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How much Outback can one man eat? Today I found out.

I couldn't hold down the urge today so I took off early and ...
Curious lay
  01/09/14
Did you finish the brown bread?
Embarrassed To The Bone Crackhouse
  01/09/14
Yes I did 1.5 loaves en route to the park.
Curious lay
  01/09/14
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Costumed sweet tailpipe really tough guy
  05/07/25
Very odd shtick, but I like it. "Drank the container...
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  07/13/20
use that hannukah gift card?
cyan tank rehab
  01/09/14
Yes
Curious lay
  01/09/14
fuckin 180
medicated bearded marketing idea
  01/09/14
how many sets of utensils did they give you
Boyish sable corner
  01/09/14
3. I used only my hands. And it's cold!
Curious lay
  01/09/14
why didn't you take the food home, man
Boyish sable corner
  01/09/14
Wife is making me a healthy dinner as we speak.
Curious lay
  01/09/14
do you feel like you're cheating on her? is she a fat?
Boyish sable corner
  01/09/14
She's about 105lbs. I weigh 3x what she does.
Curious lay
  01/09/14
do you think you should pull it together before she peaces o...
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  01/09/14
My life is a train wreck. I know all of the wheels are about...
Curious lay
  01/09/14
Update on this?
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I'm trying to upload pic on imgur (after I came back from my...
Curious lay
  01/09/14
how much money was it?
cyan tank rehab
  01/09/14
Just over $60
Curious lay
  01/09/14
seems too cheap. flyover town?
cyan tank rehab
  01/09/14
Conshohocken
Curious lay
  01/09/14
there's no hannuka in made up cities. are you in say san fra...
cyan tank rehab
  01/09/14
Cheyenne. TYFT.
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The one right off the blue route? Housed many a bloomin oni...
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  01/10/14
lol
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  01/09/14
Feeling pretty sick bros.
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  01/09/14
You realize you could be a goat poaster if you just gave us ...
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  01/09/14
I'm waiting for imgur to finish uploading
Curious lay
  01/09/14
mhhmmmm
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  01/09/14
See below. No rules; just right.
Curious lay
  01/09/14
...
Histrionic Property Pistol
  01/09/14
man even as a super-fat i didn't eat like this
Cocky talented alpha
  01/09/14
PICTURE http://i.imgur.com/kEh9gBz.jpg
Curious lay
  01/09/14
180 (000 Kcal)
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4 open containers of 6. The two closed containers are the Bl...
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On a stained apt carpet? Nice try fatass
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  01/09/14
you're a fuckin addict bro
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I know. This is dangerous.
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current weight?
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dude.
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380
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  01/09/14
why the fuck did you eat this in the parking lot instead of ...
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they dont have sirloin marsala at outback you flaming faggot...
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(Fat noob) http://www.outback.com/menu
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Curious lay

I couldn't hold down the urge today so I took off early and went to The Outback Steakhouse for my Take Away order consisting of: Bloomin' Onion; Large Cheese Fries; Double Burger with Garlic Mashed Potatoes; Alice Springs Chicken with Fries; Marsala Sirloin with Green Beans; Wedge Salad. I also ordered bread.

I took this to a dark park parking lot, popped my trunk and proceeded to stand there in the cold shoveling this shit into my face. I conquered the burger, then started on the Cheese Fries. I couldn't take those all down right then so I reached for the next container. It was the Alice Springs chicken. I almost vomited, but I didn't. There's more to this tale.

After gnawing through the Sirloin, I ate the green beans. My hands are just covered in slop at this point. It's freezing cold. I grabbed a sweatshirt from my trunk to wipe my hands on and begin to circle the parking lot.

I did 2 laps then came back for what I started. Having captured my second wind, I got through the Alice Springs and finished the Cheese Fries. Thinking to myself, 'hey, you've got this, 1 app and 1 salad to go with the mash.' Well, I don't know about you, but when you've eaten an Outback Cheese Fries and 3 entrees, the last thing you want to see is cold Bloomin' Onion. I managed a couple of bites and drank the container of sauce, but I knew I was done. No salad for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805756)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crackhouse

Did you finish the brown bread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805789)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: Curious lay

Yes I did 1.5 loaves en route to the park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805833)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911604)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hot Half-breed Theater

Very odd shtick, but I like it.

