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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Laughsome State go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074228) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:48 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother what type of capital did you need to start it? how lucrative is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074563) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:49 PM Author: Laughsome State My investment was 100K and we did a full refurb on the building. The biggest trouble is getting the proper licenses and insurance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074572) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:51 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother and what do you bring in cash flow wise each year personally? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074579) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Laughsome State Last year I made around 125K before taxes. Mind you, we're only open 4 nights a week from 8 until 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074624) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother that is amazing. how many hours a week do you "work"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074632) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: Laughsome State I'm there at close every night to deal with the cash. When it's busy I work the door. All told it's prob around 35 hours a week since I have to be there during the day to take deliveries, make bank runs, interviews, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother what do your parents think? friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074686) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Laughsome State friends love it, parents live in a different state and think I own a restaurant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074694) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Bespoke slippery juggernaut haven't they ever visited and want to check out your establishment? What if it happens one day soon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074721) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Laughsome State I've thought about this. My current plan is to bring them to a restaurant I'm a regular at and where I know the manager. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074739) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Big Coffee Pot I picture a hilarious sitcom episode like situation where he has a stripper acting as a waitress and fake customers, with a bouncer serving as the "chef" all plating meals bought from the restaurant across the street and "prepared" in the back. While regulars walk in confused with a number of near-cover blowing events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074751) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: unhinged sex offender bawdyhouse what happens when they decide to come and visit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074723) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Laughsome State see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074744) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother did you go to a respectable college/have a respectable upbringing? do your friends do normal things?
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Laughsome State I dropped out of college the first time but currently go to the local university part time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074752) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother what about the other questions?
I am really just curious. I am thinking how I could go about doing something like this. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:05 AM Author: Laughsome State I'm from a normal family. Parents were blue collar upstanding citizens. Most of my friends are pre-strip club. I've tried like hell not to let the strip club lifestyle bleed into my other relationships (not always successfully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079252) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:08 AM Author: Chocolate pit mother could the business run itself (ie: could you only go in maybe every other week for a couple of hours) and still make $100k...or would it fall into chaos relatively fast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079268) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Laughsome State instant chaos. The only way to quash this would be an extremely competent and honest general manager and this type of person could not be had cheaply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079304) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Chocolate pit mother Bummer. So probably would need to pay this person like 100k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079447) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:31 AM Author: Laughsome State Probably around 60K, and even then there's no way to be sure he isn't stealing, so yeah it just doesn't make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079454) |
Date: April 25th, 2013 11:56 AM Author: stirring alcoholic library My guess is that it is a lucrative business, but you have to endure customers who want to get a little rapey with the girls and girls who are full of drama and drugs. Am I right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074240) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:57 AM Author: Laughsome State all true. girls are all nuts, customers are douches. luckily the goon squad can handle the idiots and there are always more sluts to throw on stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074250) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Zombie-like pocket flask base how do you find people to become part of the goon squad? how much are they paid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074263) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:42 PM Author: Laughsome State guys get paid 100 dollars a night in cash and are tipped out by the strippers if they feel like it. Lots of guys want the job but I don't hire bikers or other douchebags because that just creates more trouble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074517) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:58 AM Author: Aromatic impressive volcanic crater boiling water What size/type of city?
What general ethnicity of girls?
Would you ever consider retaining counsel full-time, to deal with all the premises liability / negligent security cases that come your way, as well as any criminal defense for your employees? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: razzmatazz rambunctious rehab And then shitlaw steve hands him a business card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074267) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:43 PM Author: Laughsome State college town. Mostly white but there is a broad sampling of ethnicity. Would not hire full time counsel and have had minimal trouble so far (2 yrs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074527) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: Aromatic impressive volcanic crater boiling water lol, get ready. Unless your "college town" is very law-abiding, youre going to have someone get seriously beat the fuck up / stabbed / shot in the parking lot, maybe even by one of your bouncers. Vic could be a dancer boyfriend, a grabby customer, or just some schmo.
He will then sue your insurance for a mill because you knew its a dangerous enviro and didnt have enough security, cameras, lights, off-duty cops, etc. And god forbid he learn that you allow drug use and prostitution.
