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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074228) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:48 PM Author: Coral native headpube what type of capital did you need to start it? how lucrative is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074563) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:49 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye My investment was 100K and we did a full refurb on the building. The biggest trouble is getting the proper licenses and insurance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074572) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:51 PM Author: Coral native headpube and what do you bring in cash flow wise each year personally? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074579) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye Last year I made around 125K before taxes. Mind you, we're only open 4 nights a week from 8 until 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074624) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Coral native headpube that is amazing. how many hours a week do you "work"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074632) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I'm there at close every night to deal with the cash. When it's busy I work the door. All told it's prob around 35 hours a week since I have to be there during the day to take deliveries, make bank runs, interviews, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: Coral native headpube what do your parents think? friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074686) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye friends love it, parents live in a different state and think I own a restaurant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074694) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Filthy step-uncle's house haven't they ever visited and want to check out your establishment? What if it happens one day soon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074721) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I've thought about this. My current plan is to bring them to a restaurant I'm a regular at and where I know the manager. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074739) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Tantric Grizzly Corn Cake Coffee Pot I picture a hilarious sitcom episode like situation where he has a stripper acting as a waitress and fake customers, with a bouncer serving as the "chef" all plating meals bought from the restaurant across the street and "prepared" in the back. While regulars walk in confused with a number of near-cover blowing events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074751) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: Aggressive Black Idea He Suggested Dysfunction what happens when they decide to come and visit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074723) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074744) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Coral native headpube did you go to a respectable college/have a respectable upbringing? do your friends do normal things?
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I dropped out of college the first time but currently go to the local university part time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074752) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: Coral native headpube what about the other questions?
I am really just curious. I am thinking how I could go about doing something like this. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:05 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I'm from a normal family. Parents were blue collar upstanding citizens. Most of my friends are pre-strip club. I've tried like hell not to let the strip club lifestyle bleed into my other relationships (not always successfully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079252) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:08 AM Author: Coral native headpube could the business run itself (ie: could you only go in maybe every other week for a couple of hours) and still make $100k...or would it fall into chaos relatively fast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079268) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye instant chaos. The only way to quash this would be an extremely competent and honest general manager and this type of person could not be had cheaply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079304) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Coral native headpube Bummer. So probably would need to pay this person like 100k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079447) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:31 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye Probably around 60K, and even then there's no way to be sure he isn't stealing, so yeah it just doesn't make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079454) |
Date: April 25th, 2013 11:56 AM Author: Misunderstood base bbw My guess is that it is a lucrative business, but you have to endure customers who want to get a little rapey with the girls and girls who are full of drama and drugs. Am I right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074240) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:57 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye all true. girls are all nuts, customers are douches. luckily the goon squad can handle the idiots and there are always more sluts to throw on stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074250) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Balding parlor famous landscape painting how do you find people to become part of the goon squad? how much are they paid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074263) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:42 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye guys get paid 100 dollars a night in cash and are tipped out by the strippers if they feel like it. Lots of guys want the job but I don't hire bikers or other douchebags because that just creates more trouble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074517) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:58 AM Author: chartreuse multi-colored house psychic What size/type of city?
What general ethnicity of girls?
Would you ever consider retaining counsel full-time, to deal with all the premises liability / negligent security cases that come your way, as well as any criminal defense for your employees? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Hateful silver personal credit line And then shitlaw steve hands him a business card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074267) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:43 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye college town. Mostly white but there is a broad sampling of ethnicity. Would not hire full time counsel and have had minimal trouble so far (2 yrs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074527) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: chartreuse multi-colored house psychic lol, get ready. Unless your "college town" is very law-abiding, youre going to have someone get seriously beat the fuck up / stabbed / shot in the parking lot, maybe even by one of your bouncers. Vic could be a dancer boyfriend, a grabby customer, or just some schmo.
He will then sue your insurance for a mill because you knew its a dangerous enviro and didnt have enough security, cameras, lights, off-duty cops, etc. And god forbid he learn that you allow drug use and prostitution.
You need my services, brother.
Also, get ready for police shakedowns. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:42 AM Author: Tan menage haunted graveyard Sad, but true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080999) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:35 AM Author: crimson generalized bond Full-time GC?
