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I used to fuck an Asian girl in college and once shoved scissors up her ass.

I used to always shove random shit up her ass just to fuck w...
gold church
  08/14/19
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gold church
  08/14/19
This actually happened.
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  12/04/19
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laughsome foreskin giraffe
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adventurous clear stage party of the first part
  12/04/19
You jammed scissors up someone's asshole, but SHE is the bat...
dashing toilet seat
  12/04/19
You should come to my Pounders one morning if you think jamm...
gold church
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Rose Center
  12/04/19
Did you ever try compressed air?
claret vivacious whorehouse
  12/04/19
No, but off the top of my head i shoved each of the followin...
gold church
  12/04/19
FLAME
big hall queen of the night
  03/07/21
100% true. The only untrue part is that the thread title...
gold church
  03/08/21
Ever tried your dick man?
Slate temple degenerate
  12/04/19
if you tried that on a human you could get prison time.
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  12/04/19
Flame
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Date: August 14th, 2019 8:16 PM
Author: gold church

I used to always shove random shit up her ass just to fuck with her. Once she was on the phone with her dad and I grabbed a pair of scissors and just shoved them right in there. In hindsight, I'm really lucky I didnt cut her at all.

She was batshit crazy and later pretended to be dying because I stopped hooking up with her.

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Date: August 14th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: gold church



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: gold church

This actually happened.

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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: laughsome foreskin giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: ultramarine selfie pozpig



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: adventurous clear stage party of the first part



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: dashing toilet seat

You jammed scissors up someone's asshole, but SHE is the batshit crazy one? Mmhmm.

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: gold church

You should come to my Pounders one morning if you think jamming scissors up someone's asshole is "crazy"

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Rose Center



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: claret vivacious whorehouse

Did you ever try compressed air?

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: gold church

No, but off the top of my head i shoved each of the following up in a "surprise" fashion:

-Ice

-fingers

-my big toe

-a Popsicle

-multiple pens

-my tounge

Never fucked her in her ass though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323382&forum_id=2#39216293)



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Date: March 7th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: big hall queen of the night

FLAME

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Date: March 8th, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: gold church

100% true.

The only untrue part is that the thread title is innacurate. I never actually fucked her. She lived in my dorm and we fooled around a lot for months (lots of BJs & finger banging) and we hung out a lot, but I never actually fucked her because I had a girlfriend and because she was a virgin and I didnt want to take her virginity.

I'm SOOOOO glad I never fucked her. THere was a TON of drama when i broke off our hookup relationship and it would have been REALLLLY bad if I had fucked her.

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Slate temple degenerate

Ever tried your dick man?

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle erotic parlour

if you tried that on a human you could get prison time.

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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: gold church

Flame

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Date: February 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: gold church



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