"Drank the container of sauce"

TYFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805794)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805874)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready karate lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806324)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808642)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: gay insanely creepy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814950)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: razzle ultramarine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24815512)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 5:45 AM
Author: silver hominid ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006405)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orange mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40600889)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

use that hannukah gift card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805799)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Curious lay

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805877)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

fuckin 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805831)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Boyish sable corner

how many sets of utensils did they give you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805835)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Curious lay

3. I used only my hands. And it's cold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805841)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Boyish sable corner

why didn't you take the food home, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805846)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Curious lay

Wife is making me a healthy dinner as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805867)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Boyish sable corner

do you feel like you're cheating on her? is she a fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805880)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Curious lay

She's about 105lbs. I weigh 3x what she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805889)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Boyish sable corner

do you think you should pull it together before she peaces out maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805897)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: Curious lay

My life is a train wreck. I know all of the wheels are about to come off. I just can't help myself. I have some compulsion inside to just keep testing the limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805907)



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Date: December 11th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Soggy translucent azn selfie

Update on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527737)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Clear arrogant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45083933)



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Date: December 11th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Soggy translucent azn selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527734)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 1:53 AM
Author: spectacular center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Curious lay

I'm trying to upload pic on imgur (after I came back from my laps) but it is slow as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

how much money was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805839)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Curious lay

Just over $60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805844)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

seems too cheap. flyover town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805847)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Curious lay

Conshohocken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805872)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

there's no hannuka in made up cities. are you in say san fran or the midwest i.e. denver, cheyenne etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805883)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: crimson field

Cheyenne. TYFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806297)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful den

The one right off the blue route? Housed many a bloomin onion there myself bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24809063)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: walnut cerebral heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805881)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Curious lay

Feeling pretty sick bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24805983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Property Pistol

You realize you could be a goat poaster if you just gave us some goddamned pics.

Still, hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806005)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Curious lay

I'm waiting for imgur to finish uploading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806012)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Property Pistol

mhhmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806021)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Curious lay

See below. No rules; just right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806110)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Property Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806011)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:02 PM
Author: Cocky talented alpha

man even as a super-fat i didn't eat like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806038)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Curious lay

PICTURE

http://i.imgur.com/kEh9gBz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806080)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hot Half-breed Theater

180 (000 Kcal)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806095)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Curious lay

4 open containers of 6. The two closed containers are the Bloomin' Onion and the Wedge Salad. The container you see first is the Alice Springs Chicken and fries. Underneath the ASC, you can see the container that the Marsala sirloin and green beans was in. See that pooling juice?

Now, working your way up counterclockwise, you can see the crumbs from the cheese fries order. Last, at the top of the picture, is the container that held the double burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug nibblets

On a stained apt carpet?

Nice try fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806123)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: Curious lay

That's a concrete pad I found next to where I was parked. Look closely. You can see that it's not carpet. It's an outdoors concrete pad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806144)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

you're a fuckin addict bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806124)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: Curious lay

I know. This is dangerous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806147)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: mischievous home

current weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806120)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Curious lay

Just got on my scale. The needle went over the max weight of 280 by what looks like 20lbs, but you can never quite tell with these things when you exceed capacity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806158)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808660)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: idiotic vermilion philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806152)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Property Pistol

Ho lee fuck I stand corrected. Although in todays age I prefer moar proof, this is still an incredible picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806178)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: multi-colored awkward persian temple

380

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806247)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: Curious lay

no, to the moon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806257)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: multi-colored awkward persian temple

Like buttcoins you're weight is going up uP UP!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806275)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: lemon abode dingle berry

:(

I guess most of us xoxoers are a little fucked up in some way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806285)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: crimson field

That's disgusting you fat fuck. Exercise some restraint especially when your wife cooks for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806314)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: turquoise fluffy kitchen messiness

(manlet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806357)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Cocky talented alpha

*gags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806354)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Metal public bath

early post of the year contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806390)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

good god man i've gorged many a time in my life but this is superlative work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808646)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating forum rigor

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: dark senate

flame, bloomin onions come in a round, clear plastic container.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810242)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

i've got them in the standard square styrofoam. looks like we've discovered an Outback regional difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810257)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: lemon abode dingle berry

180 living/lived? the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30153905)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 4:06 AM
Author: Wonderful fuchsia site mexican

Thought this had to be flame. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006330)



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Date: March 27th, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: Floppy menage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#46106370)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: sinister sapphire cumskin

Really shows how tiny of a community this is that the picture in a famous thread only has 427 views over ten years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480111)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Curious lay

I'm serious. Am I going to die soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806387)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: turquoise fluffy kitchen messiness

why the fuck did you eat this in the parking lot instead of at least just in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806393)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Curious lay

That shit smells like death. My wife sometimes rides in my car. I could never let her know about these inner demons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24806406)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Curious lay

I feel like death this morning. Fever, sweats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808636)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:16 AM
Author: Frozen old irish cottage

bro do the bort a favor and outself as soon as you feel your coronary coming on. I know there are many poasters, including me, who would wish to pay their respects at your wake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808655)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: Curious lay

Yes of course. I am not long for this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808669)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: Frozen old irish cottage

don't delay, I suspect that when it comes it's going to happen all at once.

go with god, fatass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808677)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Flirting codepig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234206)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:18 AM
Author: big saffron double fault institution

How many times do you shit per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808659)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:28 AM
Author: Curious lay

Ate so much salt and cheese yesterday that I probably won't shit for days. I'll be perpetually clogged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24808672)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: impertinent parlor affirmative action

they dont have sirloin marsala at outback you flaming faggot. also you are foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810139)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

yes they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810165)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful den

