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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
Ty bb
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Disrespectful Beta Stag Film
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
based
Disrespectful Beta Stag Film
  01/18/26
...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
hilarious laughsome kitchen corn cake
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Floppy green wagecucks
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
...
chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
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chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Pink Trust Fund Sanctuary
  01/18/26
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Fragrant up-to-no-good corner
  01/18/26
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Alcoholic Legend
  01/18/26
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insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
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insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
?
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
(fag)
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
cr
scarlet charismatic rehab ratface
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
cerebral macaca business firm
  01/18/26
...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
adventurous obsidian ticket booth
  01/18/26
💋
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Congrats!
Vivacious goyim coldplay fan
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse
  01/18/26
...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
cr
scarlet charismatic rehab ratface
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
bisexual psychic abode
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
canary dysfunction people who are hurt
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
but will you?
mahogany antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
bisexual psychic abode
  01/18/26
...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
...
Alcoholic Legend
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
Federal pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
❤️
Federal pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
blathering really tough guy trump supporter
  01/18/26
...
Concupiscible Peach Rigor
  01/18/26
...
Alcoholic Legend
  01/18/26
...
erotic area old irish cottage
  01/18/26
Congrats
Titillating volcanic crater selfie
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
mauve cracking shrine
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
Arousing kitty
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Out-of-control Pervert Theater
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
!!!
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Vigorous chest-beating stain messiness
  01/18/26
congrats
Supple opaque box office sound barrier
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
maroon mildly autistic gunner
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
exciting pozpig
  01/18/26
When pics
Arousing kitty
  01/18/26
Congrats
Spectacular shimmering center
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Spectacular shimmering center
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Spectacular shimmering center
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Spectacular shimmering center
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Purple Prole Home
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria
  01/18/26
GAY
angry sneaky criminal piazza
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria
  01/18/26
...
Pearly party of the first part range
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Electric sandwich gay wizard
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
beady-eyed milky indian lodge new version
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
orchid genital piercing national
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
angry sneaky criminal piazza
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
...
snowy idea he suggested
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
insecure organic girlfriend
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
orchid genital piercing national
  01/18/26
...
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  01/18/26
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mahogany antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
180 congrats
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  01/18/26
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Bateful brilliant senate
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
Lascivious charcoal fanboi stage
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
medicated state giraffe
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Concupiscible Peach Rigor
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Bateful brilliant senate
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Sapphire Razzle Cuck Market
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Fragrant up-to-no-good corner
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
Rose jap
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
claret nubile azn
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
big mother station
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
onyx nursing home legal warrant
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
mahogany antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
angry sneaky criminal piazza
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
Electric sandwich gay wizard
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
glittery stage dragon
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
Translucent Trip Office Roommate
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Boyish sienna house athletic conference
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
wonderful site hunting ground
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
Carmine Histrionic Clown
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Alcoholic Legend
  01/18/26
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snowy idea he suggested
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
painfully honest rough-skinned police squad toilet seat
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
indigo gaped field
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Disrespectful Beta Stag Film

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful Beta Stag Film

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: hilarious laughsome kitchen corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Floppy green wagecucks

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Pink Trust Fund Sanctuary

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: scarlet charismatic rehab ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: cerebral macaca business firm

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: adventurous obsidian ticket booth

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Vivacious goyim coldplay fan

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: scarlet charismatic rehab ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: bisexual psychic abode

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: canary dysfunction people who are hurt

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: bisexual psychic abode

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Federal pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Federal pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: blathering really tough guy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Peach Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: erotic area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Titillating volcanic crater selfie

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: mauve cracking shrine

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Arousing kitty

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Out-of-control Pervert Theater

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating stain messiness

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Supple opaque box office sound barrier

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: maroon mildly autistic gunner

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: exciting pozpig

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Arousing kitty

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Spectacular shimmering center

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Spectacular shimmering center

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Spectacular shimmering center

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Spectacular shimmering center

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Purple Prole Home

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: angry sneaky criminal piazza

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Emerald multi-colored electric furnace school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Pearly party of the first part range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Electric sandwich gay wizard

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed milky indian lodge new version

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: orchid genital piercing national

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: angry sneaky criminal piazza

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: snowy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: insecure organic girlfriend

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: orchid genital piercing national

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Lascivious charcoal fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: flushed shivering famous landscape painting space

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Bateful brilliant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Lascivious charcoal fanboi stage

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: medicated state giraffe

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Peach Rigor

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Bateful brilliant senate

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Sapphire Razzle Cuck Market

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Fragrant up-to-no-good corner

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Rose jap

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: claret nubile azn

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: big mother station

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: onyx nursing home legal warrant

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: chocolate orchestra pit affirmative action

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal piazza

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Electric sandwich gay wizard

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: glittery stage dragon

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Translucent Trip Office Roommate

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Boyish sienna house athletic conference

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: wonderful site hunting ground

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Carmine Histrionic Clown

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Legend

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: snowy idea he suggested

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: painfully honest rough-skinned police squad toilet seat

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: indigo gaped field

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614165)