Companies typically don't get their first full-time lawyer until they're pulling in revenues well into the ten figures. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:01 PM Author: hairraiser sanctuary french chef Weird flame but how does a strip club owner come to post on xoxohth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074260) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: marvelous twinkling market Can I get some of my money back? I got a little out of control and went WAY over budget. My wife is still seriously pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074264) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:44 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I'm a youngish dude who got into it because a friend got a settlement from a car accident and had money to burn. He talked me into it and I ended up forcing him out because he was ruining the place and my investment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074538) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:07 PM Author: Disgusting cuckoldry windowlicker how do you recruit girls? describe the payment system. what do you make a month? the bouncers? the chicks? do your sluts fuck dudes in the private rooms? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074288) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye no need to recruit. the place is near a college campus and we have more girls then we can use. Bouncers are paid in cash from the cover charge. Bartenders are paid minimum plus tips. The dancers pay me five bucks per stage appearance. DJ is paid cash and free drinks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074545) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:52 PM Author: Coral native headpube wow. you don't have to pay the dancers? is this how all of these places operate? this seems like a wonderful business.
are you in a state where the dancers wear bottoms? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye lol no the girls are "models" who "rent the stage". Any owner with half a brain charges the girls to dance, hell in vegas some places charge the bartenders rent. Girls wear thongs because it's a condition of having a full liquor license where I live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074610) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Tan menage haunted graveyard He never answered the last question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081526) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:07 PM Author: Gold newt how much is the rake off of the booze
how much do you make off of ATM fee's
What do you charge the girls?
A lot of my friends who worked at a strip club would sell coke/molly - they would either be the bartenders or the barback. Really interesting to see the dynamics of drug selling in strip clubs - especially since a lot of the girls GOTTA HAVE IT. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye alcojol marjup is approx cost times four. $5 ATM fee. Girls pay five bucks per stage appearance and per private dance. I've fired dudes for dealing drugs in the club but it's impossible to stop the girls from using it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074558) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Abusive Property although this is flame, how does one get a job as the club MC/DJ? Seems like that would be the best job in the world. Those guys get "favors" from chicks so he will call them onto the "main stage" where they are rained with money. They always seem to be BFF with all of the girls too, and they have great voices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074298) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:23 PM Author: boyish halford http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074385) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Abusive Property lol
pretty fucking accurate |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:48 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye not flame. The guy who DJs now was recommended by one of the bouncers. He did the guy's wedding. Very cool guy but I have to stop him from getting sloppy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074568) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:51 PM Author: Abusive Property does he basically get head from every girl at the club?
How much do these guys make a night? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:53 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye no, he's an older dude. I pay him based on how much the doortake is and whether or not he keeps it together. The girls also tip him out if they feel like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074597) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: nudist jet kitty reading party Can't find it but the Sklar Brothers did a great bit about the unsung hero, the strip club DJ. Having to mix the dancing side w/ the business side. "Coming up on the main stage next is Tammy! But first, would the owner of a Tan Lincoln Towncar please go outside, your lights are on" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081049) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:45 PM Author: Spectacular opaque trump supporter stag film Jack Reacher worked in a Key West club for a time. Any of your bouncers Jack Reacher level alphas with a secret past? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074541) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye not that I'm aware of but we do have a dood named Rooster who is 180 as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074575) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:53 PM Author: Coral native headpube Do you bang most of the dancers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074602) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I have banged many of them but it's usually a bad idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074630) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: costumed rambunctious location genital piercing why is it a bad idea meing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074637) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye cause they are all insane psychopaths who can make your life hell if you get too close. My car has been vandalized many many times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074669) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: nofapping pervert tell one of your craziest chick stories please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080708) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 PM Author: Tan menage haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081536) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: talented church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081561) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: Magical orchid lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082920) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Dun cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082959) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: costumed rambunctious location genital piercing What kind of drugs/drama do these get themselves into? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074608) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye everything you can imagine. Close your eyes and thing of the 20 craziest people you know. Now add alcohol, nudity, drugs, and sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074704) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: costumed rambunctious location genital piercing do you deal with addicts? or do you do a zero tolerance policy for maniacs and psychos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074802) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Aggressive Black Idea He Suggested Dysfunction lol at faggot xo virgins asking about alcohol markup and bouncer salaries.
How often do you fuck the strippers?
Can you fuck any stripper that you want?
How often do you catch the strippers giving BJs, etc during private dancers?