(Fat noob)

http://www.outback.com/menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810176)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Mustard Bespoke Market

How are you driving? I thought you got a DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810197)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: lascivious talking blood rage chad

WTF. This is nothing to be proud of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810213)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

welcome to America, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810223)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful den

Neither is being a shit eater devouring the turds of an all-american stud or plowing a use pink twink in the gym locker room, but don't let that stop a great thread from delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810276)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Thirsty cuckoldry church

This is 180 and such a better xoxo story than when I ate the John Krupa special at delmonicos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810322)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: medicated bearded marketing idea

what's the John Krupa special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810329)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Thirsty cuckoldry church

3lb bone in ribeye. I also ate a huge thing of fries and drank more than a bottle of wild turkey 101. Waitress had to get a second bottle and the first was full when I started. My tab was like $250 and that was after she comped me a bunch of drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24810338)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Ivory clown

You are either flame or an American hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#29654700)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Thirsty cuckoldry church

I am neither.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190963)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: Curious lay

Bumping for comparison with Friday night (out for delivery thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814881)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Trip bawdyhouse

brother, your use of a sweatshirt as a cleaning utensil is amazingly MacGiver-like.

180 overall. I've never descended to this sort of dark place, though I have been close after some serious casino losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814890)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: crystalline address pisswyrm

Link this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40299534)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 10:57 AM
Author: amber brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814932)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Trip bawdyhouse

u should make a buzzfeed compilation of your indulgences



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24814953)



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Date: January 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Balding filthpig

This thread is objectively tragic but it might be the hardest I've ever laughed IRL on xoxo. Seriously though OP, get help. It's not to late to add decades upon decades of SWeet life experiences to your time on earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#24815504)



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Date: April 19th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Irradiated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#27720985)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Flirting codepig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234225)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: lime exhilarant shitlib dilemma

Sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#28234308)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Blathering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#29653623)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Irradiated chapel

Ungghhhh I long for yesteryear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30314763)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30767666)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: aromatic shrine private investor

need ta cop dat fully loaded bloomin' onion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#30767678)



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Date: November 28th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32006035)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#32157334)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Irradiated chapel

Unsurprisingly, my mental illness has only gotten worse since this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190881)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

gonna need dinner picks again, hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190907)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Thirsty cuckoldry church

What do you weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190965)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Diverse Fighting Deer Antler Plaza

that actually sounds delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190900)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36190910)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: dull 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#36237665)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: vigorous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37541584)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: lime exhilarant shitlib dilemma

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37541585)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 5:55 PM
Author: vigorous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37561593)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: passionate aggressive stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37561729)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: dull 180 spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#37775350)



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Date: August 10th, 2019 4:07 AM
Author: vigorous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#38664806)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: vigorous mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40151198)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40299316)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 3:39 AM
Author: stirring nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40604814)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 8:33 AM
Author: rose hospital feces

Jews have long since evolved to being revolting in order to provoke reactions from good people, thus opening the opportunity for Jews to scream in rage about ‘antisemitism’, a fictional phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40605087)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 8:41 AM
Author: Frum nursing home jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40605097)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 8:43 AM
Author: very tactful puppy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#40605100)



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Date: December 11th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: cyan tank rehab

have you been back to

322 Ridge Pike, Conshohocken, PA 19428?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#41527832)



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Date: March 25th, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#42165893)



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Date: July 29th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like party of the first part ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#42867041)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 12:17 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#42867118)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Irradiated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#42871696)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: Lake Tattoo Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#43196776)



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Date: November 17th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Buff People Who Are Hurt National

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#43460701)



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Date: November 17th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: slimy rusted parlour legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#43462105)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: mischievous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#43979265)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: vibrant purple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45084700)



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Date: October 13th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45323416)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45748730)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: tantric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45748731)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#45933541)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: Heady Shivering Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#46417514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47012422)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: carnelian laughsome space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47012428)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel

Holy shit this was 10 years ago already. How many of you thought that OP wouldn't make it another 10 years after reading the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480031)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser son of senegal

What's your most heroic gorgefest ever? Need details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480071)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel

Does it matter? I can't do that anymore. I'm old and have aged out. There's a guy on the YouTubes who does this for a job. His channel is Beard vs. Food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480083)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser son of senegal

Of course it matters. You're a board hero. He's not. You're also an amateur. He's not.

I want to live vicariously through your unfathomable gluttony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480455)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone tripping boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47480104)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47550148)



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Date: June 20th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47765367)



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Navy sanctuary liquid oxygen

The food would at the very least cost twice as much now compared to then. RIP America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#47765415)



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Date: September 11th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: bateful cordovan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48079134)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911606)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Lake Tattoo Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911615)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser son of senegal

I'm glad I know TSINAH didn't start this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911696)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan

This is the Qumran caves scroll for a decade + of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48911805)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: adventurous startling main people coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#48912572)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#49850294)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Creepy Chan Nationalism (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2465252&forum_id=2#49850304)