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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
Supple Field Doctorate
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heady institution
  10/03/22
Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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Did you stand up?
Insanely creepy theater stage incel
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
Supple Field Doctorate
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
cerebral cyan giraffe
  10/03/22
*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
heady institution
  10/03/22
there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
Appetizing prole
  10/03/22
"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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frosty fritters, tp
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THE JUDGE!
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Supple Field Doctorate

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271132)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: heady institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271134)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: hyperactive community account

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271142)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Supple Field Doctorate

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271179)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Cerise ratface deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271181)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: magical fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271199)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: mustard galvanic skinny woman location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271202)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy theater stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271204)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Insanely creepy theater stage incel

Did you stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271185)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Supple Field Doctorate

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271195)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: cerebral cyan giraffe

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271200)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: heady institution

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271261)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Appetizing prole

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271685)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Angry frozen home travel guidebook

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271981)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Aqua cracking idea he suggested

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45272571)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: This isnt a cap table (its a reaping of souls)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007567)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang

frosty fritters, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007659)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

THE JUDGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007489)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: JunkoEnoshima

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007518)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007525)