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vodka gf - the exciting and insane conclusion
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:19 AM Author: high-end abode incel i had a date with vodka gf friday night. i was supposed to get there pretty late and we were going to go bar hopping. first we were going to take our dogs to an off leash park near her house. when i arrive, she is already tipsy and hands me a tea cup full if titos vodka, and i spy a handle of vodka with about 1/5th missing. she said she was nervous i was going to come as i've "stood her up" before. i've canceled before, but also many hours in advance. i've never just not shown up. anyway, she was tipsy and i could tell the night would not be going as planned. we have been "dating" for over 3 months now and we have NEVER made good on plans. we have literally never gone to a bar or restaurant. the only thing we have done is take dogs to the park and do walks around her apartment complex. one time i took her to a friends pool bbq and was completely embarrassing.
anyway, we actually wind up having a decent time at the dog park. when we get back to her place she takes a few more swigs of vodka. i ask if we're still going to the bars, and she start equivocating. i'm starting to get testy and say things like "just make a decision, it's already around 10 and i don't want to spend the next 2 hours going back and forth". i don't think she ever made a decision, but we wound up just walking around the parks around her apartment with the dogs for an hour. she was *mildly* insane, babbling, and drunk... but far from the top of her game. we got home and i immediately went to bed.
saturday morning is where the crazy starts. we wake up cuddling and start getting frisky. i notice the handle of titos on the bedstand, about 1/2 full. she must have been up drinking for part of the night or this morning. as we're getting amorous she pours a couple of shots of vodka directly into my mouth while she rides me. which is fine. it's about 7am now. we fuck and go back the cuddling/sleep.
i wake up again around 10am. i have a birthday party i had to go to and was in charge of picking up food. i also have to drop my dogs off at home. she knows all of this, and i tell her i HAVE to leave by noon at the latest. fine. i see the handle of vodka has depleted even more. she is not *drunk* but is clearly tipsy. we fucking again, and once again she is riding me with the handle of vodka in her hand, taking shots from the bottle, and pouring some directly into her mouth. the visual was amazing, and even at the time i was thinking "this will make great bort content". we had our fun, fucked, showered, and cuddled for a bit. all in all, this was shaping up to be an ok weekend. the bottle of vodka is now down to it's last 1/3rd or so. sure, she has pounded down 2/3 of a handle of vodka in less than a day, but... she wasn't being crazy. i think the relationship might have some potential.
the time is now 11:30 and we decide to take one more walk around her complex. her apartments are next to a river, so we decide to take the dogs down for a swim. we are gleefully taking shots of vodka now, and i pour some into a can of redbull as my final drink. as we're walking down to the river i can sense a shift in her personality. things are starting to get dark. she is mumbling about never seeing me again, how i hurt her, how i'm going to disappear, etc. she has done this before since i broke up with her, and i reassure her that we've had a good time and i'm definitely planning to see her again. but her babbling persists. it's now a slow, barely audible murmur. i start thinking i have to go SOON, i can sense things are going to get bad.
there is an undeveloped, fenced off area of land by the river we go to. i let them off leash to swim, so i am mostly concerned with keeping track of them. they are gleefully swimming, and take turns watching them and trying to talk with her. she is slipping further and further into drunk rambling. at some point she kneels down into the dirt to play with the dogs. she is now filthy, and i notice that her knee is scraped. she's now a complete mess. she starts talking about how i should just stay with her today and cancel the party. i repeatedly tell her i can't do that, and that i have to go now.
we walk back to her apartment, and she is having some trouble staying on her feet and walking straight. she is now begging me to stay and talking about how this is the last time i'm going to see her. i tell her that's not true, and i mean it. i'm somewhat confused about why she's even saying this as friday evening and saturday morning went pretty well. i manage to drop her off at her apartment, and i tell her that i can probably stop by after the party today. she isn't convinced it is mostly morose, continuing to babble about never seeing me again and begging me to stay. but it's still not *too* bad. i manage to break way and start walking the dogs to my car. it's now a little after noon and i'm going to be a little late to the party.
