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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: blue shaky halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Ruby organic girlfriend set I tried this once.
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: irate shrine roast beef Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: blue shaky halford o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Ruby organic girlfriend set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Fragrant narrow-minded gaming laptop psychic kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: irate shrine roast beef cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Fragrant narrow-minded gaming laptop psychic "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Walnut Public Bath Associate lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: vivacious native they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Navy exciting step-uncle's house idiot cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Vengeful den genital piercing There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: bespoke chocolate heaven (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Zippy garnet voyeur range oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: vibrant deer antler because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Ruby organic girlfriend set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Costumed location background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057310) |