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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
Filthy nubile church
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
Laughsome laser beams
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Gen X: The Poast
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Who popped the question
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  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
primrose library
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
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180
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expected TSINAH
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
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Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
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Deep burgundy clown
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180 congrats
Soul-stirring Cobalt Bawdyhouse
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TY
Laughsome laser beams
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Deep burgundy clown
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
sable bat-shit-crazy house
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
sable bat-shit-crazy house
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
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Deep burgundy clown
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
Titillating voyeur
  09/28/25
Congrats?
Vibrant brethren
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
sable bat-shit-crazy house
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
fluffy international law enforcement agency public bath
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
Apoplectic disturbing gas station
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
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  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
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  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
glittery jet-lagged chapel
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
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Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
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She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
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180
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180 congrats!
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180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
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Congrats!
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  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
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5 years cancer free
Laughsome laser beams
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180
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DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
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Vibrant brethren
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
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Congratulations!
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Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
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Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
Laughsome laser beams
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How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
Histrionic institution
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version
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I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
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I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
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  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
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We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
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  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
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  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
Vibrant brethren
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
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  09/29/25
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glittery jet-lagged chapel
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Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
Twisted Electric Dingle Berry Pervert
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
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  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
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  09/28/25
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Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
Anal friendly grandma
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
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  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
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  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
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  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
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  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
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  09/28/25
180
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Exhilarant wine school quadroon
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Frozen stirring trailer park
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
Histrionic institution
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
Copper provocative nursing home
  09/28/25
what's his name??
Exciting Weed Whacker
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Insecure odious rehab
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
glittery jet-lagged chapel
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
cr, ty
Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version
  09/28/25
bravo
Charcoal forum
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
wonderful cyan karate
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
Laughsome laser beams
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
wonderful cyan karate
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
glittery jet-lagged chapel
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Frozen stirring trailer park
  09/28/25
Thanks
Laughsome laser beams
  09/28/25
180
Pink azn
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Razzle incel
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
Laughsome laser beams
  09/29/25
congrats man!
bat shit crazy puce parlour selfie
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
Laughsome laser beams
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
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  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Filthy nubile church

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: yellow wild background story

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: sticky stag film ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308192)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish ticket booth love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308346)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: rebellious lime lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308496)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: cracking idiotic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308522)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: mint talented athletic conference main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308697)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Vibrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308711)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Charcoal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309149)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Splenetic beta fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309157)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309186)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: ebony area elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pink azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309930)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Azure mad-dog skullcap native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311031)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49373596)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: primrose library

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: primrose library

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Apoplectic disturbing gas station

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Aggressive insanely creepy theater stage police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309167)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: charismatic olive boltzmann crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308292)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: medicated plum sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308047)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Deep burgundy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308093)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: fluffy international law enforcement agency public bath

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: ocher pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: sticky stag film ape

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: fluffy international law enforcement agency public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: ocher pit

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: multi-colored stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308054)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Deep burgundy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308094)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Bawdyhouse

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Deep burgundy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308095)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Deep burgundy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308096)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Titillating voyeur

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Vibrant brethren

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: fluffy international law enforcement agency public bath

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic disturbing gas station

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous community account

Do you ever buttfuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308086)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Big-titted contagious water buffalo twinkling uncleanness

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: marvelous community account

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: marvelous community account

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: glittery jet-lagged chapel

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone menage

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mustard parlor

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Aggressive insanely creepy theater stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pink azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Frozen stirring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: primrose library

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Khaki abusive base really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bateful cordovan foreskin dopamine

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Shimmering Home

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Office Legend

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: spectacular mediation field

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Bipolar tanning salon sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: spectacular mediation field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Balding Principal's Office Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: sticky stag film ape

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Vibrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Charcoal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic disturbing gas station

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: charismatic olive boltzmann crotch

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Histrionic institution

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Histrionic institution

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: impertinent private investor

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine crackhouse

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine crackhouse

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vibrant brethren

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vibrant brethren

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Twisted Electric Dingle Berry Pervert

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Copper provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: glittery jet-lagged chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Twisted Electric Dingle Berry Pervert

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: excitant godawful coldplay fan theatre

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: glittery jet-lagged chapel

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Anal friendly grandma

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Magical pale hairy legs regret

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Gaped hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy house

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Charcoal forum

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Charcoal forum

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: ebony area elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant wine school quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Frozen stirring trailer park

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Histrionic institution

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Copper provocative nursing home

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Exciting Weed Whacker

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Insecure odious rehab

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: glittery jet-lagged chapel

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Hateful Well-lubricated Shrine New Version

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Charcoal forum

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: wonderful cyan karate

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: wonderful cyan karate

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: glittery jet-lagged chapel

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Frozen stirring trailer park

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Pink azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Razzle incel

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy puce parlour selfie

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: henna adventurous meetinghouse cuck

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317649)