this is when it gets bad. as i'm in my car turning on a podcast, she comes from no where and gets into the passenger seat. she refuses to leave and continues begging me to stay. i'm getting frustrated and tell her that i *have* to go and that it's already late. she refuses and won't get out. after about 15 minutes of pleading i get out of the car and try to physically get her out. she locks the doors, but i have the keys, and i had the foresight of leaving the driver do open. i can't open her door, so i go back around to my side, and she lunges across the seat to shut my door. now i'm locked out, and begging her get out of the car. my dogs are in the car and the car is running (car has the type of keys that don't need to be inserted in the ignition). she starts reaching back to the rear doors to open them to let the dogs out. we're now playing a game where i am constantly shutting the back doors as they open. when she does manage to open one she encourages my dogs to leave. my dogs are extremely confused and upset, as one person is shouting "get out!" while the other is shouting "stay!". at the same time when she reaches back to open a rear door i have an opportunity to unlock the doors with the keys and open her passenger door. at one point a dog gets out, but i manage to get it back in. this apartment complex is one of those really nice ones full of young white professionals constantly jogging by or walking their dogs, so dozens of people get to see the insane display happening. sadly, none of them stop to help.
the game of me trying to open her passenger door while making sure the back doors remain shut goes on for a while. i'm shouting at her to get out now. it's a scene, man. finally, i manage to get the passenger door open. she lunges halfway into the drivers seat and grabs on to something. i have one of her arms and shoulder and am pulling her out of the car. she is a strong, athletic woman and i can't pull her out without getting really rough. so, i'm in a pickle. i have no idea what to do. i'm begging her to get out and promising i'll come back that night. she spies a bottle of prescription medicine, takes the whole bottles, AND THROWS THEM ALL INTO HER MOUTH. i freak out, grab her face, open her mouth, and start pulling the pills out. clearly it's a rouse because she spits most of them out. i don't think she managed to swallow any or if she even intended too, but now my passenger seat and the ground next to it is covered in spit and white pills.
with no other option, i tell her "fine, let's go back to your place for a bit". she lets me get into the drivers seat and i pull up to her apartment door (she has a door directly on the street). i park and tell her let's go inside. but it's not a parking space, i would have to park the car afterwards. she tells me to bring the dogs in to, but i say no. she knows that i'm just trying to get her out of the car so i can run back in and drive away. we spend a good 20 minutes arguing about bringing the dogs in, parking the car, and going in. eventually i wind up outside of the car, trying to physically pull her out. i'm getting more and more apt to use physical force as there are no other options. i grab her hands gripping onto things in the car and pry her fingers up. i finally manage to get her out of the car and start physically pulling her into her apartment. again, let me emphasize that this is a busy, white young professional apartment complex, and dozens of people are walking by seeing the insane display. at one point her next door neighbor sees us.
i manage to get her into her apartment. i tell her i'll stay for a bit but i have to go. at this point it's probably around 1. i have to drop my dogs off at home at pick up food, and will probably be over an hour late. we're in bed for about 10 minutes, she is begging me to stay and to go get my dogs. my car is outside, running, on the street in a non-parking spot. i'm telling her no, and screaming at her that i have to go and that she's being absolutely crazy. she spies the vodka and takes a huge swig. the bottle is empty at this point.
i try to make a break for the door but she LUNGES her whole body at it. it's like her body is being tossed around by a spirit, it flies like a ragdoll in an old video game. there are two doors to her apartment: one leading directly outside to my car and one leading to the apartment hallway. i make a break for the other door, but it's locked and she lunges her body into it before i can get it open. she grabs my shirt and refuses to let go. she's tearing and stretching it. (it's a really nice shirt, or at least it was). i consider just taking it off and running. but, i just keep trying to pry her fingers off. i can't get both of her hands off at the same time. we struggle into her bedroom, and i pin one of her hands down with me knee while prying her other hand off with both of mine. i've finally got her: she's pinned down with my knees and hands and has no grip on my clothing. but her legs are in the air and her thighs are holding me tight. nevertheless, i think i can make a break to the door.
i try for the door, make it, and get it open. but i'm not fast enough. she's got my shirt with both hands. i can see freedom: my car is running and the dogs are in it. it's hot as fuck and the car is in a non-parking spot, so i'm also worried some dogooder is going to stop by and break my windows or call the cops because of the dogs left unattended in it. anyway, i'm halfway out of the door with both her hands wrapped around my shirt. it's time for a sacrifice: a pull my shirt off. freedom! but, as i do, my glasses come flying off too. she is flung back but notices them too. she tries to stomp/kick them away. i'm screaming "those are my only glasses! STOP IT!". BAM! she hits them hard with her foot, and i see the frame bend and break. now i'm screaming what a crazy bitch she is, that she's ruined my shirt and glasses, etc. etc. i push her down and grab what remains of my glasses and run to the car. i'm free! albeit now battered, bruised, shirtless, and blind.