You need my services, brother.
Also, get ready for police shakedowns. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:42 AM Author: Geriatric Chest-beating Ape Sad, but true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080999) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:35 AM Author: multi-colored tantric center Full-time GC?
Companies typically don't get their first full-time lawyer until they're pulling in revenues well into the ten figures. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:01 PM Author: buff nudist chapel Weird flame but how does a strip club owner come to post on xoxohth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074260) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: ocher heady headpube Can I get some of my money back? I got a little out of control and went WAY over budget. My wife is still seriously pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074264) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:44 PM Author: Laughsome State I'm a youngish dude who got into it because a friend got a settlement from a car accident and had money to burn. He talked me into it and I ended up forcing him out because he was ruining the place and my investment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074538) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:07 PM Author: Excitant meetinghouse clown how do you recruit girls? describe the payment system. what do you make a month? the bouncers? the chicks? do your sluts fuck dudes in the private rooms? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074288) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: Laughsome State no need to recruit. the place is near a college campus and we have more girls then we can use. Bouncers are paid in cash from the cover charge. Bartenders are paid minimum plus tips. The dancers pay me five bucks per stage appearance. DJ is paid cash and free drinks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074545) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:52 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother wow. you don't have to pay the dancers? is this how all of these places operate? this seems like a wonderful business.
are you in a state where the dancers wear bottoms? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Laughsome State lol no the girls are "models" who "rent the stage". Any owner with half a brain charges the girls to dance, hell in vegas some places charge the bartenders rent. Girls wear thongs because it's a condition of having a full liquor license where I live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074610) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Geriatric Chest-beating Ape He never answered the last question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081526) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:07 PM Author: Racy twinkling public bath how much is the rake off of the booze
how much do you make off of ATM fee's
What do you charge the girls?
A lot of my friends who worked at a strip club would sell coke/molly - they would either be the bartenders or the barback. Really interesting to see the dynamics of drug selling in strip clubs - especially since a lot of the girls GOTTA HAVE IT. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: Laughsome State alcojol marjup is approx cost times four. $5 ATM fee. Girls pay five bucks per stage appearance and per private dance. I've fired dudes for dealing drugs in the club but it's impossible to stop the girls from using it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074558) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Provocative misanthropic stead although this is flame, how does one get a job as the club MC/DJ? Seems like that would be the best job in the world. Those guys get "favors" from chicks so he will call them onto the "main stage" where they are rained with money. They always seem to be BFF with all of the girls too, and they have great voices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074298) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:23 PM Author: brindle sickened point http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074385) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Provocative misanthropic stead lol
pretty fucking accurate |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:48 PM Author: Laughsome State not flame. The guy who DJs now was recommended by one of the bouncers. He did the guy's wedding. Very cool guy but I have to stop him from getting sloppy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074568) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:51 PM Author: Provocative misanthropic stead does he basically get head from every girl at the club?
How much do these guys make a night? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:53 PM Author: Laughsome State no, he's an older dude. I pay him based on how much the doortake is and whether or not he keeps it together. The girls also tip him out if they feel like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074597) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:51 AM Author: Floppy chartreuse cumskin field Can't find it but the Sklar Brothers did a great bit about the unsung hero, the strip club DJ. Having to mix the dancing side w/ the business side. "Coming up on the main stage next is Tammy! But first, would the owner of a Tan Lincoln Towncar please go outside, your lights are on" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081049) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:45 PM Author: Cocky theater Jack Reacher worked in a Key West club for a time. Any of your bouncers Jack Reacher level alphas with a secret past? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074541) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Laughsome State not that I'm aware of but we do have a dood named Rooster who is 180 as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074575) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:53 PM Author: Chocolate pit mother Do you bang most of the dancers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074602) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Laughsome State I have banged many of them but it's usually a bad idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074630) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Mind-boggling white police squad why is it a bad idea meing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074637) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Laughsome State cause they are all insane psychopaths who can make your life hell if you get too close. My car has been vandalized many many times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074669) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: Bearded hairraiser puppy tell one of your craziest chick stories please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080708) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 PM Author: Geriatric Chest-beating Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081536) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Vermilion skinny woman nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081561) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: Crawly orchid den brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082920) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Nubile tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082959) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Mind-boggling white police squad What kind of drugs/drama do these get themselves into? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074608) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Laughsome State everything you can imagine. Close your eyes and thing of the 20 craziest people you know. Now add alcohol, nudity, drugs, and sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074704) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling white police squad do you deal with addicts? or do you do a zero tolerance policy for maniacs and psychos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074802) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: unhinged sex offender bawdyhouse lol at faggot xo virgins asking about alcohol markup and bouncer salaries.
