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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
sticky theatre hairy legs
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Impressive parlour nowag
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
sticky theatre hairy legs
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Impressive parlour nowag
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
sticky theatre hairy legs
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Impressive parlour nowag
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
sticky theatre hairy legs
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
sticky theatre hairy legs
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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k
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
aromatic milky lettuce
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
sticky theatre hairy legs
  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bearded rehab telephone

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bearded rehab telephone

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: irradiated awkward internal respiration

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bronze vengeful menage laser beams

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: provocative buck-toothed sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Sepia diverse striped hyena

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: bronze vengeful menage laser beams



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: sable boyish cumskin



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: cobalt incel pozpig

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cream patrolman

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Sooty Friendly Grandma Casino

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: aromatic milky lettuce

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: aromatic milky lettuce

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: aromatic milky lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Impressive parlour nowag

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: zombie-like bawdyhouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: exhilarant carnelian useless brakes sound barrier



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: provocative buck-toothed sweet tailpipe

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Insane Pocket Flask



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: bateful degenerate community account

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: charismatic nubile meetinghouse main people

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: aromatic milky lettuce

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: vermilion low-t field boiling water



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Floppy violent brunch



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bronze vengeful menage laser beams



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Stimulating up-to-no-good filthpig



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted Property Genital Piercing

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Flickering Vivacious School Cafeteria Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible piazza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned know-it-all turdskin associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: cordovan stage

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: massive razzle house

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating azn

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating azn

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Coral dragon

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: massive razzle house

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Bearded rehab telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: cracking tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Flickering Vivacious School Cafeteria Sneaky Criminal

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: aromatic milky lettuce

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: bateful degenerate community account

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: bronze vengeful menage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: big magical abode milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: big magical abode milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bronze vengeful menage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned know-it-all turdskin associate

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: cream patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: yapping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Abusive Base Windowlicker

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: titillating indirect expression

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: titillating indirect expression

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kink-friendly location partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed address

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Sooty Friendly Grandma Casino

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Sooty Friendly Grandma Casino

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: hyperactive scourge upon the earth

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: hyperactive scourge upon the earth

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine supple ratface

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tanning salon kitty cat

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Glittery iridescent state multi-billionaire

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Seedy public bath legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Impertinent sickened plaza famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse mexican preventive strike

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome stock car

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: umber resort

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Orange fragrant spot

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: provocative buck-toothed sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Lilac Contagious Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Seedy public bath legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: galvanic cuckoldry hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: bateful degenerate community account

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: sticky theatre hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Scarlet Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating whorehouse haunted graveyard

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002879)