i have a pair of prescription sunglasses in the car. i begin driving home shirtless. shortly into the drive i get the text and have the following exchange: https://i.imgur.com/milsdI7.png
i get home, go on my computer and quickly reorder a pair of glasses. i manage to reassemble mine in a way that they'll work, although they are wonky and the lens are apt to pop out at any time. i'm going to the beach for a week next saturday, and i pay for a rush order on the glasses, but i doubt they'll be in in time. i guess my fucked up glasses will serve as a reminder over the next few weeks not to get involved with insane vodka gfs.
she's blocked on every form of communication we've used now. i have a feeling she will borrow a friends phone or figure out how to make smurf number to text me eventually. i'll update if that happens. but, i think, i hope, this is the end of vodka gf. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Beta patrolman marketing idea This reads like shit that got cut out of the b-side of a shitty The Hold Steady record (circa early 2010s). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916694) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:05 PM Author: puce dog poop queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917887) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:15 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Morbidly Perusing, Attentively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917948) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:06 PM Author: high-end abode incel did you really need to snipe responding directly to the op to poast such quality insight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917895) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:08 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Lol, Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917904) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 3:03 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Can't believe I just noticed your username, LMAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919289) |
Date: August 8th, 2021 10:28 AM Author: adventurous school cafeteria (writer for final season of Lost / Game of Thrones) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915477) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:33 AM Author: high-end abode incel this is a true story. i can only relay the facts as they happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915496) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:37 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship The Millenial Tom Wolfe tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917748) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:33 AM Author: rose judgmental ape genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919384) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:30 AM Author: amber feces who didnt see this coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915484) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:38 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Okay, i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917752) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:34 AM Author: Insane Crimson Karate Dragon jfc, the glasses part is just vindictive and cruel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915501) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: high-end abode incel a fresh pair of raybans i got in january. i just ordered a knock off pair from zenni. i'm hoping to send these ones out to get serviced, i don't want to spend another $300 on a pair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915506) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:41 AM Author: Insane Crimson Karate Dragon just be glad she didn't kick one of your dogs or something worse, i guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915517) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:46 AM Author: high-end abode incel i'm not sure if you've followed this saga, but she did fed them a shit ton of mexican food one night.
she loves dogs. she probably wouldn't do something like that even when insane drunk. although if she did i actually might have slapped her hard to end the confrontation. very thankful it didn't come to that. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:50 AM Author: Insane Crimson Karate Dragon never doubt a scorned woman and thank your lucky stars, bro. you're out (hopefully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915539) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: high-end abode incel very true. i think if she did something like that i would see red and instinctively done something that would jeopardize my law license. thank god it didn't come to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915553) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:40 AM Author: swashbuckling private investor codepig strangely aroused after reading this. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915516) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:44 AM Author: Mint fortuitous meteor hunting ground This part is so fucking hot:
i've finally got her: she's pinned down with my knees and hands and has no grip on my clothing. but her legs are in the air and her thighs are holding me tight. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: high-end abode incel it was not hot at all at that point. her riding me while doing shots of titos from a handle and then gagging on my cock was pretty 180 though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915530) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: high-end abode incel she is incredibly attractive.
https://imgur.com/a/a6V5yOz |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:40 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Wow, not flame
As we've discussed, God has given you the ability to attract good-looking albeit mentally rough around the edges people, which means that you have a sacred responsibility to be a better sheepdog - no enabling of self-destructive behavior! - in the future, while continuing to thank your lucky stars for your blessed Chadlite pedigree. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: high-end abode incel i'm willing to tolerate quite a bit for the right person. she seemed like a great candidate, and was always asking for me to "reel her in". she wants a daddy like figure for sure. however, after saturday i don't think i can be that unless i'm empowered to slap her into coherence with impunity, which is impossible in this climate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917839) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:02 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship 100% true, some people only respond to an old-fashioned level of assertiveness which just isn't worth it (or even impossible as you say) these days.
