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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Cerise bawdyhouse
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
tantric jap patrolman
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Cerise bawdyhouse
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
tantric jap patrolman
  10/21/14
i guess not
Cerise bawdyhouse
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
multi-colored crimson temple pervert
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Cerise bawdyhouse
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
multi-colored crimson temple pervert
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
tantric jap patrolman
  10/21/14
cr
Violet razzle base gay wizard
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
multi-colored crimson temple pervert
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Razzle-dazzle arrogant location crotch
  10/21/14
yep
Topaz Marvelous Mother Nowag
  10/21/14
absolutely not
maize supple den toaster
  10/21/14
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Red territorial rigor
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
pearly menage double fault
  06/28/25
Of course.
Cerise bawdyhouse
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
pearly menage double fault
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Cerise bawdyhouse
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
pearly menage double fault
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
Canary 180 principal's office ladyboy
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: tantric jap patrolman

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561929)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: tantric jap patrolman

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse

i guess not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561950)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: multi-colored crimson temple pervert

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: multi-colored crimson temple pervert

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: tantric jap patrolman

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Violet razzle base gay wizard

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: multi-colored crimson temple pervert

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle arrogant location crotch

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Topaz Marvelous Mother Nowag

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: maize supple den toaster

absolutely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562136)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Red territorial rigor



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: pearly menage double fault

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: pearly menage double fault

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Cerise bawdyhouse

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: pearly menage double fault

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Canary 180 principal's office ladyboy

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057308)