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NeumanMorgenste has some great poasts, but often comes off as real tryhard

just play it cool bro
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort an...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
...
Tan 180 potus sound barrier
  07/24/15
you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the plat...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't ...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
The greats are sensitive.
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign ...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. als...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simp...
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
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bearded pervert
  07/24/15
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bearded pervert
  07/24/15
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Turquoise laughsome market
  07/24/15
180
emerald hissy fit
  07/24/15
*flips over table* YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/24/15
take 'er easy
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
*Restrained by nearby pumos* "I'm ok...I'm fine...al...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/24/15
...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
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scarlet razzmatazz range
  07/24/15
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Slippery idiotic church fanboi
  07/24/15
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jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
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arousing salmon menage fat ankles
  07/25/15
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arousing salmon menage fat ankles
  07/25/15
Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mental...
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he ...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/24/15
I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day....
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot o...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Brother, perhaps you should just walk away. Sent from my ...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mc...
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
you need to grow a fucking beard man
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not i...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick ...
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
...
Thriller Windowlicker
  07/25/15
This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content ...
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/24/15
hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. ...
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a ...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
you impressed me in the law firm draft thread
Bistre affirmative action chad
  07/24/15
...
Thriller Windowlicker
  07/25/15
*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the r...
anal selfie jew
  07/24/15
ljl 180 Sent from my Iridium
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
180
anal selfie jew
  07/25/15
*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund* OH MY GOD! DID YOU S...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/25/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
THIS
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
*enters from the other side of the ring* *rushes in and d...
free-loading philosopher-king
  07/25/15
NM is a genius. He uses the board as a creative outlet, a...
Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part
  07/24/15
I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive ...
startling locale scourge upon the earth
  07/24/15
...
Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part
  07/24/15
i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rath...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
It's my thread now. Sent from my Iridium
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
You certainly have put on a performance
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Correct. So thanks for the opportunity. Sent from my Iri...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/25/15
Grow a beard.
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window* COME OUT...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/25/15
his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me que...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer. Sent from my Irid...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
thought you had moved on, my man
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man,"...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvem...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism be...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread afte...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the g...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
nah, i'm str8 w/ it
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/24/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=3...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking so...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonym...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/25/15
This is scholarship.
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
ITT Proof NM is TBF
Lascivious Hell
  07/24/15
I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've ...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts
bateful candlestick maker
  07/24/15
You want to fight? Let's fucking do this. Sent from my I...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit...
Floppy spot twinkling uncleanness
  07/24/15
I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread. Sent ...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my tim...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing ...
Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part
  07/24/15
...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
Some poasters a really beyond salvation.
Floppy spot twinkling uncleanness
  07/25/15
...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/25/15
this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't roll...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/25/15
To be fair, Wtf bro I'm offended.
marvelous indirect expression brethren
  07/24/15
...
bearded pervert
  07/24/15
To be fair, To clarify: On NM's behalf.
marvelous indirect expression brethren
  07/24/15
...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/25/15
at least hes not pumo
embarrassed to the bone awkward gas station
  07/24/15
Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this s...
Maniacal set
  07/24/15
...
Fluffy razzle-dazzle mediation
  07/24/15
You certain that he's one of us? I mean. . .I'm not sayin...
Turquoise laughsome market
  07/25/15
*Stops dead in tracks* *Has epiphany* *Falls to knees, tea...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
that's capital "He" to you faggot
Grizzly talented generalized bond electric furnace
  07/25/15
...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)
Wild Theater
  07/25/15
hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy po...
shivering private investor school
  07/25/15
presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally posses...
Appetizing famous landscape painting
  07/25/15
to be more specific, his language alternates between that of...
shivering private investor school
  07/25/15
Joyce had a schtick too
aqua soggy whorehouse turdskin
  07/25/15
NM: in yellow jersey OP: old man in blue http://www.gfycat...
Thriller Windowlicker
  07/25/15
Devastating.
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
first 100 poast thread
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/25/15
(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our falle...
Translucent Internal Respiration
  07/25/15
nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.
henna erotic kitchen persian
  07/25/15
in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op: NM has ...
spruce gay wizard legend
  07/25/15
he's a fag
bateful candlestick maker
  07/25/15
...
cocky giraffe point
  07/25/15
this is an important thread.
lake regret
  07/25/15
Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets evis...
ruby water buffalo senate
  07/25/15
Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overr...
Chest-beating impressive stage weed whacker
  07/25/15
i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM mad...
lake regret
  07/25/15
...
jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship
  07/25/15
LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours...
ruby water buffalo senate
  07/26/15
...
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  11/02/25
it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good he's a...
Rollin' 40s Piru Republickan
  11/02/25
this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/02/25