Thankfully, you have the ability to attract quality people, so as I said in the other thread, emphasizing wholesomeness going forward will serve you and your future Natalie Imbruglia, Jr. well.
There are MANY women out there who respond well to wholesome patriarchal leadership, which you clearly have in you - and some seem boring at first, but are actually seeking the guidance and structure which brings them out of their shell. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:05 PM Author: high-end abode incel i agree completely. some of my better partners have been "meh" at first but then blossomed. i constantly remind myself that app culture has enabled us to kick people to the curb over frivolous things, and i try to allow myself to give everyone a fair shake.
i booted up the apps and there are quite a few prospects. hopefully in the coming months i can make some bort content that is more wholesome than crazy. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:08 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship 18000000000000000000
Can't wait, my brother. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:49 AM Author: milky fiercely-loyal fanboi trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42915534) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 1:04 PM Author: lilac hell I blame you for failing to manage your expectations of vodka gf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916029) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: high-end abode incel harsh but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916636) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:41 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917762) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 1:06 PM Author: Motley magenta therapy juggernaut lol its what u get for getting involved with scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916032) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:42 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Sad but true - and yet, there but for the grace of God go us all when they look like that, and especially when they have glimmers of sanity amid the self-destruction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917764) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: Fighting Cracking Gas Station Should have just beat the shit out of her early on in this story
I wouldn't have the self control to put up with this from a woman I'd just punch her in the face |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 4:20 PM Author: bonkers insanely creepy keepsake machete stage Crazy girl did something similar to me once. Stood behind my car so I couldn’t leave. Just insanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916773) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 4:38 PM Author: Insane Crimson Karate Dragon She might be the female bukowski. I hope she chronicles her life and times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916816) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:26 PM Author: high-end abode incel she's actually quite smart. i wouldn't be surprised if she was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917704) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: provocative obsidian resort windowlicker This is a sad but amusing story, and she is pretty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42916823) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:35 PM Author: high-end abode incel i have a hard time feeling sympathy for her after the stunts she pulled this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917741) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:36 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Unfortunately, she might have to hit rock bottom before she can begin bouncing back - some people have to learn the hard way, and there but for the grace of God go us all... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917745) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Disgusting volcanic crater and by the time they've hit rock bottom you've lost interest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919775) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:35 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship "i guess my fucked up glasses will serve as a reminder over the next few weeks not to get involved with insane vodka gfs."
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: high-end abode incel i was thinking about your words quite a bit this weekend, and put myself in the mindset of giving it an honest "fresh start" and trying to be a stable, patriarchal hand. unfortunately she is too broken to salvage at this point. i have some hope that she has a good future ahead of her once she hits rock bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917793) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:52 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship I'm very proud of you, brother, as strange as that sounds. I think both you and her are headed in the right direction in the long run, thank God!
(Hers might be a bit more of a scenic route, but I think she'll get there, too. As you said, you can't salvage someone like that unless THEY want to change - which she doesn't quite yet.) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:54 PM Author: high-end abode incel i agree. at her core she is a good person. everyone has some crazy inside them (especially birdbrains). i hope that she gets there but i can't be that guiding hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917823) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Your hope is very heartwarming - I agree, FWIW - and I'm proud of you for having the humility to admit that.
I remember having that "I can save this crazy person" feeling a few times when I was younger (in both social, romantic, and even some family contexts).
I'm glad we've both seen the light on that subject, my brother. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:20 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918001) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:50 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/f5/7c/4af57c9aaee78c67b8f3e0ddd4054ca8.jpg
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:52 PM Author: high-end abode incel californiaaaa here we comeee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917808) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:53 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917813) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:50 PM Author: useless national She will 100% call the cops on you and claim abuse, rape, or both. Good luck brother.
