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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Odious Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
internet-worthy bawdyhouse elastic band
  05/27/25
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Odious Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Greedy talented casino black woman
  05/27/25
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Odious Step-uncle's House
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
amber queen of the night
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Umber Giraffe Lodge
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Unholy Depressive
  05/27/25
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Razzmatazz angry multi-billionaire
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
bat-shit-crazy charcoal internal respiration coldplay fan
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Odious Step-uncle's House
  05/28/25
jfc
outnumbered wine faggot firefighter home
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
White at-the-ready police squad
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Odious Step-uncle's House

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy bawdyhouse elastic band

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Odious Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Greedy talented casino black woman

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Odious Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: amber queen of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Umber Giraffe Lodge

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Unholy Depressive

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz angry multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charcoal internal respiration coldplay fan

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Odious Step-uncle's House

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: outnumbered wine faggot firefighter home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: White at-the-ready police squad

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966805)