What percentage of the girls are also prostitutes? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: Abusive Property titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074615) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: sick bawdyhouse stock car I was going to ask about his 401(k) match. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074619) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Filthy step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074635) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Scarlet Well-lubricated Gas Station Voyeur i assume there are gay strip clubs. ever been to a straight one? how does a gay one compare? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074649) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: sick bawdyhouse stock car I have been to both gay and straight strip clubs. Thought they were both pretty lame. Not really my cup of tea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074664) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:03 PM Author: Scarlet Well-lubricated Gas Station Voyeur are the gay strippers muscle studs or twinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074675) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: sick bawdyhouse stock car Both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074688) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: Scarlet Well-lubricated Gas Station Voyeur sounds confusing
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 PM Author: Tan menage haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081539) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I have probably fucked about 30 different strippers in 2 years. Probably gotten head from 30 more.
Pretty much. The preferred chicks get the better dance slots and thus make more money so everyone tries to fuck the boss.
Not very often since the rooms are curtained. I only send security back there if I hear crazy shit.
Probably 25% or so. Maybe more. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: electric site Has this rendered you incapable of having a normal relationship with a woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074731) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye pretty much, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074759) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: hairraiser sanctuary french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074813) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Abusive Property do you guys police the VIP rooms for prostitution activities? Would you kick a girl out of the club forever for giving a beej? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074652) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye Not unless I hear flat out sex going on. It would depend on the girl, but usually no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074670) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Sapphire Offensive Milk Stain how do you sleep at night knowing that you are the physical embodiment of patriarchy and profit financially directly from the rape culture? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074703) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye the slumber of the sweet scholar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074712) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Filthy step-uncle's house OP's BED:
http://imgur.com/P5kR8H4 |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Magical orchid lodge come to russia and open up shop, breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074743) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:03 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I'm sure the bouncers would need Uzis at a Russian strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079236) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: odious aqua boltzmann What is the ratio of strippers that are good working girls trying to make some $ to put themselves through school and dead enders with little potential? Do you think there is a market for upscale, burlesque styled clubs in bigger cities? Are there trade shows and what are they like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074789) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye It's probably 70/30 skewed toward lifers but obv it's hard to say how most of them turn out since the girls are young and generally don't last more than 6 months. Every town needs a strip club, burlesque shows not so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079204) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: electric site Any strippers let you ass fuck them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074803) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I don't like anal with regular chicks let alone these girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079209) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:14 AM Author: canary orchestra pit describe the licensing process and zoning law bullshit you had to deal with
is there any competition in your town? |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye No competition. The place we bought and refurbished had been a strip club but went out of business because it was a notorious hellhole and the previous owners were scum. The city was obviously hesitant to see it reopen and I had to meet with the mayor and basically convince him that we weren't going to be running a total slaughterhouse. We applied for and received approval for all the permits, licenses, dram shop insurance, etc so once that went through it was smooth sailing. It did take almost six months to get the place reopened as we gutted the place and did shit like installing an 8 ft high solid wooden slat fence to screen customers' cars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079427) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:17 AM Author: Shivering Razzle-dazzle Jap Rigor what's the breakdown of income? (ie. 50% from booze, etc etc)
how the fuck does one get started in this business? I know you kind of answered it above but go into more detail. how was your business partner such a fuckup? |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:18 AM Author: canary orchestra pit "how the fuck does one get started in this business?"
he did have 100K |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye Most of the money comes from alcohol and the cover charge. I have poker machines which turn a tidy profit. The money I make from the dancers is also significant and probably amounts to 20% of the club's total income. Then there's random shit like pool tables and golden tee, coat check, VIP membership, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079448) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: canary orchestra pit never seen a strip club with a pool table, i would go there all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079494) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:37 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye haha yeah, we have a little lounge at the back where you can go to just chill if you're tired of the noise in the main room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079504) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: kink-friendly address skinny woman What's the biggest fight or altercation that your goon squad has had to deal with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079440) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 AM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye groups of military guys are normally the most trouble. The bouncers are genuinely scary huge men so people know the second they come through the door that they're going to get fucked up bad if they start shit in there. The head doorman is a former NCAA lineman who is, i shit you not, like 6'5" 375 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079470) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 1:04 AM Author: red sickened theater why do you think military guys are trouble? also why was your ex business partner such a screw up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079671) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: Know-it-all Laughsome Institution a large group of military dudes is less deterred by large scary men. Also used to overseas shitholes where you can do a lot more shit and behave more outrageously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080983) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye this is accurate. When a bunch of frat dudes come in they get rowdy but don't cross the line like guys just back from Iraq or wherever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082816) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:37 AM Author: crimson generalized bond Post some proof, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079501) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:37 PM Author: Tan menage haunted graveyard (legit retard)
Show some respect to this Job Creator. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:41 PM Author: odious aqua boltzmann mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081565) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:44 PM Author: talented church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081577) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Vigorous Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#25810421) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:42 AM Author: Wonderful clown striped hyena What % of your patrons are regulars, vice dudes that go to strip clubs once a year or less?
