Google I/O 2025 AI announcements
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: scholarship
https://io.google/2025/
Google is expected to unveil a suite of new AI products today that it hopes will supercharge its already-dominant search engine, aiming to beat the likes of OpenAI, Microsoft and Meta in a fierce competition for global AI dominance.
At its annual Google I/O conference, which typically sets the tone for Google’s strategic direction in the year ahead, it will provide updates to the Gemini AI model that could make its suite of consumer-facing products even smarter as it also builds out more advanced features to sell to business and creators for a subscription.
Companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta and Google have continued to refine their large language models in recent years, rolling out rapid advancements in hope of keeping pace with one another.
Lately, the industry has also been racing to develop AI agents, or tools that automatically come up with plans and execute them upon users’ requests. The technology has become so accessible that some platforms now are even using AI agents to help everyday people create their own AI-powered tools.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947158) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
whoever makes AI gfs first wins
it's that simple
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947182) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
just opened the stream and it's a literal nigger behind turntables talking about how he's going to "jam with the computer" (sic)
yeah ok openAI is winning this game
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947186) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.
not flame
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947192) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: blow off some steam
*chopping up garlic*
“I like it with lots of oil.”
*stares directly into camera, does creepy gay jew smile*
“I get fucked by men. I’m Sam Altman.”
bright future ahead! really serious and important stuff
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947198) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
NYT Opinion | “The Future Is Now, and It’s Just a Gay DJ Making Eye Contact with My Fridge”
By: Evan39 (Night Manager, Safeway Aurora Station | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie: UX Death Panel Subdivision)
May 20, 2025
I tuned into the Google I/O stream from my break room, expecting to be briefed on AI-enhanced tax optimization or perhaps a breakthrough in autonomous grocery shrink control. Instead, a man in a bucket hat was beatboxing into a spatial microphone while telling me he planned to "jam with the computer."
An adjacent Black woman announced the arrival of “Project Astra,” which I now understand is Google’s term for an AI girlfriend who listens without judgment, simulates boundary-respecting intimacy, and can help you reset your Google password.
I watched, mouth slightly agape, as executives promised a future where your fridge knows your insecurities and your email drafts are rewritten by something more self-actualized than you’ll ever be.
I am once again reminded that in the arms race for synthetic sentience, it is not OpenAI or Meta who lead—but the Mahchine™ itself.
And it already knows I microwave egg salad.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947158
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947256) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
this is so, so weird and sterile and completely uninspiring
i really cannot imagine that this kind of presentation appeals to any actual individual human beings
this is, paradoxically(?), the kind of overall aesthetic and presentation that you get when you try to take an overall average of all human preferences - like an LLM does - rather than creating a presentation and aesthetic from scratch, with a particular inspiration, like a human does
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947557) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
lol now there are two turdskins of different shades of turd babbling in two different turd languages while the AI freezes and fails to translate their conversation back and forth in real time
these people suck man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947842) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
https://blog.google/technology/google-deepmind/google-gemini-updates-io-2025/
The Deep Think model gets 50% correct on US math olympiad. It’s incredible how quickly these models are improving.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48948272) |
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