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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| Dark weed whacker school cafeteria | 06/24/14 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/30/25 |
| filthy codepig | 06/24/14 |
| Dark weed whacker school cafeteria | 06/24/14 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/28/25 |
| Shimmering embarrassed to the bone really tough guy meetinghouse | 06/24/14 |
| filthy codepig | 06/24/14 |
| Shimmering embarrassed to the bone really tough guy meetinghouse | 06/24/14 |
| lavender property french chef | 06/24/14 |
| Vermilion state | 06/24/14 |
| Bright unhinged giraffe legal warrant | 06/24/14 |
| Metal Tan Principal's Office Generalized Bond | 06/24/14 |
| curious pit multi-billionaire | 06/24/14 |
| Henna Razzle Locus | 06/24/14 |
| provocative beta pocket flask | 06/24/14 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/28/25 |
| Lawyers are the lowest form of life. | 06/28/25 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Dark weed whacker school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: filthy codepig Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Dark weed whacker school cafeteria o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Shimmering embarrassed to the bone really tough guy meetinghouse kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: filthy codepig cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Shimmering embarrassed to the bone really tough guy meetinghouse "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: lavender property french chef lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Vermilion state they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Bright unhinged giraffe legal warrant cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Metal Tan Principal's Office Generalized Bond There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: curious pit multi-billionaire (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Henna Razzle Locus oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: provocative beta pocket flask because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057310) |