How often do you fuck the strippers?
Can you fuck any stripper that you want?
How often do you catch the strippers giving BJs, etc during private dancers?
What percentage of the girls are also prostitutes? |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: Provocative misanthropic stead titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074615) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: ivory thriller orchestra pit really tough guy I was going to ask about his 401(k) match. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074619) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Bespoke slippery juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074635) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Yellow newt karate i assume there are gay strip clubs. ever been to a straight one? how does a gay one compare? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074649) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: ivory thriller orchestra pit really tough guy I have been to both gay and straight strip clubs. Thought they were both pretty lame. Not really my cup of tea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074664) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:03 PM Author: Yellow newt karate are the gay strippers muscle studs or twinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074675) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: ivory thriller orchestra pit really tough guy Both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074688) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: Yellow newt karate sounds confusing
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 PM Author: Geriatric Chest-beating Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081539) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Laughsome State I have probably fucked about 30 different strippers in 2 years. Probably gotten head from 30 more.
Pretty much. The preferred chicks get the better dance slots and thus make more money so everyone tries to fuck the boss.
Not very often since the rooms are curtained. I only send security back there if I hear crazy shit.
Probably 25% or so. Maybe more. |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:08 PM Author: adventurous nofapping whorehouse Has this rendered you incapable of having a normal relationship with a woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074731) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Laughsome State pretty much, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074759) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: buff nudist chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074813) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Provocative misanthropic stead do you guys police the VIP rooms for prostitution activities? Would you kick a girl out of the club forever for giving a beej? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074652) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Laughsome State Not unless I hear flat out sex going on. It would depend on the girl, but usually no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074670) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Sadistic locus genital piercing how do you sleep at night knowing that you are the physical embodiment of patriarchy and profit financially directly from the rape culture? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074703) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Laughsome State the slumber of the sweet scholar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074712) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: startled gunner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074785) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Bespoke slippery juggernaut OP's BED:
http://imgur.com/P5kR8H4 |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Crawly orchid den brethren come to russia and open up shop, breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074743) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:03 AM Author: Laughsome State I'm sure the bouncers would need Uzis at a Russian strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079236) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: Hateful wonderful senate What is the ratio of strippers that are good working girls trying to make some $ to put themselves through school and dead enders with little potential? Do you think there is a market for upscale, burlesque styled clubs in bigger cities? Are there trade shows and what are they like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074789) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Laughsome State It's probably 70/30 skewed toward lifers but obv it's hard to say how most of them turn out since the girls are young and generally don't last more than 6 months. Every town needs a strip club, burlesque shows not so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079204) |
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Date: April 25th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: adventurous nofapping whorehouse Any strippers let you ass fuck them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23074803) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Laughsome State I don't like anal with regular chicks let alone these girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079209) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:14 AM Author: Primrose Nursing Home describe the licensing process and zoning law bullshit you had to deal with
is there any competition in your town? |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Laughsome State No competition. The place we bought and refurbished had been a strip club but went out of business because it was a notorious hellhole and the previous owners were scum. The city was obviously hesitant to see it reopen and I had to meet with the mayor and basically convince him that we weren't going to be running a total slaughterhouse. We applied for and received approval for all the permits, licenses, dram shop insurance, etc so once that went through it was smooth sailing. It did take almost six months to get the place reopened as we gutted the place and did shit like installing an 8 ft high solid wooden slat fence to screen customers' cars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079427) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:17 AM Author: Amethyst comical range what's the breakdown of income? (ie. 50% from booze, etc etc)
how the fuck does one get started in this business? I know you kind of answered it above but go into more detail. how was your business partner such a fuckup? |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:18 AM Author: Primrose Nursing Home "how the fuck does one get started in this business?"