Have you poasted a pic of her before? |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:53 PM Author: high-end abode incel yes
she's a conservaheroine so i doubt it. plus any video evidence would be 100% in my favor. plus our text history is almost all her doting on me and begging me to come over and fuck her. |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: useless national Ok missed the conservaheroine part. I see why you put up with her for awhile. Those are rare these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919596) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: high-end abode incel yeah, on paper she is 100% xo approved. she wants a trad family, kids, goes to church, comes from a good family, has xo politics, etc. i had really high hopes.
i was even able to drop n bombs around her with impunity. |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:20 PM Author: useless national You sure she isn’t worth trying to keep her drinking in check? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42921032) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:54 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship I humbly present the anthem to this thread (along with The OC theme song of course), the ghost of J Shad tp smiling down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbNU9WuVgw |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:54 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917827) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:57 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917843) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater i like this posting I have dated girls like this
and despite the fact she is hot and i have to pay for sex
i do not envy you brother
it must be very hard to give that up (even though she is crazy) and wade through entitled 'frequent lasagna eaters' on Tinder
trust me i know a part of you is attracted to her dependence |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: high-end abode incel yes i've kicked her to the curb a couple times before this, but i definitely find it very attractive when someone is doting on me. over the past few weeks she has spammed me incessantly along with plenty of lewd snaps. it's hard to resist that. although it'll be quite easy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917877) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:06 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater the really scary part is she wants you to enable her behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917899) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:08 PM Author: high-end abode incel she wants me to "reel her in". she has said several times i need to stop her. she is definitely looking for a daddy to put her in check. the problem is 1) i'm very apprehensive to be physically assertive with random tindersluts and 2) i share a lot of her demons. for instance, she'll pass me the bottle of vodka to swig, and i'll swig it, and she'll say "that's when you should have told me to stop" or "you're really bad for me". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917905) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:12 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater i mean that's what she says but that's not what she means
when somebody is that far gone drinking basically everything they do is to keep drinking
but being a biological woman she is also looking for somebody to blame her problems on |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:13 PM Author: high-end abode incel i believe that's what she actually wants, and is actually self aware enough to say it. i just don't think i can be that guy.
you're theory is quite likely though, too. |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 4:30 AM Author: rose judgmental ape genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919338) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 8:57 PM Author: orange trailer park Pic of busted up raybans or flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917842) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:01 PM Author: high-end abode incel it'll take me a good 15 min to reassemble them now
https://i.imgur.com/7tId36u.jpg |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:13 PM Author: Boyish Jap Very lord of the flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917924) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:18 PM Author: high-end abode incel i probably sounded just like this when she stomped em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PShBcTGE6xM&ab_channel=GabeGrace |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Lmao, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918033) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:27 PM Author: high-end abode incel in the back of my mind i was consciously trying not to sound too pathetic when i freaked at her stomping my glasses. it's really hard to express the disappointment of your glasses being ruined without sounding like a milhouse dweeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918047) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:31 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Lol, so true - I've gotten way too attached to certain pairs over the years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918072) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: high-end abode incel i splurged on these in jan and am a little heart broken. i bought a knock off set from zenni. if they don't pass muster i guess i might wait until jan and buy another pair once my insurance kicks in again. i really liked these.
on one hand, it's easy to justify spending a lot of money on glasses since it's an accessory you were every day. otoh, i can't see how some plastic can cost this much. luxottica's eyewear grift rivals de beers with their diamonds. a pair of raybans is ultimately an inconsequential amount of money, but i'm a frugalmo, and this much for plastic hurts my poor little former prole soul. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship As a wise man once said,
"i guess my fucked up glasses will serve as a reminder over the next few weeks not to get involved with insane vodka gfs." |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:42 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918139) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:43 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Okay, i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918145) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:43 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, Zenni is credited. You can get super high quality lenses with all the coatings for like $50. I usually buy 3-4 pairs (a high quality daily pair, a cheap backup pair, a photocromic/transitions pair, and sunglasses) and the total bill is like $250 and they're really high quality lenses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:45 PM Author: high-end abode incel i have a knock off pair of wayfarer sunglasses from them and have received many compliments. i dont' see a difference between them are the real deal. we'll see how these clubmasters look. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918156) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:50 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, there's no difference besides Luxotttica's cut of the pie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918194) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:54 PM Author: high-end abode incel that's reassuring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918215) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:58 PM Author: Thriller Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918242) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:43 PM Author: orange trailer park Lmao. Those are raybans? I guess not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918148) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:46 PM Author: high-end abode incel you can make out the logo on the right arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918164) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:09 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole tldr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917908) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:11 PM Author: high-end abode incel crazy bitch made me two hours late to a friends bday party, broke my glasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917914) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:11 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole how is that either exciting or insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917916) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:12 PM Author: high-end abode incel there are booby pics itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917922) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:16 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole No there aren't. You can't help but tell even the most obvious falsehoods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917955) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:21 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Your lack of attention to detail ITT will be noted in your quarterly poasting performance review.
