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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Talented Blue Police Squad
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
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amethyst charismatic double fault
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Dark marvelous market
  08/02/25
rip
galvanic mother
  08/02/25
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Talented Blue Police Squad
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
fuchsia hospital toilet seat
  08/01/25
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odious digit ratio sex offender
  08/01/25
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mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Lime domesticated house
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
misanthropic spot hunting ground
  08/01/25
yes
Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/01/25
?
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
misanthropic spot hunting ground
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
odious digit ratio sex offender
  08/01/25
Sick
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
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Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
twisted gunner cruise ship
  08/02/25
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abusive school cafeteria wrinkle
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
galvanic mother
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
twisted gunner cruise ship
  08/02/25
Hdy
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Unhinged church
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Motley sticky queen of the night
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Provocative athletic conference
  08/02/25
Titcr
dashing hyperventilating death wish resort
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Provocative athletic conference
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Filthy sanctuary
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Provocative athletic conference
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Razzmatazz Violent Kitchen
  08/02/25
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stirring sapphire electric furnace
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Coral Self-centered Whorehouse
  08/02/25
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Irradiated Principal's Office Internal Respiration
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
nudist slippery regret
  08/02/25
?
mischievous corner gaming laptop
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Walnut Aphrodisiac Temple Hissy Fit
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Talented Blue Police Squad

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: amethyst charismatic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Dark marvelous market

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: galvanic mother

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Talented Blue Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: fuchsia hospital toilet seat

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: odious digit ratio sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Lime domesticated house

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: misanthropic spot hunting ground

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: misanthropic spot hunting ground

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: odious digit ratio sex offender

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: twisted gunner cruise ship

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: abusive school cafeteria wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: galvanic mother

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: twisted gunner cruise ship

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Unhinged church

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Motley sticky queen of the night

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: dashing hyperventilating death wish resort

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Filthy sanctuary

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Violent Kitchen

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: stirring sapphire electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Coral Self-centered Whorehouse

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Irradiated Principal's Office Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: nudist slippery regret

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: mischievous corner gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Walnut Aphrodisiac Temple Hissy Fit

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)