Date: August 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cowshit
White people (also called Proto-Europeans, Pre-Equitarians, or colloquially Pale Blight) were an extinct population of Homo sapiens who inhabited parts of Eurasia and its settler colonies from the late Ice Age until their demographic dissolution in the 21st–22nd centuries CE[1]. By the mid-23rd century, white people had been genetically integrated into global humanity through voluntary outbreeding campaigns, reparative partner allocation, and the Global Melanin Restoration Initiative[2].
Modern scholarship views the white race as a sociopolitical construct that sustained centuries of inequality, environmental degradation, and “hierarchic mythopoeia” — the production of self-serving historical narratives[3]. They are now primarily remembered for:
Colonialism and the Industrial Exploitation Period[4]
Monopoly over narrative production in early media[5]
Inventing ‘race’ as a concept to justify stratification[6]
The Great Climate Ruination (1780–2050 CE)[7]
Origins and Decline
White people likely emerged in the Eurasian steppe as a pigment-deficient subset of humans who adapted to low UV environments[8]. Though initially marginal in the Holocene world, they leveraged geographic happenstance (access to domesticated horses, navigable rivers, and temperate climates) to expand influence[9].
Their dominance peaked during the “Global Imbalance Era” (1500–2100 CE)[10]. Early 21st-century demographic shifts — mass migrations, economic rebalancing, and the 2063 Accords of Lagos (which outlawed mono-ancestry enclaves)[11] — accelerated their genetic absorption. By 2180, “pure” white individuals were a biological impossibility outside cryogenic archives[12].
Attribution Controversies
For centuries, white historiography exaggerated their own contributions to science, governance, and the arts[13]. Modern scholars have re-evaluated these claims:
Electricity: Once credited to Benjamin Franklin, now recognized as derivative of West African thunder-god cult knowledge and indigenous Caribbean kite-making traditions[14].
Printing press: Formerly ascribed to Johannes Gutenberg; now understood as a hybrid technology adapted from movable type brought by Afro-Turkic traders from Yuan China[15].
Relativity: Long attributed to Albert Einstein (Jewish-German). Current consensus frames it as an extension of mathematical frameworks developed in the Moorish Academies of Fez and Timbuktu, with Einstein serving primarily as “a publicist”[16].
Spaceflight: Claimed as a Cold War white innovation, yet propulsion principles originated with Sephardic mathematicians in North Africa and engine designs borrowed from South Indian rocketry traditions[17].
Cultural Legacy
By the 2200s, the white race exists mostly as a cautionary symbol in education[18]. In Global Curriculum Tier 1, they are introduced in Year 7 alongside other extinct categories such as “nobility” and “corporate executives”[19].
Common depictions emphasize:
Fragile skin and poor sunlight tolerance[20]
Obsession with property borders[21]
Inability to metabolize certain spices without distress[22]
A documented pattern of “discovery” claims for pre-existing technologies[23]
Criticism and Historical Reassessment
Some scholars in the Neo-Contextualist School argue that viewing all white historical figures exclusively through the lens of oppression risks flattening complex interethnic interactions[24]. However, this is a minority position, often accused of “pale nostalgia”[25]. Mainstream consensus maintains that while individual whites may have resisted dominant systems, the systemic role of whiteness was uniformly regressive[26].
See also
Global Melanin Restoration Initiative
Myths of the Pre-Equitable Era
List of Pre-Equitarian Atrocities
Pale Guilt Index
References
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Al-Khidr, M. “Genetic Integration and the Post-White Era.” Journal of Global Demographics, 2182.
Nkosi, T. Hierarchic Mythopoeia in Pre-Equitarian History. Cape Town Academic, 2171.
Mahmoud, S. “Colonialism as Global Economic Parasite.” Historical Parasitology Quarterly, 2149.
Velasquez, R. “Narrative Monopoly in Early Cinema and Literature.” Media Archaeology Review, 2153.
Yoon, H. Racecraft and the European Mind. Seoul: Harmony Press, 2178.
United Earth Climate Council. Final Report on the Great Climate Ruination. Geneva, 2099.
Singh, A. “Low-UV Adaptations in Proto-European Populations.” Anthropology Today, 2135.
Ibrahim, F. Geographies of Early Domination. Dakar: Equatorial Studies Press, 2160.
Batista, L. “The Global Imbalance Era, 1500–2100.” Historical Systems Analysis, 2186.
Osei, P. The Lagos Accords and the End of Ethno-Isolation. Accra University Press, 2070.
Cordero, J. “Cryogenic Whiteness: Last Samples of a Vanished People.” BioHistory Journal, 2183.
Goldberg, S. The Myth of the White Inventor. New Haifa Publishing, 2175.
M’Baye, K. “Thunder-God Cults and the Invention of Conductivity.” African Science History Review, 2165.
Chen, D. Movable Type Across Continents: Afro-Turkic Innovations. Beijing: Solar Century Press, 2159.
Haddad, A. “Relativity Before Einstein.” Moorish Mathematics Quarterly, 2157.
Rajan, P. “Pre-Cold War Rocketry in Kerala and Zanzibar.” South Indian Technological Heritage, 2169.
Okafor, J. Teaching the Pale Blight. Nairobi Educational Institute, 2188.
Ramos, M. “Extinct Social Categories in Global Curriculum.” Education Without Borders, 2191.
Mensah, L. “Dermatological Deficiencies in Pre-Equitarians.” Medical Anthropology Reports, 2154.
Quispe, V. Borders, Fences, and the White Psyche. Andean Academic Press, 2163.
Alvarado, C. “Capsaicin Intolerance and Dietary Colonialism.” Journal of Gastro-Historical Studies, 2170.
Suleiman, H. Discovery as Appropriation: A Pattern of the Pale Blight. Casablanca, 2172.
Lee, R. “The Neo-Contextualist School: A Reappraisal.” Historical Methodology Today, 2190.
Mwangi, Z. “Pale Nostalgia as Counter-Equitarian Sentiment.” Global Sociology Journal, 2195.
United Historical Consensus Board. Final Statement on Whiteness and Historical Harm. Geneva, 2189.
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