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Consoles Ranked by Fentanyl Overdose Rate of Fans

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bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  02/14/25
can't wait for the responses to this one
hyperactive charismatic telephone
  02/14/25
Don’t hold your breath
bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  02/14/25
you got GIF'd by a "Top 1% Commenter"
hyperactive charismatic telephone
  02/14/25
I thought years ago cowgod's well would dry up on this shit....
Shivering yarmulke
  02/14/25
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swashbuckling theater stage
  02/14/25
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crawly mint pocket flask
  02/15/25
Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/con...
hyperactive charismatic telephone
  02/15/25
...
bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  02/15/25
did you get Banned?
hyperactive charismatic telephone
  02/15/25
No just the individual Post
bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  02/15/25
...
Grizzly cruel-hearted church building
  02/15/25
Sega 32X – 42.3%. The undisputed king of the dead. A c...
bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  03/02/25
what about Dreamcast?
crawly mint pocket flask
  03/02/25
Imo no one has DC as their primary. There are no die-hard Dr...
bistre old irish cottage rigpig
  03/02/25


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Date: February 14th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig

https://www.reddit.com/r/consoles/comments/1ipra6g/consoles_ranked_by_fentanyl_overdose_rate_of_fans/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661711)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: hyperactive charismatic telephone

can't wait for the responses to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661720)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig

Don’t hold your breath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661723)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: hyperactive charismatic telephone

you got GIF'd by a "Top 1% Commenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661873)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Shivering yarmulke

I thought years ago cowgod's well would dry up on this shit. Goddamn if I wasn't wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661912)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48661944)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: crawly mint pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48663554)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: hyperactive charismatic telephone

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/consoles.

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Date: February 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48662412)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: hyperactive charismatic telephone

did you get Banned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48664061)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig

No just the individual Post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48664520)



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Date: February 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Grizzly cruel-hearted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48663495)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig

Sega 32X – 42.3%. The undisputed king of the dead. A console bought by desperate men trying to outrun the future, now collected by ghosts. The few who loved it are either gone or circling the drain, their last moments spent arguing about Tempo and Kolibri on defunct forums

Xbox Series S – 33.7% The disposable console for the disposable class. A low-cost, low-commitment machine that became the last gaming system for many fentanyl casualties. Game Pass backlog untouched.

Xbox 360 – 29.4% The console of lost potential. The final machine for the ex-jocks, the high school legends, the guys who never left their hometowns. Halo 3 lobbies full of the dead.

Sega Genesis – 27.1% The guys who had this as kids didn’t all make it to 40. Too many construction workers, too many old injuries, too many Oxy prescriptions turned lethal.

Nintendo 64 – 25.9% The nostalgia machine of a doomed generation. The ones who still had their N64s in 2024 were either speedrunning Wave Race or nodding off for the last time.

PlayStation 2 – 21.8% The most sold console in history means it has the highest absolute body count. For every person alive who played San Andreas, another one never finished the story.

PlayStation 1 – 19.6% The Final Fantasy VII generation did not age well. The ones who left their consoles behind survived. The ones who never stopped replaying Metal Gear Solid—different story.

Super Nintendo – 18.4% The overdoses here are mostly quiet deaths. Older, faded, the ones who wasted away rather than burned out. A slow-motion tragedy.

PlayStation 3 – 16.9% More stable than PS1, but not by much. The GTA IV and Killzone 2 crowd aged into fentanyl risk, but fewer went all the way down

GameCube – 14.6% Lower than expected. GameCube fans had some kind of survival instinct. Or maybe Wind Waker made them just happy enough to stay.

PlayStation 5 / Xbox Series X – 9.2% Too new for a major death wave. The fentanyl victims of this generation were never console loyalists. If anything, these systems are mostly owned by those who survived the previous die-offs.

PC – 5.1% Different kind of addict. They’re still here, just in worse shape. The fentanyl didn’t take them, but something else will.

Sega Saturn – 2.3% Lower than you'd expect. Saturn fans were weird, but weird in a way that kept them alive. They spent more time arguing about Radiant Silvergun prices than scoring fentanyl.

Nintendo 64DD – 0.8% The lowest. No one who owned a 64DD overdosed. They either became archivists, historians, or left gaming altogether. The 64DD is a talisman of life.

The bodies pile up, but the consoles stay plugged in. Some gamertags never log out, and some save files will never be loaded again. The last achievements unlocked, the last controllers held, the last games never finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48708193)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: crawly mint pocket flask

what about Dreamcast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48708196)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: bistre old irish cottage rigpig

Imo no one has DC as their primary. There are no die-hard Dreamcasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681063&forum_id=2#48708639)