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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

just play it cool bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407250)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort and its brothers and I love the art--what we do here together. I don't care so much what I come across as.

Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407264)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Tan 180 potus sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407270)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407281)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: bearded pervert

I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the platform and for the community and because it provides a pretty fucking beautiful medium to do some interesting, joyful, fun writing and thinking and commentary and reporting of what we witness and to prepare them for the Event.

And then from time to time someone comes along and says "try hard" or some other vacuous shit. And 99% of the time you do ignore it if you even see it and move on and frankly feel sympathy because you think to yourself "what puts someone in a state of mind to talk shit like this to another brother?" But once in a while on a dark Friday evening with a Benromch 30 and a bit of vim and vigor you step in and engage in the whirlwind. So here we are.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407314)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op would phase you. belies the content of your poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407341)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts like your OP ruin the purity of what we do. And moreover you decided to put my name in your title -- don't feign ignorance or surprise that I've deigned to respond to you.

I don't want to come here and have this sort of navel-gazing critique. I just want to be able to interact with the greatbort and its great brothers and create and warn--plug-in and let do. This sort of attention-seeking, ankle-biting poast detracts from that.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407356)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/ quite a bit of gusto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407362)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: bearded pervert

You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't be defensive. Accept my points and let's move on. Have a nice evening.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407367)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the life of the mind, would only respond to this to engage it on a critical, objective level--not run in here freaking out like a wet cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407383)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

The greats are sensitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407396)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign me an affect that is incorrect. I'm not "angry" or "mad" or acting like a "wet cat" or whatever. Believe me, I've been called much worse than your OP. I just found it off-putting. It kills the vibe. It's also indecorous. I never understand the impulse to put another brother's name in an OP to talk shit. You find what I write from the inside of my soul "try hard?" Move on. You enjoy what I do? The highest compliment you could pay me is to participate with me. And that's it; let's not turn this into a subthread wasteland.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407397)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. also, your affect (like your poasting style), like all other poasters', belongs to community interpretation, and as such is not the exclusive domain of your pronoucments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407427)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with me in anything I'm writing and participate and create some content with me. Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407431)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407447)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simple dude.

It's about the poast. Not the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407401)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: bearded pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407406)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: bearded pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407408)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407291)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: emerald hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407299)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

*flips over table*

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407254)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

take 'er easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407262)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

*Restrained by nearby pumos*

"I'm ok...I'm fine...alright..."

*Straightens his shirt and tie*

"You watch your fuckin' mouth, got it!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407268)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: bearded pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407331)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: scarlet razzmatazz range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407490)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Slippery idiotic church fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: arousing salmon menage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408856)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: arousing salmon menage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408855)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mentally ill shut-in complaining about whether the girl on his date seemed too high maintenance for wanting a different fork.

NM, ARE Reptile and Evan39 are basically the only people here running schtick worth engaging in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407286)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he puts into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407295)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day. Real command of his schtick and a quality viewpoint. Top tier poster for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407310)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot of shit at the wall that doesn't stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407300)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Brother, perhaps you should just walk away.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407318)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mcbeef, Johnsmeyer, petro, MDP, bboom, attidood, and on and on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407320)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that have a more rigid, ceremonial type schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407358)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

you need to grow a fucking beard man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407380)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not intended to entirely degrade his value as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407393)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick like TBF, a great in his own right, rather than the likes of, say, attidood, apparently not rigid, makes me question your understanding of Neumann, TBF, and the very notion of a shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407410)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407328)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Thriller Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408244)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content poasters, and I'm surprised to see it from you, because you're good.