Thank, |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole Link to booby pics ITT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918050) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:32 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship https://imgur.com/a/a6V5yOz
Scroll down to the second picture, my doubting pumo brother |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole The second... picture. Surely you mean, at the very least, the second and third pictures. I was assured that there were booby pics in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918091) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:35 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender That is a great ass |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:40 PM Author: high-end abode incel https://i.imgur.com/ySld3Z8.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918122) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:11 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, Brother, when it comes to thing doing, make a decision. Don't ask her whether or not you're going to the bar, just make a fucking decision. That's what she wants. That's what women want. They want men who make decisions. Birdbrains are terrible at decision making.
180 story though brother. Love crazy bitches like this. I've had my fair share of crazy. While I hate going through it, I always look back on the insanity fondly. My wife is extremely chill and sane and doesn't ever go crazy about stuff. I miss the crazy shit sometimes. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:12 PM Author: Flushed Associate Prole jfc respect your shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917920) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:27 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, I usually have to edit it in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918044) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:15 PM Author: high-end abode incel whether or not we're going to the bars? it's less "are we going?" and more "are you sober enough to go?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917944) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:27 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918040) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: high-end abode incel in response to your edits, in times of dealing with crazy bitches i often think in the moment "this will be a pretty fun memory some day". there were several points in fri/sat that i was thinking exactly how i will describe it on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918060) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:38 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, you mentioned her having been an embarrassment at a party recently. What did she do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918111) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:42 PM Author: high-end abode incel got too drunk and babbled incoherently to all my friends. i've poasted before how she thinks she has supernatural powers and often just speaks in riddles. i can't even explain it. the hoast of the bbq is actually itt lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918137) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:51 PM Author: Onyx set toilet seat If I May, lol wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918201) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender I love this chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917939) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:19 PM Author: high-end abode incel she's available and down for some revenge/rebound fucking for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917994) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:15 PM Author: fuchsia angry locale Sounds like you should get this woman help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917941) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:17 PM Author: high-end abode incel probably tcr, but i'm not gandhiesqe enough to fix all the broken tinder shrews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917959) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:20 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender Lol this isn't over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42917996) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:23 PM Author: high-end abode incel i've blocked her on everything and don't have the slightest temptation to unblock. i'm going on vaca next week, which will further enable me not to cave. i'm really pissed at her and she has shown her true colors. before she was sad, pitiful crazy. now i see she might be life ruining crazy. there is no chance i see her again. however, i solemnly commit to copping to xo if i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918012) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:24 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918022) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:30 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender Yeah but did your dick block her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918071) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:20 PM Author: Massive parlour looking forward to the next update in the saga in <10 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918000) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:24 PM Author: high-end abode incel i will cop to xo bros if i do. one of my favorite things about this place is being enabled to tell the whole truth, warts and all. but it's not going to happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918027) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918036) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:25 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship I have FAITH in our xo brother staying strong despite her (inevitable) attempts to infiltrate his Interior Castle in one way or another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918029) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Massive parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918054) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:30 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender The dick wants what the dick wants. Who are we to stand in the way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918086) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Sometimes what our animal instincts want in the short run makes us and those around us miserable in the long run - that's what's so crazy about all this!
Putting our wholesome human instincts first tends to make us MORE fulfilled - physically, mentally, and spiritually - in the long run:
That's what's so REALLY crazy (divinely so!) about all this. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:59 PM Author: Bright community account sex offender You are truly a gentleman and a scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918254) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:03 PM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship TY, my brother.
I’m one of your biggest fans, as you probably know! |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:53 PM Author: Thriller Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918210) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:00 PM Author: high-end abode incel 1) of course i could have, and eventually did, man handle her to get away. the point is that i am apprehensive to do so in this climate and in public.
