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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
lol
Stimulating high-end plaza mother
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
pearl histrionic brunch
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Stimulating high-end plaza mother
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
pearl histrionic brunch
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
pearl histrionic brunch
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
pearl histrionic brunch
  07/01/09
thansk
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
...
sick corner juggernaut
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
Soul-stirring pit
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
azure haunting pervert feces
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
swollen double fault nibblets
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
blue magical stead
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
Swashbuckling chapel
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
hyperactive bateful meetinghouse
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Cracking Roommate Cuck
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
Diverse Selfie
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
thriller police squad temple
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
unholy institution gunner
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
electric locus kitty cat
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
appetizing big-titted internal respiration blood rage
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
Salmon legend
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
...
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
...
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Dun lodge idiot
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
unholy institution gunner
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
no
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
Marvelous therapy sex offender
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
yapping laughsome crackhouse organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
dashing office tank
  07/01/09
Great thread.
Soggy indian lodge tattoo
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
startling shrine hissy fit
  07/01/09
this is good work.
hyperactive bateful meetinghouse
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
hyperactive bateful meetinghouse
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
hyperactive bateful meetinghouse
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
hyperactive bateful meetinghouse
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
...
aromatic duck-like orchestra pit
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
hairraiser mexican
  07/01/09
thanks?
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
A+ thread
180 windowlicker
  07/01/09
great flame
Jet-lagged Anal Masturbator
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
shivering stag film
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
Heady Theatre
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
snowy step-uncle's house
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Cracking Roommate Cuck
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
Cordovan fragrant stock car
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
how romantic
snowy step-uncle's house
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
Cordovan fragrant stock car
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
cyan infuriating state giraffe
  07/01/09
dont think she did
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
cheese-eating titillating center
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
Wonderful Locale Jewess
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Wonderful Locale Jewess
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Wonderful Locale Jewess
  07/01/09
...
Wonderful Locale Jewess
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
Adventurous Business Firm Prole
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
racy parlour persian
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
startled keepsake machete
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
self-centered wine station chad
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
Internet-worthy geriatric corn cake trailer park
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/02/09
it's trash
self-centered wine station chad
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
talented turdskin really tough guy
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
Stimulating high-end plaza mother
  07/02/09
......maybe...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
talented turdskin really tough guy
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
Stimulating high-end plaza mother
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
amber vibrant dilemma
  07/02/09
i will do that
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
bat-shit-crazy motley hospital
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
Cordovan fragrant stock car
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
Cordovan fragrant stock car
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
Cordovan fragrant stock car
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
filthy ruddy box office yarmulke
  07/06/09
156
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
filthy ruddy box office yarmulke
  07/06/09
120
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Stimulating high-end plaza mother
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Unhinged resort boiling water
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
Supple lime filthpig range
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
Ivory galvanic party of the first part
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/06/09
yeah?
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/06/09
oh fuck
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
Maniacal boyish gas station
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
Ivory galvanic party of the first part
  07/07/09
...
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
multi-colored pisswyrm
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath
  07/09/09
...
Internet-worthy geriatric corn cake trailer park
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
exciting frisky milk
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
Bright Excitant House
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
Translucent razzmatazz property mood
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
Maniacal boyish gas station
  11/10/10
so what happened???
Crawly theater stage
  11/10/10
...
ferengi
  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Stimulating high-end plaza mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: pearl histrionic brunch

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Stimulating high-end plaza mother

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: pearl histrionic brunch

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: pearl histrionic brunch

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: pearl histrionic brunch

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: sick corner juggernaut

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: azure haunting pervert feces

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: swollen double fault nibblets

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: blue magical stead

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chapel

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: hyperactive bateful meetinghouse

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Cracking Roommate Cuck

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: Diverse Selfie

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: thriller police squad temple

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: unholy institution gunner

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: electric locus kitty cat

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: appetizing big-titted internal respiration blood rage

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Salmon legend

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Dun lodge idiot

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: unholy institution gunner

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Marvelous therapy sex offender

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: yapping laughsome crackhouse organic girlfriend

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: dashing office tank

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Soggy indian lodge tattoo

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: startling shrine hissy fit

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: hyperactive bateful meetinghouse

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: hyperactive bateful meetinghouse

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: hyperactive bateful meetinghouse

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: hyperactive bateful meetinghouse

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: aromatic duck-like orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: hairraiser mexican

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: 180 windowlicker

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Anal Masturbator

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: shivering stag film

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Heady Theatre

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Cracking Roommate Cuck

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant stock car

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant stock car

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: cyan infuriating state giraffe

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating center

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Locale Jewess

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Locale Jewess

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Locale Jewess

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Locale Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Business Firm Prole

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: racy parlour persian

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: startled keepsake machete

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: self-centered wine station chad

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy geriatric corn cake trailer park

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: self-centered wine station chad

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: talented turdskin really tough guy

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating high-end plaza mother

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: talented turdskin really tough guy

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Stimulating high-end plaza mother

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: amber vibrant dilemma

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy motley hospital

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant stock car

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant stock car

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant stock car

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: filthy ruddy box office yarmulke

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: filthy ruddy box office yarmulke

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating high-end plaza mother

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Unhinged resort boiling water

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Supple lime filthpig range

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Ivory galvanic party of the first part

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Ivory galvanic party of the first part

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Cowardly Degenerate Public Bath

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy geriatric corn cake trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: exciting frisky milk

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Bright Excitant House

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Translucent razzmatazz property mood

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Maniacal boyish gas station

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Crawly theater stage

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)