You're goddamn right the greats put their back into it. (I can't; my back.) That's how the greats got great. Every fucking great poaster tries hard, and with the possible exception of MDP or Watchmen, they more or less all appear to be trying hard, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407306)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407315)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407325)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. I think you probably had a long week and you just weren't thinking straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407342)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408467)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a relative unknown on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407561)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Bistre affirmative action chad

you impressed me in the law firm draft thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407686)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Thriller Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408252)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: anal selfie jew

*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the ring*

*diamond cuts OP*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!

*self-high fives, high fives Neumann, escapes into crowd as security hits the ring*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407374)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: bearded pervert

ljl

180

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407384)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: anal selfie jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407831)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund*

OH MY GOD!

DID YOU SEE THAT!?!

THIS IS INSANE!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT STARCARDE!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408002)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408470)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408468)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 4:10 AM
Author: free-loading philosopher-king

*enters from the other side of the ring*

*rushes in and delivers a DEVASTATING, rib - cracking stunner*

*OP is cut in twain. The crowd goes wild. Trashy, meth addicted ringside girls embrace DDP & Stone Cold.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408613)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part

NM is a genius.

He uses the board as a creative outlet, and I love having access to his canvas.

My father always said, "Write for yourself." And that's what NM does. I appreciate it greatly.

Those who feel the need to criticize NM come across as insecure, and reminiscent of those with middling standardized test scores who feel compelled to constantly reiterate they never studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407403)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth

I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive of participating in the board for any other reason than self-aggrandizement. He doesn't see the poast as a good unto itself, but as a vehicle for social approbation.

I admit to craving a certain recognition among my peers, but I recognize it as a petty outgrowth of a personal insecurity. I certainly see no reason to apply these shortcomings to an artist such as NM. Clearly OP is of a different mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407438)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407510)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it hard for me to imagine a poster poasting for the sake of expression. it's pretty clear that if such a poaster does exist though, it isn't NM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407623)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: bearded pervert

You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rather than agreeing to disagree and moving off. And you're extraordinarily wrong. I poast because I love it here--love the medium, platform, community, its brothers. Full stop.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407628)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407638)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bearded pervert

It's my thread now.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407640)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

You certainly have put on a performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407644)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Correct. So thanks for the opportunity.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407651)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:17 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408535)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

Grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408474)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window*

COME OUT HERE AND FACE FAGGOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408007)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me question whether he truly 'writes for himself'--something i assumed prior to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407449)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407461)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

thought you had moved on, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407472)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: bearded pervert

No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man," with bated breath.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407479)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvement or interest in petty personal rivalry. you have a few poasts upthread to that effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407495)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: bearded pervert

No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism behind what I've been sent to do through your critique. You've found me out. God damn you brother.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407501)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407509)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: bearded pervert

Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407513)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

nah, i'm str8 w/ it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407522)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: bearded pervert

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=38&forum_id=2

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407525)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking someone and then smugly accusing them of "acting defensive" when they tell you to fuck off. Simply put, you are the Matthew Dellavedova to Neumann's Steph Curry - no more than a gnat buzzing around the head of a legend, a temporary nuisance, a faceless stone paving a Great Man's path to the stars and beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408495)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonymous, racist chatbort. then nm's is the very first reply, not telling me to fuck off (which is chill), but telling me he's aloof to criticism. if you can't see the irony of that statement, i don't know what to tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408515)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

This is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408477)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Hell

ITT Proof NM is TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407422)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: bearded pervert

I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've had a couple neat Benromach 30s and would like to go Home so maybe I'm acting with less restraint than I should. But I'm superbly glad that we've spent the evening discussing me; it's exactly what I don't want from this place.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407440)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: bateful candlestick maker

why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407475)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: bearded pervert

You want to fight? Let's fucking do this.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407488)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Floppy spot twinkling uncleanness

Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit. He ain't worth you being off your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407529)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: bearded pervert

I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407532)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: bearded pervert

In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my time here is that most brothers will joyfully participate in what we do together, but there are always these side-chain voices. It makes me sympathetic; I think it also speaks to the human condition. But there's so much that still needs to be done here without this sort of distraction.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407547)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part

The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing someone else's style.