2) we fucked a bunch that morning. |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:03 PM Author: Thriller Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918278) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:05 PM Author: high-end abode incel you're right and i employ this strategy, including with her. but i was running very late at that point. additionally, there are some levels of crazy (especially when alcohol is involved) that you can't fuck out of birdbrains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918286) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 9:57 PM Author: azure immigrant I married a vodka gf. Times like this are tough, but you learn to get through it. Never expect to be on time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918235) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:01 PM Author: high-end abode incel the timing thing is spot on, she is chronically late to everything and takes ages to get ready. i know that is pretty common with birdbrains, but my last two gfs were with hippie no make up types that needed no time at all to get ready. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918264) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:02 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater Give yourself a chance to love her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918276) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:03 PM Author: high-end abode incel we've probably had about 2 dozen dates, all of which were sleepovers. i've given her a fair shake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918279) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:05 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater I'm just kidding this guy named Thunder Collins posted about some girl that was crazy like this and some poaster told him to give himself a chance to love her
possibly the worst advice ever given on xoxohth |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:06 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918292) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:07 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater also don't come inside of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918296) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:09 PM Author: high-end abode incel i came inside but she was on her period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918304) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:15 PM Author: Massive parlour thunder collins also had problems with this part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918338) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:17 PM Author: Comical Shimmering Theater u gotta understand what these girls like about CIP is the ability to trap you
I'm all about BBFS but you should always PO and CIM/COF |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:05 PM Author: spectacular shrine For the lips of an immoral woman drip honey, And her mouth is smoother than oil; But in the end she is bitter as wormwood, Sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death, Her steps lay hold of hell. Lest you ponder her path of life— Her ways are unstable; You do not know them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918287) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 10:07 PM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42918295) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Lime exhilarant office potus great bort content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919126) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:32 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCfxAY1HFvc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919142) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:34 AM Author: Lime exhilarant office potus Simpler times :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919147) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:34 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919148) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 11:18 AM Author: turquoise cuckold Definitely in pole position for schtick of the year category (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42920237) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Gay orchestra pit didn't go through the thread, but why did you continue to see her after it became clear she's a raging alcoholic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919196) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Lime exhilarant office potus For us. He did it for the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919207) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:40 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919269) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:42 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Subject: Your email line is breathtakingly gorgeous, BTW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919271) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:43 AM Author: Lime exhilarant office potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919273) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:34 AM Author: high-end abode incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919538) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:50 AM Author: high-end abode incel shes possesses many qualities prized by the superficial man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919562) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 3:03 AM Author: Massive parlour can't stop thinking about this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919290) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 3:13 AM Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship It's an instant classic, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919298) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 5:54 AM Author: Lavender Disrespectful Pit Faggotry Biggest issue here is you’re a douche who lets their dogs off leash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919391) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 7:39 AM Author: high-end abode incel what kind of faggot are you?
1) dogs are bird hunting dogs with insane recall ability
2) it was a non public area with no one else around
3) absolutely no amount of exercise on leash is sufficient for them. they need to run.
sorry about your tiny pink poodle hybrid you walk around your fag city. most real dogs need to run. imagine lisping and clutching your pearls on this prestigious law bort about some puppyd00ds gleefully swimming in the river. enjoy your tepid, milquetoast, neutered existence, faggot. |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 1:48 PM Author: Lavender Disrespectful Pit Faggotry (Fag with no kids who doesn’t understand how dangerous strange unleashed dogs can be) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42920877) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:19 AM Author: adventurous school cafeteria What's her number? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919599) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:19 AM Author: high-end abode incel ~9.25 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919602) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:25 AM Author: adventurous school cafeteria Ok ...
Her Snap/Whatsapp, then. |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:26 AM Author: high-end abode incel she has a whole youtube page of poledancing vids. i'm treading far too close to the sun with outable information already though. be satisfied with the pics you got! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919614) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:31 AM Author: adventurous school cafeteria k, edit this out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919620) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: khaki national security agency get contacts or lasik you fucking dork. glasses don't make you look smart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919608) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 8:24 AM Author: high-end abode incel i'm weird about touching my eyes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42919611) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 11:19 AM Author: turquoise cuckold Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42920243) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 10:49 AM Author: high-end abode incel my left glasses lens now just randomly pops up of my glasses. it's really annoying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42920144) |
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Date: August 9th, 2021 2:21 PM Author: laughsome boiling water you needed to beat her or restrain her early on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895343&forum_id=2#42921043) |