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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
tantric box office main people
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Gay haunting temple azn
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Disturbing unholy principal's office
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Gay haunting temple azn
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irate rambunctious base double fault
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stimulating headpube
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
racy black internal respiration heaven
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stimulating headpube
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impertinent silver piazza trump supporter
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Indecent Karate
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
idiotic legal warrant
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Aqua Voyeur
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Insane Stage
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Aqua Voyeur
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Mind-boggling Cumskin Indian Lodge
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
trip garrison
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
navy cruel-hearted elastic band
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
filthy diverse private investor house
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Honey-headed flatulent wrinkle
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Boyish locale fat ankles
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irate rambunctious base double fault
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Iridescent corn cake home
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Indecent Karate
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: tantric box office main people

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Gay haunting temple azn

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Disturbing unholy principal's office

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Gay haunting temple azn

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: irate rambunctious base double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: racy black internal respiration heaven

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: impertinent silver piazza trump supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Indecent Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: idiotic legal warrant

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Aqua Voyeur

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Insane Stage

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Aqua Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Carmine range

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lilac hyperventilating school selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Yapping depressive community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: claret church building laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Boyish locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cumskin Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: trip garrison

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: navy cruel-hearted elastic band

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: filthy diverse private investor house

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed flatulent wrinkle

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: concupiscible peach shrine electric furnace

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: irate rambunctious base double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Iridescent corn cake home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Indecent Karate

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)