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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: bearded pervert
  Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort and its brothers and I love the art--what we do here together.  I don't care so much what I come across as.
 
  Thanks.
  
  Sent from my Iridium
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: bearded pervert
  I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the platform and for the community and because it provides a pretty fucking beautiful medium to do some interesting, joyful, fun writing and thinking and commentary and reporting of what we witness and to prepare them for the Event.  
 
  And then from time to time someone comes along and says "try hard" or some other vacuous shit.  And 99% of the time you do ignore it if you even see it and move on and frankly feel sympathy because you think to yourself "what puts someone in a state of mind to talk shit like this to another brother?"  But once in a while on a dark Friday evening with a Benromch 30 and a bit of vim and vigor you step in and engage in the whirlwind.  So here we are.
  
  Sent from my Iridium
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM Author: bearded pervert
  Brother, I'm not "mad" at you.  But I think poasts like your OP ruin the purity of what we do.  And moreover you decided to put my name in your title -- don't feign ignorance or surprise that I've deigned to respond to you.
 
  I don't want to come here and have this sort of navel-gazing critique.  I just want to be able to interact with the greatbort and its great brothers and create and warn--plug-in and let do.  This sort of attention-seeking, ankle-biting poast detracts from that.
  
  Sent from my Iridium
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: Turquoise laughsome market
  *flips over table*
 
  YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: Turquoise laughsome market
  *Restrained by nearby pumos*
 
  "I'm ok...I'm fine...alright..."
  
  *Straightens his shirt and tie*
  
  "You watch your fuckin' mouth, got it!?"
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: startling locale scourge upon the earth
  Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mentally ill shut-in complaining about whether the girl on his date seemed too high maintenance for wanting a different fork.
 
  NM, ARE Reptile and Evan39 are basically the only people here running schtick worth engaging in.
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Bistre affirmative action chad
  Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mcbeef, Johnsmeyer, petro, MDP, bboom, attidood, and on and on. 
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM Author: Bistre affirmative action chad
  This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content poasters, and I'm surprised to see it from you, because you're good.
 
  You're goddamn right the greats put their back into it. (I can't; my back.) That's how the greats got great. Every fucking great poaster tries hard, and with the possible exception of MDP or Watchmen, they more or less all appear to be trying hard, too.
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:45 PM Author: anal selfie jew
  *jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the ring*
 
  *diamond cuts OP*
  
  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!
  
  *self-high fives, high fives Neumann, escapes into crowd as security hits the ring*
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM Author: bearded pervert
  ljl
 
  180
  
  Sent from my Iridium
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	   Date:  July 25th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: Turquoise laughsome market
  *Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund*
 
  OH MY GOD!
  
  DID YOU SEE THAT!?!
  
  THIS IS INSANE!
  
  WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT STARCARDE!?!
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	   Date:  July 25th, 2015 4:10 AM Author: free-loading philosopher-king
  *enters from the other side of the ring*
 
  *rushes in and delivers a DEVASTATING, rib - cracking stunner*
  
  *OP is cut in twain. The crowd goes wild. Trashy, meth addicted ringside girls embrace DDP & Stone Cold.*
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM Author: Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part
  NM is a genius.
 
  He uses the board as a creative outlet, and I love having access to his canvas.
  
  My father always said, "Write for yourself." And that's what NM does. I appreciate it greatly.
  
  Those who feel the need to criticize NM come across as insecure, and reminiscent of those with middling standardized test scores who feel compelled to constantly reiterate they never studied.
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	   Date:  July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM Author: Bat shit crazy cracking public bath party of the first part
  The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing someone else's style.
 
  The hardest poast of all is original content.
  
  I highly respect original creative content, as does at least 90% of the bort.
  
  Sail on, mighty soldier. Don't let the desperate slings of a few others impede your divine mission.
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	   Date:  July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: shivering private investor school
  to be more specific, his language alternates between that of a closeted homosexual and that of an unhinged lunatic
 
  gay poasting: 'brothers, we poast, lest this bort is torn asunder.'
  
  unhinged lunatic: 'im talking about ACTIVE security systems, ranging from comical ACME cages to tripwire shotgun setups'
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	   Date:  July 25th, 2015 3:49 AM Author: spruce gay wizard legend
  in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op:
 
  NM has some (lots of) great poasts, but is a hyper-sensitive, image-obsessed dude
  
  i await his response, in which he nobly decries the amount of board attention being expended on him, while actively begetting it. hopefully he won't respond too swiftly, lest he forget to append his post with his trademark tagline, which clearly evinces a singleminded dedication to his art and a concomitant disregard for his perception by others  
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	   Date:  November 2nd, 2025 6:12 PM
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	  Date:  November 2nd, 2025 6:18 PM
 Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., 
  this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with the boart, not great writers babbling about shit nobody cares about like this scifi loser or dork c12's book reviews or karlstack's diatribes. 
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