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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Slap-happy Passionate Temple Philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
cracking factory reset button french chef
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Talented violet codepig space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
lavender institution
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
gaped range
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
cocky pervert
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chocolate kitty cat coldplay fan
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Startling Beady-eyed Casino
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Nighttime cuckoldry private investor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Frisky lime school bbw
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
zippy athletic conference center
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
spectacular associate
  06/30/25
cr
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Startling Beady-eyed Casino
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Metal snowy sound barrier locale
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Frisky lime school bbw
  06/30/25
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tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
spectacular associate
  06/30/25
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indecent new version
  07/01/25
*bussy
primrose public bath
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Cyan erotic boltzmann ladyboy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Hideous Mildly Autistic Juggernaut Field
  06/30/25
fuck
Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Cyan erotic boltzmann ladyboy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Slap-happy Passionate Temple Philosopher-king
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Metal snowy sound barrier locale
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine Locus Gaming Laptop
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Carnelian heady dilemma mother
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Crystalline gunner dingle berry
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
pink odious digit ratio
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Crystalline gunner dingle berry
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Crystalline gunner dingle berry
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bossy kitchen multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vermilion depressive
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Multi-colored Saffron Market
  06/30/25
tcr
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
just jump
curious carmine therapy goyim
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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azure mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hairless Nursing Home
  06/30/25
wow
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Fluffy ruddy black woman
  06/30/25
JFC man
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chocolate kitty cat coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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curious carmine therapy goyim
  06/30/25
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Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
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Shivering state
  06/30/25
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Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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Vermilion depressive
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Multi-colored Saffron Market
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Carnelian heady dilemma mother
  06/30/25
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Charismatic Disgusting Box Office
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Talented violet codepig space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
gaped range
  06/30/25
bro
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Multi-colored Saffron Market
  06/30/25
lol
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Bonkers Lodge
  06/30/25
jfc
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Startling Beady-eyed Casino
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Shivering state
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Bonkers Lodge
  07/01/25
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pink odious digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
razzle-dazzle point regret
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Metal snowy sound barrier locale
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
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cruel-hearted purple roommate
  07/01/25
lol
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
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curious carmine therapy goyim
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Boyish Insane Incel
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Dark maniacal potus brethren
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
honey-headed tanning salon
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Cerise cheese-eating striped hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Unhinged preventive strike
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cruel-hearted purple roommate
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Adventurous buck-toothed turdskin heaven
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
tan dog poop hospital
  07/01/25
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spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
indecent new version
  07/01/25
😟
orchid deep knife
  07/01/25
...
galvanic house
  07/01/25
holy shit
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cruel-hearted purple roommate
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
180 black piazza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth
  07/01/25
...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hairless Nursing Home
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Burgundy mind-boggling candlestick maker milk
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
indecent new version
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
puce provocative messiness stag film
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
...
Hairless Nursing Home
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fragrant coral site
  07/06/25
...
Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
lol
tan dog poop hospital
  07/07/25
wow
spruce godawful step-uncle's house
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy Passionate Temple Philosopher-king

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cracking factory reset button french chef

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Talented violet codepig space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lavender institution

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: gaped range

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cocky pervert

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chocolate kitty cat coldplay fan

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Startling Beady-eyed Casino

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Nighttime cuckoldry private investor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Frisky lime school bbw

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: zippy athletic conference center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular associate

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Startling Beady-eyed Casino

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Metal snowy sound barrier locale

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Frisky lime school bbw

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular associate

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: indecent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: primrose public bath

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cyan erotic boltzmann ladyboy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Hideous Mildly Autistic Juggernaut Field

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cyan erotic boltzmann ladyboy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy Passionate Temple Philosopher-king

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Metal snowy sound barrier locale

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine Locus Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Carnelian heady dilemma mother

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Crystalline gunner dingle berry

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pink odious digit ratio

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline gunner dingle berry

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Crystalline gunner dingle berry

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bossy kitchen multi-billionaire

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vermilion depressive

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored Saffron Market

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: curious carmine therapy goyim

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: azure mad cow disease antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hairless Nursing Home

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Fluffy ruddy black woman

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chocolate kitty cat coldplay fan

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: curious carmine therapy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Frisky lime school bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Shivering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vermilion depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Saffron Market

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Carnelian heady dilemma mother

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Charismatic Disgusting Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: indecent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: frum clear office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: French Abode Deer Antler

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Talented violet codepig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: gaped range

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Saffron Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: blue racy den genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Bonkers Lodge

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Startling Beady-eyed Casino

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Shivering state

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Bonkers Lodge

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: pink odious digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle point regret

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Metal snowy sound barrier locale

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Floppy crawly whorehouse volcanic crater

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted purple roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: curious carmine therapy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Boyish Insane Incel

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Dark maniacal potus brethren

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Cerise cheese-eating striped hyena

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Unhinged preventive strike

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted purple roommate

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Adventurous buck-toothed turdskin heaven

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: indecent new version

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: orchid deep knife

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: galvanic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted purple roommate

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: 180 black piazza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sepia Free-loading Windowlicker Sanctuary

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hairless Nursing Home

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fishy thirsty police squad ticket booth

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Burgundy mind-boggling candlestick maker milk

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: indecent new version

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: puce provocative messiness stag film

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hairless Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fragrant coral site

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Seedy greedy university mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: tan dog poop hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: spruce godawful step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)