he did have 100K |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Laughsome State Most of the money comes from alcohol and the cover charge. I have poker machines which turn a tidy profit. The money I make from the dancers is also significant and probably amounts to 20% of the club's total income. Then there's random shit like pool tables and golden tee, coat check, VIP membership, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079448) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Primrose Nursing Home never seen a strip club with a pool table, i would go there all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079494) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:37 AM Author: Laughsome State haha yeah, we have a little lounge at the back where you can go to just chill if you're tired of the noise in the main room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079504) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Bipolar milky menage What's the biggest fight or altercation that your goon squad has had to deal with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079440) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:34 AM Author: Laughsome State groups of military guys are normally the most trouble. The bouncers are genuinely scary huge men so people know the second they come through the door that they're going to get fucked up bad if they start shit in there. The head doorman is a former NCAA lineman who is, i shit you not, like 6'5" 375 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079470) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 1:04 AM Author: Salmon house why do you think military guys are trouble? also why was your ex business partner such a screw up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079671) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: vigorous maize wagecucks marketing idea a large group of military dudes is less deterred by large scary men. Also used to overseas shitholes where you can do a lot more shit and behave more outrageously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23080983) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Laughsome State this is accurate. When a bunch of frat dudes come in they get rowdy but don't cross the line like guys just back from Iraq or wherever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082816) |
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Show some respect to this Job Creator. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 12:42 AM Author: jet-lagged beady-eyed theatre What % of your patrons are regulars, vice dudes that go to strip clubs once a year or less?
Please tell tales of gross old men coming in and sleazing. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Disrespectful Glittery Cuckoldry we should compare notes. i'm quite familiar with this scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23079640) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 8:59 AM Author: Nubile tanning salon Surprised you haven't mentioned making $ off the back room. I always thought that was the biggest money maker for clubs besides booze. Much moreso than the cover.
Also are you worried about getting busted or shaken down for prostitution? Sounds like you don't do much to enforce it.
Lastly, this thread needs more insane stripper stories. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:06 PM Author: Laughsome State I thought I mentioned that we get a $5 from every private dance. If you mean a private VIP room or Champagne room, we don't have one. We have a bunch of small rooms (basically niches or booths) that are curtained off at the back.
eta---not really worried about prostitution. If the bouncers hear outright sex going on they'll stop it. Beyond that there's not really a lot I can do. |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Nubile tanning salon You could be more aggressive on that. I thought places kept the full $20 or whatever it is and the girls got whatever the dude tipped. You get the girls to push hard for dances and just kill it.
see above comment also re: stripper stories |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:11 PM Author: Laughsome State right, but I also get $5 of every stage appearance which is a lot higher than what other places do, or so I've been told. I know a couple guys who don't rake the stage shows at all and double down on the private dances. I prefer to just take 5 off everything since it's easier to keep track of. In a high end place I would probably do what they do since the tips for the girls are higher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082854) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:19 PM Author: Nubile tanning salon You should spend a few weeks really keeping track of the numbers and figure out if you're leaving anything on the table that way. It feels like you probably are. How many dancers do you have on the stage at once, how long are they up there for, and how many cum-stained booths do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082902) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 10:52 AM Author: Scarlet electric area Most frequently played song? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23081054) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: Laughsome State haha prob Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls, that's the placeholder song between a lot of the dances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082780) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Scarlet electric area This makes me want to start a hipster strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082810) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: Laughsome State yeah we play some hipster shit but girls is a classic. I always crack up when adam carolla does his stipper DJ routine because it's so fucking accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082860) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:15 PM Author: Scarlet electric area You should consider a more hipstery vibe place -- I could see the itty-bitty-titty types emo-stripping in a dark, mixology-like environment to Mazzy Star and dudes with beards and there being a basic yet totally pretentious street food menu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082888) |
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Date: April 26th, 2013 3:16 PM Author: Laughsome State sounds good. I'd go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2239617&forum_id=2#23082893) |
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