The hardest poast of all is original content.

I highly respect original creative content, as does at least 90% of the bort.

Sail on, mighty soldier. Don't let the desperate slings of a few others impede your divine mission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407639)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bearded pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407643)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:09 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408502)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408520)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: Floppy spot twinkling uncleanness

Some poasters a really beyond salvation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408707)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408008)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't rolled through with your feathers ruffled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408537)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression brethren

To be fair,

Wtf bro I'm offended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407558)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: bearded pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407563)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: marvelous indirect expression brethren

To be fair,

To clarify: On NM's behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407564)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408011)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone awkward gas station

at least hes not pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407680)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Maniacal set

Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this same criticism. Original content = effort, and no one has a 1.000 batting average. NM is a ridiculously talented poaster, the fact that he misses the mark on occasion only proves he is human (which would be up for debate if we only sampled his top 100 poasts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407788)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Fluffy razzle-dazzle mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: Turquoise laughsome market

You certain that he's one of us?

I mean. . .I'm not saying that he's a traveler from the future, here to provide us the literary tools we need to defend the invasion of 2035, but. . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408013)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

*Stops dead in tracks*

*Has epiphany*

*Falls to knees, tears in eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408529)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: Grizzly talented generalized bond electric furnace

that's capital "He" to you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408233)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408531)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Wild Theater

(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408970)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: shivering private investor school

hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy poasting and a 'man who knows things he shouldn't' poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408203)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: Appetizing famous landscape painting

presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally possess some forbidden knowledge, not sure what his love of male anal homosex has to do with that though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408216)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: shivering private investor school

to be more specific, his language alternates between that of a closeted homosexual and that of an unhinged lunatic

gay poasting: 'brothers, we poast, lest this bort is torn asunder.'

unhinged lunatic: 'im talking about ACTIVE security systems, ranging from comical ACME cages to tripwire shotgun setups'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408266)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: aqua soggy whorehouse turdskin

Joyce had a schtick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408269)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: Thriller Windowlicker

NM: in yellow jersey

OP: old man in blue

http://www.gfycat.com/ThickMassiveIcelandgull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408285)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408533)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

first 100 poast thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408519)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Translucent Internal Respiration

(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our fallen art still expelling ribbons of smoke)

"…and yet, at what price…"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:44 AM
Author: henna erotic kitchen persian

nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408572)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard legend

in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op:

NM has some (lots of) great poasts, but is a hyper-sensitive, image-obsessed dude

i await his response, in which he nobly decries the amount of board attention being expended on him, while actively begetting it. hopefully he won't respond too swiftly, lest he forget to append his post with his trademark tagline, which clearly evinces a singleminded dedication to his art and a concomitant disregard for his perception by others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408578)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: bateful candlestick maker

he's a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: cocky giraffe point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: lake regret

this is an important thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409391)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: ruby water buffalo senate

Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets eviscerated and shouldn't ever show his face again.

I used to like NM but boy do I feel like a fool now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409399)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating impressive stage weed whacker

Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overrated POASTER, but you guzzle semen so it's hard to take you seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409422)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: lake regret

i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM made me think about why we poast and the changes i need to make as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409530)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged brass black woman cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409734)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: ruby water buffalo senate

LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours. He is DONE. RIP in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28415322)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396132)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Rollin' 40s Piru Republickan

it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good

he's a t5 writer especially for diction on lawbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396137)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with the boart, not great writers babbling about shit nobody cares about like this scifi loser or dork c12's book reviews or karlstack's diatribes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396146)