: gay aggressive foreskin

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Arousing Space Twinkling Uncleanness

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling swollen locale personal credit line

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz pink principal's office

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)