Please tell tales of gross old men coming in and sleazing. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Burgundy national incel we should compare notes. i'm quite familiar with this scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079640) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 8:59 AM Author: Dun cuckold Surprised you haven't mentioned making $ off the back room. I always thought that was the biggest money maker for clubs besides booze. Much moreso than the cover.
Also are you worried about getting busted or shaken down for prostitution? Sounds like you don't do much to enforce it.
Lastly, this thread needs more insane stripper stories. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:06 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye I thought I mentioned that we get a $5 from every private dance. If you mean a private VIP room or Champagne room, we don't have one. We have a bunch of small rooms (basically niches or booths) that are curtained off at the back.
eta---not really worried about prostitution. If the bouncers hear outright sex going on they'll stop it. Beyond that there's not really a lot I can do. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Dun cuckold You could be more aggressive on that. I thought places kept the full $20 or whatever it is and the girls got whatever the dude tipped. You get the girls to push hard for dances and just kill it.
see above comment also re: stripper stories |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:11 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye right, but I also get $5 of every stage appearance which is a lot higher than what other places do, or so I've been told. I know a couple guys who don't rake the stage shows at all and double down on the private dances. I prefer to just take 5 off everything since it's easier to keep track of. In a high end place I would probably do what they do since the tips for the girls are higher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082854) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:19 PM Author: Dun cuckold You should spend a few weeks really keeping track of the numbers and figure out if you're leaving anything on the table that way. It feels like you probably are. How many dancers do you have on the stage at once, how long are they up there for, and how many cum-stained booths do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082902) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:52 AM Author: Flatulent shrine Most frequently played song? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081054) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:45 PM Author: talented church IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081578) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye haha prob Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls, that's the placeholder song between a lot of the dances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082780) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Flatulent shrine This makes me want to start a hipster strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082810) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye yeah we play some hipster shit but girls is a classic. I always crack up when adam carolla does his stipper DJ routine because it's so fucking accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082860) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:15 PM Author: Flatulent shrine You should consider a more hipstery vibe place -- I could see the itty-bitty-titty types emo-stripping in a dark, mixology-like environment to Mazzy Star and dudes with beards and there being a basic yet totally pretentious street food menu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082888) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:16 PM Author: Autistic pisswyrm round eye sounds good. I'd go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082893) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:17 PM Author: Flatulent shrine All the undies would have to be purchased from Etsy shops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082895) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 2:50 PM Author: Flickering senate puppy tons of these exist in Portland guys. some even have dozens of microbrews on tap. it's 180 as hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#25810441) |
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Date: August 13th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Provocative citrine volcanic crater https://www.yelp.com/biz/casa-diablo-vegan-strip-club-portland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#31179630) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 2:52 PM Author: crimson generalized bond *steals idea* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#25810449) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Appetizing University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#48957649) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: talented church Is this poaster still around? This was an excellent thread. Highly recommended reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#25810129) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Dun cuckold seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#25810141) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Fishy brunch digit ratio http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1skmp4/as_requested_iama_strip_club_bouncer_ama/ http://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/19ta7t/table_iama_manager_at_a_strip_club_amaa/ http://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/28wbpk/i_opened_a_strip_club_whilst_studying_my/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1v9cs7/iama_strip_club_bartender_that_gets_to_see/ http://www.reddit.com/comments/qha0i/c3xu9hr/?sort=old http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ua0xo/iama_strip_club_dj_ama/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13zv6y/iama_dj_at_a_strip_club_ama/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/19rtqy/iama_manager_at_a_strip_club_amaa/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1spf1w/i_am_a_strip_club_manager_what_would_you_like_to/ |
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Date: August 13th, 2016 9:42 PM Author: talented church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#31179473) |
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Date: August 13th, 2016 9:48 PM Author: Iridescent Disrespectful Azn Have you had to deal with any gangsterism/ people shaking you down for "protection" money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#31179513) |
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Date: August 13th, 2016 10:10 PM Author: kink-friendly address skinny woman This thread is from 3 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#31179638) |
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Date: December 12th, 2019 3:28 PM Author: Fuchsia Insanely Creepy Locus Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#39255468) |
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Date: December 12th, 2019 1:25 PM Author: ivory soul-stirring love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#39254880) |
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Date: March 18th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: talented church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#47503669) |